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Most things that others do appear foolish. Some are NFL Fans, others think it is stupid to waste an afternoon looking at a multi hour game with 13 minutes of action in it. To each their own, I suppose.
At one of my early assignments in the Army, the armorer, who handled secure storage of the unit’s weapons, was a sergeant with the name “Swords.”
Reminds me of my favorite Wizard of Id cartoon. Rodney had a line of new recruits. “Name?” “Baker.” “Sorry, we already have a baker. Name?” “Carpenter.” “Sorry, we already have a carpenter. Name?” “Fink.” “Sorry, we already have a king.”
A college had an ornithologist named “Bird” who was also a private airplane pilot. One day the college got a phone call from someone who asked for an ornithologist:
“That would be Professor Bird.”
“You have an ornithologist named Bird?”
“That’s right.”
“May I talk to him?”
“I’m sorry, but he’s out flying at the moment. Would you care to leave a message?”
“Uh, no. I think I’ll look for someone else.”
A lot of the most common surnames in America were derived from the occupation of their ancestors: Smith, Miller, Farmer, Taylor, Baker, Carter, Stewart, Cook, Cooper, Carpenter, Wright ….
Ratkin Premium Member 10 months ago
Speaking of mountain climbers, 6 more just died on Everest.
Doug K 10 months ago
A lot of people have a name that comes of an ancestor who had a particular profession (like Smith, Baker, Brewer, Cooper, and Miller).
Dave427 10 months ago
Seen an auto repair shop with the owners’ name being “Engen.”
stringer831 10 months ago
I once worked for a medical publisher. One of the many physicians on its mailing list was a psychiatrist called Dr. Couch.
E.Z. Smith Premium Member 10 months ago
I’ve a speech therapist friend whose name is Speechly.
tcmrr1 10 months ago
Most things that others do appear foolish. Some are NFL Fans, others think it is stupid to waste an afternoon looking at a multi hour game with 13 minutes of action in it. To each their own, I suppose.
[Traveler] Premium Member 10 months ago
Local weather guy’s last name is Weathers, his real name.
rbritt56 10 months ago
I knew a guy that worked for the Division of Forestry whose name was Timber Weller.
sandpiper 10 months ago
Did ok up to the punch line, then ran out of steam.
gammaguy 10 months ago
My favorite is still a (long ago) listing in the Bronx phone book: A surgeon named “Dr. Carnicero”. (That’s “butcher” in English.)
amxchester 10 months ago
When my kid broke an arm, the doc’s name was Clau (Claw) & and a chiropractor was named Bonebreak.
DHBirr 10 months ago
At one of my early assignments in the Army, the armorer, who handled secure storage of the unit’s weapons, was a sergeant with the name “Swords.”
uniquename 10 months ago
Apparently there was an army officer named Dave Astor that was promoted to major. He became Major D. Astor. (really)
s_krumpe 10 months ago
What about the racecar driver Will Power. Can fit in so many ways and he can become a motivational speaker when he retires lol
LizandMax 10 months ago
I once had a typing teacher named Miss Prynt.
poppacapsmokeblower 10 months ago
Frank made a mountain out of an ant hill.
Grover St. Clair 10 months ago
Reminds me of my favorite Wizard of Id cartoon. Rodney had a line of new recruits. “Name?” “Baker.” “Sorry, we already have a baker. Name?” “Carpenter.” “Sorry, we already have a carpenter. Name?” “Fink.” “Sorry, we already have a king.”
Old Time Tales 10 months ago
Chris is an ant wrangler.
KEA 10 months ago
Steve Staker, Vampire Killer
InTraining Premium Member 10 months ago
Optometrist named Dr Seymour…!.
Milady Meg 10 months ago
They’re called aptonyms .
ChessPirate 10 months ago
I had a Root Canal from a Dr. Hurt (it wasn’t that bad…)
Jogger2 10 months ago
A college had an ornithologist named “Bird” who was also a private airplane pilot. One day the college got a phone call from someone who asked for an ornithologist:
“That would be Professor Bird.”
“You have an ornithologist named Bird?”
“That’s right.”
“May I talk to him?”
“I’m sorry, but he’s out flying at the moment. Would you care to leave a message?”
“Uh, no. I think I’ll look for someone else.”
Farceur 10 months ago
Seahawks had a Fullback named Mack Strong.
mpolo11 Premium Member 10 months ago
Don’t make an ant hill out of a mole hill.
walstib Premium Member 10 months ago
Panel 3 makes me wonder what ever happened to Brewer and Shipley. Maybe they had more than just that one toke over the line.
halvincobbes Premium Member 10 months ago
They’re called aptronyms
Richard S Russell Premium Member 10 months ago
We had a Doctor Bonebrake.
A lot of the most common surnames in America were derived from the occupation of their ancestors: Smith, Miller, Farmer, Taylor, Baker, Carter, Stewart, Cook, Cooper, Carpenter, Wright ….
stamps 10 months ago
The fancy-schmany term for it is nominative determinism.
donut reply 10 months ago
When I owned a bar the Budweiser delivery guy had the last name of Cooper. One who makes wine and whiskey barrels.
braindead Premium Member 10 months ago
I know of a surgeon named Dr. Cutting.
Dr_Fogg 10 months ago
and mine?
MissyTiger Premium Member 10 months ago
One of the churches in my hometown had a pastor named Smiley. Maybe he was supposed to have been an orthodontist?
stringer831 10 months ago
And then,, there is that tome about skeletal diseases in children. authored by Dr. Boy Frame!
KyleDrumann 10 months ago
There is a doctor named Will Tickle.
Is there some who does demolition named Wolfe? A florist named Bloom? A criminal named Robin Banks?
Sam Handwich 10 months ago
One of the people I work with is an archaeologist named Bone.