Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 15, 2024

I already prefer Kevin over Alexa.

Horns are a good point, though!

Well, now I just want to spite Kevin. What should I go with? Cube? Tetrahedron? Octahedron?

It depends on which body part you are attracted to.

Butts can be Elegant. It just depends on whose you are talking about.

Butts CAN be elegant, but (ahem) such things require maintenance… and it’s very rare that a visit to the gym can be done elegantly.

I’ve seen many elegant butts. Fortunately for me, all on women.

You can’t say that butts are not elegant (as a rule) until you have seen every one.

Also, butts don’t have points (barring some abnormal conditions).

Well….

Butts are funny, though!

I could wax poetic about cute butts, but this is basically a kid’s comic.

Marigold has a good point butt the sphere has no point.

Butts are not elegant? That might depend on one’s point of view..

Cigarette butts are the worse! Yuk!

I have seen some pretty cute butts.

Butts are semi-spherical, so wouldn’t that make them somewhat elegant?

I don’t know about not elegant, Jane Fonda riding her horse in Cat Balou or Ann Margret walking to her TR3 in Viva Las Vegas sure looked elegant to me when I was a boy.

…kinda have to concede to the sphere’s point there. Not that it has any points, being a smooth sphere and all, but you know what I mean.

Oh, so it’s defective technology. No need to worry about AE after all.

Wasn’t this the plot of “Flatland?”

Well! Kevin has a lot of cheek saying that!

some butts are quite elegant………

Ignore the dishonest troll.

Kevin must not have seen my wife’s.

Kevin should watch out, now that he’s offended the divinity that shapes our ends.

Butts are not elegant? With so much of fashion and beauty centered around curvy, swaying hips? One must challenge that notion!

Gray is not an elegant color.

Apparently horse sized hams are considered elegant these days.

Butts are not elegant? Kevin has obviously never seen JLo’s.

If they’re covered or not anatomically correct (e.g., MLP), they can be…

I beg to differ on Kevin’s point

Oh, no, I have seen some excellently elegant butts. 8) A sphere is simply elegant, but a proper Möbius strip is most wonderfully elegant.

I beg to differ. Some butts are quite elegant! (I do not include my own there…)

A butt like Marigold’s not being deemed “elegant”? AI has a LONG way to go.