Clay Bennett for June 09, 2024

We’ve seen him cuddling up with an entire flag, so I suppose he’d enjoy being surrounded by the striped part?

Drawn too skinny.

I’ve seen slimmer rikishi. I watched the most recent sumo tournament, and am eagerly awaiting the next one in two months.

Looks like Ronald McDonald!

Emperor new clothes 2 : Prison edition

The supreme denial of the Constitution and all our history of being a self governing republic is the farce playing out after the Orange excrement’s conviction by a jury of his peers. The charges are not so different than those brought against many other people who have violated the laws designed to keep society safe from law-breakers. The charges were deliberated by a special jury of ordinary citizens with the assistance of both legal counsel for the prosecution, and the defense. Then, when the special jury found grounds to charge the defendant, they were passed on to the local trial court, and a jury drawn from the local area of the defendant’s residence, with the defendant’s counsel participating in discovery, arguing in the defendant’s behalf at every stage. Finally the charges were presented in open court. Please note this was a state court, with state charges, state prosecutors and the defense attorneys of the defendant’s choice. He was entitled to the very highest standards of presumption of innocence. He could only be convicted by a unanimous verdict of all the jurors for each and every charge.

He was convicted by all the jurors, on each and every count, beyond a reasonable doubt, the highest standard possible in any court in the land.

He had the opportunity to present his best defense. He said he wanted to testify in his own behalf, and he did testify every day of the trial about his innocence, but, not under oath. He refused to testify under oath because he was afraid he would purger himself. So now he claims the trial was a miscarriage of justice, rigged against him. Unfair. His lawyers defending him claimed he was innocent. Innocent of everything witnesses who worked for him said during the trial. Innocent of all the documents presented as evidence, especially those with his signature on them. Innocent of the evidence on recordings, even those with his own voice giving damming evidence against himself.

When does this charade end?

The one at the back about to measure his whale sized belly is thinking: need to get a bigger tape.

Actually, vertical stripes are more slimming . . .

Every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man (I heard it from ZZ Top).

The stripes make him look fatter.

For him, it must have extra room so he can still wear his diapers. And be sure it has a flap in back, like a union suit. That’ll give easy access to his cellmate Bubba, and to any other inmates who might want to spoon with him.

The Emperor’s New Clothes!

Need the tailors because off the rack prison outfits don’t come that large.

The same people telling you that Trump overvalued his assets are also telling you that Hunters art is worth $1.5 million dollars.

This leftist wet dream theme has been repeated for months.

Only the BEST prison will do! Wherever they sent Bankman-Fried, I’m sure it’s a country club compared to the one the suckers and losers end up in.

It’s been an open question for decades whether Trump belongs in prison next to Al Capone or in Arkham Asylum next to the Joker.

Really? They’ll let him have a tailor-made jumpsuit? I have difficulty believing that.

What should be Trump’s campaign slogan? What about: 34 and more in 24.

pedos are dealt with quite harshly in prison.

It needs to be baggier, just like his stupid suits.

Clay gives the convicted felon way too much sartorial credit. If you’ll recall the state dinner at Buckingham, his white tie and tails were ridiculously ill-fitting. Trump is an off the rack guy.

I wonder if they’ll let him wear his red tie in prison? LOL!!

Make sure to have room in his prison grab for his diapers.

Convicted Felon Trump’s ill-fitting suits indicate he does not get bespoke clothing, despite his dubious claims of extreme wealth.

I really hope he goes to a jail that enforces a military style haircut.

Custom tailored prison garb? Now THAT’S a new twist‼️

No red tie?

It’s a cute outfit but I think any facility will be more like a “Club Fed”—but just for him. He wouldn’t last a week in a regular setting and genpop would not be all that fond of him. He’ll probably get some comfortable oubliette where he can be put away where we never hear from him again until the day he expires.

Why bother with all of that? He tells us he’s 6’3" and 215lbs. Go with that.

I believe orange would be more appropriate.

Tailor made by Goodyear, blimp division.

Don`t forget the diapers.

Gonna need a bigger tarp.

July 11 is sentencing day for felon Trump. Wear jumpsuit orange and swim in Maga tears.

Make sure it has a back door opening on those, good for easy access.

46 waist, 40 chest, 34 sleeve…

It suits him.

Yep. As soon as the Judge files the paper work to make it official.

I bet he’d look sporty in a black and white stripped kaftan. Dapper, even. He’d rock it.

In answer to the tailor’s question, yes, he “dresses right”. Not that it would probably make much difference.

Should have happened decades ago.

Jackson, who criticized Hungary’s autocratic leader, Viktor Orbán, for endorsing the ex-president, took to social media over the weekend to draw attention to a Craigslist post appearing to offer payment for attendance at the MAGA event.

“BREAKING: Trump Caught Paying People to Attend Rally,” the official reported. “A Craigslist ad has been found offering payment for people to attend Trump’s rally in Las Vegas today.”

They should use a straight jacket.

To quote from Hogan’s Heroes’, “How many inches in a acre?”

They’re gonna need extra extra large.

And because of juror malfeasance it will be thrown out

Improbable. That man has clearly never been fitted for a suit in his life.