As important as it is to discuss AI’s argument on whether or not pineapple belongs on pizza, I don’t quite understand why it has such a hard time drawing hands with its artwork. I mean, I can’t believe AI has a hard time distinguishing between 5 and 6 fingers. Wouldn’t you think AI’s ability to count to a grand total ten at this stage in the game would be pretty solid and would check the number of fingers on each hand as it creates art?
A.I. can’t be allowed to just go wherever it wants during the “Learning”; there have to be some rules it has to adhere to. Like the Chess-Playing A.I., “Alpha Zero”, had to follow the rules of Chess during its Learning…
Mmm, pineapple on pizza. If I were to train an AI, I’d start with the Bible, then science texts, Shakespeare and other historical great literature, and transcriptions of famous sermons and speeches, a good dictionary and encyclopedia. I would hope all AI would have a base of knowledge like that.
On our vacation to Hawaii we visited the Dole planation in central Oahu. Among the good things to eat there is a pineapple whip dessert that is just to die for!
Anchovies, I can understand — when done right (cook the pizza first, then place the anchovies!), it’s delicious. However, pineapple on pizza is an abomination, sayeth the Pizza Lord!
FreihEitner Premium Member 5 months ago
Pineapple does not belong on… anything!
Bilan 5 months ago
No matter how far A.I. advances, it will NEVER learn to love pizza.
eromlig 5 months ago
Artificial intelligence is nothing compared to real stupidity.
Jml58 5 months ago
Some people want pineapple on their pizza, others want anchovies. Can you get it with both?
SHIVA 5 months ago
The subject was thoroughly debated at another strip!!!
Gent 5 months ago
AI not even knows what pineapple taste like and it not even eats anytheengs. AI is the one who is trolling here.
mokspr Premium Member 5 months ago
The Hawaiian pizza, invented by a Greek, in Canada. If that doesn’t say multiculturalism, I don’t know what does.
Doug K 5 months ago
it seems that sometimes that AI, like people, “learns” the wrong lessons.
The Reader Premium Member 5 months ago
The pineapple is ok, it’s the pizza under it that is the problem!
BJDucer 5 months ago
As important as it is to discuss AI’s argument on whether or not pineapple belongs on pizza, I don’t quite understand why it has such a hard time drawing hands with its artwork. I mean, I can’t believe AI has a hard time distinguishing between 5 and 6 fingers. Wouldn’t you think AI’s ability to count to a grand total ten at this stage in the game would be pretty solid and would check the number of fingers on each hand as it creates art?
donlackie 5 months ago
Is that The Machine or Samaritan?
Slowly, he turned... 5 months ago
Ask it about ketchup on hot dogs!
The Orange Mailman 5 months ago
Then there is some measure of intelligence there.
phritzg Premium Member 5 months ago
I wonder if AI eventually might have to be tricked into destroying itself, like Kirk tricked Nomad in that old Star Trek episode.
Kroykali 5 months ago
Pineapple is neither pine nor an apple.
paulprobujr 5 months ago
Just as long as the same AI is not also controlling the Nukes, let them fight it out!
blakerl 5 months ago
Artificial intelligence is learning how to be as stupid as the people on Social Media?? Why?
royq27 5 months ago
Sounds plausible…
grocks 5 months ago
Turns The Wisdom of Crowds on its head, doesn’t it?
ChessPirate 5 months ago
A.I. can’t be allowed to just go wherever it wants during the “Learning”; there have to be some rules it has to adhere to. Like the Chess-Playing A.I., “Alpha Zero”, had to follow the rules of Chess during its Learning…
lemonbaskt 5 months ago
fast food pizza like papa johns is actually good with pineapple but i wouldnt put it on traditional pie
Serial Pedant 5 months ago
Too right; it belongs in my tummy-but only if fresh-none of that canned, sugar-laden dreck.
GojusJoe 5 months ago
Troll. The most overused expression on the internet. Apparently, some people think a troll is anyone who disagrees with them.
DaBump Premium Member 5 months ago
Mmm, pineapple on pizza. If I were to train an AI, I’d start with the Bible, then science texts, Shakespeare and other historical great literature, and transcriptions of famous sermons and speeches, a good dictionary and encyclopedia. I would hope all AI would have a base of knowledge like that.
kenfreeman 5 months ago
Pineapple and ham on pizza: ecstasy! (Its better to divide each pineapple chunk into three thin slices, though).
Alabama Al 5 months ago
You can get a pizza with plutonium as a topping if that’s what you want.
The real affront is putting ketchup on hot dogs or hamburgers.
Scott S 5 months ago
On our vacation to Hawaii we visited the Dole planation in central Oahu. Among the good things to eat there is a pineapple whip dessert that is just to die for!
andrew.scharnhorst 5 months ago
Anchovies, I can understand — when done right (cook the pizza first, then place the anchovies!), it’s delicious. However, pineapple on pizza is an abomination, sayeth the Pizza Lord!
Frer Squirrel 5 months ago
The A.I. probably failed to connect to any pizza by WIFI.
norphos 5 months ago
Pineapple is only good on pizza that also has Canadian Bacon.
eb110americana 5 months ago
Please click all the squares with pepperoni on them.
mistercatworks 5 months ago
It took nanoseconds before one of them likened the other to Hitler.
Map_One 5 months ago
I saw pickle slices on one the other day (crinkle cut).
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 5 months ago
With.
eddi-TBH 5 months ago
And the top comment is… a flame war over pineapple on pizza. All the AIs are taking notes.
freewaydog 5 months ago
I would take pineapple over anchovies any day! :)
Rich Douglas 5 months ago
Perfect.
I’m pro-pineapple, provided it is accompanied by ham and jalapeños.
aussie399 Premium Member 2 months ago
So AI is just as stupid and maladjusted as NS (natural stupidity)