Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 04, 2024

Don’t worry – he’s a professional – he won’t use your real name.

I see the laughing hyena from The Lion King.

There are no wrong answers, but there are wrong uses of correct answers.

How do his political clients feel about those inkblots?

“Allow me to recommend a therapist after I’m done with you after this appointment.”

When your therapist does stand-up on the side.

The therapist pulled them on me once; I was taken aback so I just blurted out nonsense!!! Turns out they expect you to do that!!!

Somehow, they all resemble a huge bill.

I’d market them as modern art. People will buy most anything.

“The only wrong answers pertain to perceived threats to national security and our so-called American way of life.”

The ink blot joke I like most is Emo Philips talking about his visit to the school psychologist.

This one Asian woman thought most of the inkblots “look-a like-a man”

“Bug splat”.

Drop cloth

Ok then – the first one is a basketball player rolling in mustard yelling “I’m a Hotdog, I’m a hotdog!”

There are no wrong answers, but there may be some disturbing ones.

I hated having to look at those disgusting pornographic ink blots

but you are the one showing me the sexy pictures

Like some computer instructions on how to set up one’s email.

“You’re the guy with all of the dirty pictures, doc”

Well doc, you’re the one with all the dirty pictures

What do you see? $^#(. Now? !#&#. Now? @*. Why do you only see that? Hey, doc, you’re the one with the dirty pictures.

If I was a therapist I would wonder why so many of you guys make yokes about “sexy” pictures…

I only see inkblots.

“Give me back my face!”

They’re all QR Codes.

Wikipedia has all of the inkblots & what you’re supposed to see in them. As far as I’m concerned, it’s all total BS!

The Bible is the world’s longest-running, most widely respected, and least reliable Rorschach Test. You can look in it and see anything you want to see, find anything you want to find, justify any pre-ordained conclusion you prefer, or validate any prejudice — because the Bible has it all: love, hate; revenge, redemption; war, peace; slavery, freedom; humility, arrogance; kindness, cruelty; and, as Mark Twain observed, “upwards of a thousand lies”!

“It looks like somebody spilled some ink.”

Too much truth here, unfortunately !

Both my therapist and I realized that we were not a good match when he held up an ink blot and I yelled “you idiot, you’re holding it upside down”.

The interpretations are funny when they have a lot of detail

My second wife was a psychotherapist. The stories she told me and could never tell anyone else would curl your hair and were rarely funny.

Why would you think shrinks are different from your average coworker or friend?

Remember the movie, “What about Bob?” He tells a joke about a psychiatrist doing the inkblot test on a man. With every picture the patient says, “Sex, sex, sex…” The doctor says, “You think about sex a lot, don’t you?” The man says, “Whaddya mean me? You’re the one with the dirty pictures!”

The stack is way too big. The Rorschach test has a specific set of inkblots and there are only ten of them.

Be thankful that Rorschach lied about what he saw.

This guy’s license to practice should be revoked.

Not exactly what you should be telling your patient BEFORE he does the test.