I’ll admit, I’m somewhat guilty of this. I’m so busy with work (in some cases, ending my shift around midnight) that I forget to text home to let them know I’m on my way. It’s not whether I care enough, but that I am so focused on what I do, I just forgot. That, and I’m busy driving home.
it used to be “you never write”… then it moved on to “you never call”… then, “you never email”… now it’s “you never text”… can’t get much easier than that!
Pro Tip: There’s an unused feature on phones where you can actually talk in real time with a person. What would take an hour of text messages can be exchanged with this feature in only a matter of minutes.
Asharah 2 months ago
Welcome to life.
Hello Everyone 2 months ago
I wonder if Stephan is making a family comment..
BasilBruce 2 months ago
If he wanted to return Junior, why didn’t he go to the hospital?
Ambush Kitten 2 months ago
LOL. Gotta love dem crocs.
carlsonbob 2 months ago
Junior is much smarter than dad. He might need that boy when he gets older.
eromlig 2 months ago
Many UNhappy returns?
The Duke 2 months ago
Just take away his phone.
jonnytest 2 months ago
Since he doesn’t return texts, take his phone away. If he gripes too much about that, just eat him.
iggyman 2 months ago
Sorry Larry, no deposit, no returns!
unfair.de 2 months ago
What would he respond to? Whatapps? iMessages? Tweets? Toots? Belches?
hariseldon59 2 months ago
I’m curious what kind of store Larry is trying to ‘return’ him to.
Gent 2 months ago
Stoopid croc. He shoulda return to the stork.
LawrenceS 2 months ago
In my experience, the kids are more often upset when parents don’t respond immediately to texts.
juicebruce 2 months ago
Croc Power !
minty_Joe 2 months ago
I’ll admit, I’m somewhat guilty of this. I’m so busy with work (in some cases, ending my shift around midnight) that I forget to text home to let them know I’m on my way. It’s not whether I care enough, but that I am so focused on what I do, I just forgot. That, and I’m busy driving home.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 2 months ago
Yeah. Yep. … Well, we have this one who will not stop. The youngest.
[Traveler] Premium Member 2 months ago
With mine, it didn’t get any better with age
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 2 months ago
Never mind children, many adults don’t respond either.
txmystic 2 months ago
More crocs!
Goat from PBS 2 months ago
Junior, respond to his texts! He loves you! Reply to him, darn it!
Ellis97 2 months ago
Those crocs always make me laugh.
Count Olaf Premium Member 2 months ago
OMGosh! The Count and Larry are Simpatico!
diskus Premium Member 2 months ago
Response is never guaranteed
ladykat 2 months ago
You don’t do that to your children. You love and cherish them.
Linguist 2 months ago
He went to the IRS hoping for a text return.
mindjob 2 months ago
He might have better luck on Ebay
Snoopy Copter 2 months ago
Junior does not look happy
cupertino jay 2 months ago
heavy lifting between frame one and two
wildlandwaters 2 months ago
it used to be “you never write”… then it moved on to “you never call”… then, “you never email”… now it’s “you never text”… can’t get much easier than that!
zeexenon 2 months ago
A hairy reptile … reminds me of science combining an abalone with a crocodile … a crock of baloney.
Jml58 2 months ago
When did Larry learn to text?
SheMc 2 months ago
Oh yours too?
christelisbetty 2 months ago
Did you save his egg shell ? Returns require the original packaging.
Buoy 2 months ago
Huh. Usually Walmart is pretty good about returning Croc’s®.
jfikse Premium Member 2 months ago
Love the crocs!
Imhungry 2 months ago
Yeah! Any day with Crocs is a good day. Unless you are a Zeeba of course.
William Stoneham Premium Member 2 months ago
Pro Tip: There’s an unused feature on phones where you can actually talk in real time with a person. What would take an hour of text messages can be exchanged with this feature in only a matter of minutes.
Buoy 2 months ago
Larry needs to check out todays Kliban, if he still wants to make a return.
sincavage05 2 months ago
I’m sure I gave several desires to return me, to my parents. Good thing there wasn’t ebay, no telling where I would have ended up.
Cameron1988 Premium Member 2 months ago
Well, isn’t he in college?
Spiny Norman Premium Member 2 months ago
CROCS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jessegooddoggy 2 months ago
More Crocs please!!!!!
cupertino jay 2 months ago