Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 20, 2024

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    Asharah  2 months ago

    Welcome to life.

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    Hello Everyone  2 months ago

    I wonder if Stephan is making a family comment..

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    BasilBruce  2 months ago

    If he wanted to return Junior, why didn’t he go to the hospital?

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    Ambush Kitten  2 months ago

    LOL. Gotta love dem crocs.

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    carlsonbob  2 months ago

    Junior is much smarter than dad. He might need that boy when he gets older.

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    eromlig  2 months ago

    Many UNhappy returns?

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    The Duke  2 months ago

    Just take away his phone.

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    jonnytest  2 months ago

    Since he doesn’t return texts, take his phone away. If he gripes too much about that, just eat him.

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    iggyman  2 months ago

    Sorry Larry, no deposit, no returns!

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    unfair.de  2 months ago

    What would he respond to? Whatapps? iMessages? Tweets? Toots? Belches?

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    hariseldon59  2 months ago

    I’m curious what kind of store Larry is trying to ‘return’ him to.

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    Gent  2 months ago

    Stoopid croc. He shoulda return to the stork.

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    LawrenceS  2 months ago

    In my experience, the kids are more often upset when parents don’t respond immediately to texts.

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    juicebruce  2 months ago

    Croc Power !

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    minty_Joe  2 months ago

    I’ll admit, I’m somewhat guilty of this. I’m so busy with work (in some cases, ending my shift around midnight) that I forget to text home to let them know I’m on my way. It’s not whether I care enough, but that I am so focused on what I do, I just forgot. That, and I’m busy driving home.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  2 months ago

    Yeah. Yep. … Well, we have this one who will not stop. The youngest.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 2 months ago

    With mine, it didn’t get any better with age

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 2 months ago

    Never mind children, many adults don’t respond either.

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    txmystic  2 months ago

    More crocs!

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    Goat from PBS  2 months ago

    Junior, respond to his texts! He loves you! Reply to him, darn it!

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    Ellis97  2 months ago

    Those crocs always make me laugh.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 2 months ago

    OMGosh! The Count and Larry are Simpatico!

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    diskus Premium Member 2 months ago

    Response is never guaranteed

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    ladykat  2 months ago

    You don’t do that to your children. You love and cherish them.

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    Linguist  2 months ago

    He went to the IRS hoping for a text return.

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    mindjob  2 months ago

    He might have better luck on Ebay

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    Snoopy Copter  2 months ago

    Junior does not look happy

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    cupertino jay  2 months ago

    heavy lifting between frame one and two

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    wildlandwaters  2 months ago

    it used to be “you never write”… then it moved on to “you never call”… then, “you never email”… now it’s “you never text”… can’t get much easier than that!

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    zeexenon  2 months ago

    A hairy reptile … reminds me of science combining an abalone with a crocodile … a crock of baloney.

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    Jml58  2 months ago

    When did Larry learn to text?

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    SheMc  2 months ago

    Oh yours too?

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    christelisbetty  2 months ago

    Did you save his egg shell ? Returns require the original packaging.

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    Buoy  2 months ago

    Huh. Usually Walmart is pretty good about returning Croc’s®.

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    jfikse Premium Member 2 months ago

    Love the crocs!

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    Imhungry  2 months ago

    Yeah! Any day with Crocs is a good day. Unless you are a Zeeba of course.

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    William Stoneham Premium Member 2 months ago

    Pro Tip: There’s an unused feature on phones where you can actually talk in real time with a person. What would take an hour of text messages can be exchanged with this feature in only a matter of minutes.

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    Buoy  2 months ago

    Larry needs to check out todays Kliban, if he still wants to make a return.

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    sincavage05  2 months ago

    I’m sure I gave several desires to return me, to my parents. Good thing there wasn’t ebay, no telling where I would have ended up.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Well, isn’t he in college?

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    Spiny Norman Premium Member 2 months ago

    CROCS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    jessegooddoggy  2 months ago

    More Crocs please!!!!!

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    cupertino jay  2 months ago
    precycle kids
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