I’m especially curious whether extinct Homini preceded the “flood” & associated rescue watercraft tale or were wiped out in some separate event(s).
Homini refers to extinct members of the human lineage, some of which are now quite well known from fossil remains: H. neanderthalensis (the Neanderthals), H. erectus, H. habilis, and various species of Australopithecus.
I’ve searched the most true & accurate “history” (snark) book ever written for this information, but it is strangely (snark) silent on this topic (hee hee).
comixbomix 27 days ago
No! A spark!
The dude from FL Premium Member 27 days ago
Cool, LOL
Ratkin Premium Member 27 days ago
That’s just a zoo.
rob.home 27 days ago
No spiders, scorpions, mosquitoes, snakes, lice, cockroaches, bedbugs, bats, etc.
Doug K 27 days ago
… Be fruitful and multiply. Fill the earth again. … And you, Noah, have your people follow My word, and love and care for each other and My creation.
gammaguy 27 days ago
Meanwhile, if Noah took every kind of animal on his ark, did he have special tanks for the whales and dolphins?
JudyAz 27 days ago
Noah was the first to use quantum computing, what with those qubits and all.
sandpiper 27 days ago
Very very funny. Was Noah a poor speller or partially deaf? : )
Count Olaf Premium Member 27 days ago
In the beginning, God created Heaven and Earth…
uniquename 27 days ago
At least he has the animals. Now all he needs is an ark. Simple trip to Home Depot.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 27 days ago
Where are all the dead people and animals that drowned?
kjnrun 27 days ago
This was clever and cute.
InTraining Premium Member 27 days ago
You’re gonna need a bigger boat…!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 27 days ago
Noah missed the boat.
WormDoc 27 days ago
Then don’t rain on my parade this time, God
lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member 27 days ago
I’m especially curious whether extinct Homini preceded the “flood” & associated rescue watercraft tale or were wiped out in some separate event(s).
Homini refers to extinct members of the human lineage, some of which are now quite well known from fossil remains: H. neanderthalensis (the Neanderthals), H. erectus, H. habilis, and various species of Australopithecus.
I’ve searched the most true & accurate “history” (snark) book ever written for this information, but it is strangely (snark) silent on this topic (hee hee).
n32816 27 days ago
“NOAH, this is God” – remember the Bill Cosby monolog about Noah. What a blast that was.
thejanith Premium Member 27 days ago
Love it! Thanks for the laugh.
kathleenhicks62 27 days ago
Always have to repeat yourself- -in a louder voice.
gliderrider 27 days ago
cut him a little slack, he’s 950 years old
uncle snipe 25 days ago
Right up there with “Blessed are the Cheesemakers?”