Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 01, 2024

Santa has a whip, so he obviously is really Elon Musk!

The Shawshank Rendition?

Well, at least it’s better than privatizing prisons!

It looks like all those guys are just staring into empty boxes. Nobody’s putting anything inside any of them.

At least we know they’re not packaging Ken dolls. There’s too many of them.

Santa venturing into the slave labour market.

Drain the prisons to replace the illegal immigrants to be deported at an estimated cost of 88 billion dollars. Bigly solution.

Make suicide an option in prison.

Just another day of repetitive motions – a prison profile.

But what I really want to be is…a dentist!

So it’s 50 people against one old guy with a whip…do the math, people.

No need to do this. That’s why we will have concentration camps for immigrants. They can be “rented out” to do tasks like picking crops, mowing lawns, painting houses and domestic service – all the things they do now except that the money goes to the owner of the camp. Slave labor is what made America Great.