Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 01, 2024

Santa has a whip, so he obviously is really Elon Musk!

The Shawshank Rendition?

Well, at least it’s better than privatizing prisons!

It looks like all those guys are just staring into empty boxes. Nobody’s putting anything inside any of them.

At least we know they’re not packaging Ken dolls. There’s too many of them.

Santa venturing into the slave labour market.

Drain the prisons to replace the illegal immigrants to be deported at an estimated cost of 88 billion dollars. Bigly solution.

Just another day of repetitive motions – a prison profile.

But what I really want to be is…a dentist!

So it’s 50 people against one old guy with a whip…do the math, people.

No need to do this. That’s why we will have concentration camps for immigrants. They can be “rented out” to do tasks like picking crops, mowing lawns, painting houses and domestic service – all the things they do now except that the money goes to the owner of the camp. Slave labor is what made America Great.

Was boxin’ to the Jailhouse Rock

Orange is the New Red.

It could have been worse. He could’ve ended up right where he started from.

Located in Conn-ecticut I presume.

Santa must have hired the Bears for job recruiting advice.

“Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, EXCEPT AS PUNISHMENT FOR CRIME whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.”

—14th Amendment of the US Constitution.

Ho Ho Ho………

Nothing says Christmas in the USA this year like a gift made by a prisoner.

Never climb through a gift manhole!

He expected to find some sewer rats, and it looks like he did

Santa should put himself on the naughty list for using slave labor

Actually, not the worst result!

Still seems like an overcrowded prison.

Last Thursday, I was making up parcels for the kids in our local hospitals…

Night stick not whip

A California provision to prevent “slave labor” in our prisons failed to pass. It was said it would cost the State too much. Better prisoners should work for years and be let out with a pittance. You know how well abject poverty works to reduce recidivism. /s

Santa Claws!

We’re heading for the “Futurama” version of Santa Claus…..

That must have been a loooooooong tunnel

& better than where he was.

“Secret Santa” takes an even darker corporate turn…

What made me chuckle is that Santa is holding a whip.

Escape at Dannemora is an excellent series about a prison escape, it is based on a true story. Paul Dano does not get much ink as an actor but he deserves more, he was really good here.

Coming to you USAians as part of Project 2025.

A long way for nuthin !

No thinking outside the box allowed.

All on the naughty list.

He went from prison into the SLAMMER!

At least they didn’t get gift wrap, that’s the back breaker. Managed a Cracker Barrel and we did free gift wrapping in the country store, we had lines of guests. I had to hire p/t staff to come in during peak hours to keep up.

Santa with a whip is very accurate!

Learning a trade.

Aw, I thought it was going to be the new exercise program.

Hey,it’s a job!!

Are you sure that’s not an Amazon warehouse?