Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 27, 2025

Next, Frankenstein’s monster walks in and says, “I’ve been feeling a bit rundown lately. Do you have anything that will help me recharge?”

Is stunned close enough for you?

“Shouldn’t be hard. Every woman I meet soon tells me I’m number one in their book though for some reason, they don’t use their index finger while saying that.”

A large stack of blue money.

Is “stunned” close enough?

7 shots of whiskey…..for them.

A taser.

More like stunned.

“They’ll have to drink a fifth, each”

rufinol.

“Lotharios” – Where Everybody Knows Your Name.

A Milton Berle size appendage? (The Count saw “Saturday Night” Saturday night)

A blindfold.

An anti-Trump t-shirt.

Do beer goggles work for women?

The girls all get prettier at closing time. I guess the same goes for guys too.

SET PHASERS TO …

“Try this Brad Pitt full coverage mask…”

Sponsor ladies night?

More alcohol?

Sorry, fresh out of miracles.

The exit

Maybe a bath?

Doesn’t exist.

How’s about an expensive car, big house, and a fat wallet? Some women are so shallow that they wouldn’t give a carp about a man’s looks, all they care about is how rich/famous a man is. If it wasn’t for that, these women wouldn’t give him a chance.

Double shots for the women is a good start

The bartender probably doesn’t have anything to offer that will make this guy look stunning to women, at least not in a good way. But he’s got lots of options that will make women look stunning to this guy!

Well, besides giving you this taser to hold, I could encourage them to get drunk as skunks.

That taser above the wine glasses give me the creeps. Stick with the booze, might not make you look better to women but women will look better to you.

Well, unless beer goggles work for women, then there is no hope for you.

Chekov’s taser.

They’re only drinking wine spritzers now. Good luck with the roofies

emergency taser

Don’t do it. It’s brought me a lot of trouble…

Orange pancake makeup and checks for $130,000…for starters…maybe a place in the “administration”…

Diamond Lil yesterday was a Guy asking his smart phone how to get a hot date – response climb a palm tree in August (several others going back a couple of weeks)

Won’t that make him look stunned?

And here I thought the trick was to ply the ladies with liquor. BLW, living in Trump/Proud Boys territory, its removing the anti pollution devises and mufflers from their vehicles (preferably large trucks) and driving around town blowing out dark smoke from the vehicle. At least that is what a few males are doing. Sad. So sad.

Emergency Taser. It may not be used just for the men but for that persistent cougar.

I’m reminded of a question Mrs Merton asked Debbie McGee.

“…so what first attracted you to millionaire Paul Daniels?”

I think that ship probably sailed a long time ago. #sigh#

“Drink ’til she’s cute, but stop before the wedding.” —lapel button

A Tesla coil.

Sad

He looks a lot like my husband. Nose, hair, long head. Looks are nothing and flashing wealth is a turn-off.

That’s a bartender,not a plastic surgeon

I was going to comment, but the majority of you refuse to face facts: Trump won by popular vote, and the Electoral college. Grow up. Calling Trump childish names and throwing tantrums about him does no good. Have you forgotten that Biden barely knows his own name?

Heh Heh