Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 29, 2025

Okay, with that comment, any and all patience has officially been used up!

How would he know‽

Like Divine Chicken! Now go to bed.

Orazuzu would be right at home in the world of Swan Eaters!

They probably taste a bit like chicken or turkey. Also, Orazuzu has a CHAINSAW STUFFIE??? THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!

OMC! – a toy chain saw. Hilarious!

I didn’t know that the chainsaw’s teeth were little pompoms. I only found this out when I bought the Ora Zella t-shirt. I’m wearing it to bed right now!

Puck is most patient. But apparently the subject of dodo birds used his patience all up.

Chicken. Dodos tasted like chicken, as I recall.

OT: it’s that time of year again!

If you want to insult someone, imply they’re very old. (And the Portuguese sailors called it ‘the disgusting bird’ so that might tell you.

Nowhere near as tasty as a barbecued brontosaurus.

I’m tempted to tell Ora Zella that dodos would probably taste like ostrich or emu. Then I’d fly OZ to Australia, where she could ask Robin to grill one for her.

Ora Zella toe beans, panels 1 and 3, plus her lashing little tail, panel 4. Squeeeeee!

OZ is doubling down. She really doesn’t want to go to bed and sleep.

It tasted dead.

Squab, really large squab. Hey, it’s all Columbioformes!

Considering that the dodo became extinct in the late 17th century, both The Woman and Pucky might take offense at the suggestion that they might have been around to sample some.

We may all soon find out! A scientist is working on reconstituting a dodo bird from genetic material! >

PAPA! I ALSO HAVE TO GO 16TH LETTER OF THE ALPHABET!!

Ain’t no secret in that. Thems was obveeously taste just like cheeckens see.

I would think dodo birds tasted pretty stupid. The big dodo’s.

White floof patch, toe beans, and Baby’s First Chainsaw. This strip is almost perfect.

Creedence Clearwater Revival asks: Have You Ever Seen the Rain?

They existed long ago

On the Isle of Mauritius

And they’ve been gone for some time

Still I hope some day to find

Was the meat quite divine?

I’m sure that Papa knows!

…….

I want to know

Have you tasted dodo bird?

I want to know

Have you tasted dodo bird?

Before it went extinct?

…….

I still to do one last task

There’s a question I must ask

But I’m not sure how to bring up the subject

Papa, I’m sure that he knows

Everything, it all just shows

He’s been around since forever!

…….

I want to know

Have you tasted dodo bird?

I want to know

Have you tasted dodo bird?

Before it went extinct?

Yeah

I want to know

Have you tasted dodo bird?

I want to know

Have you tasted dodo bird?

Before it went extinct?

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile (Classic Edition)

Thomios: Here’s tea and scones for everyone!

Puckmosis: I wonder where the Royal Procurers got this delicious tea.

Alice-Ata: We’ll never tell!

Lupinium: Wait! Don’t start without me!

Elvis-Anum: Everyone ready? Good. Here’s the scroll:

Dear Friend Elvis,

I hope this scroll finds you healthy and happy. Following our stay at your court we traveled to Afar, where the Artisans greeted us most graciously. Curu-Fin and Iron Glove traded ideas on metalwork. Curu-Fin showed Iron Glove how to work with the Dwarven metal Mithril, and I visited their library with the renowned librarian Beaver-Lee Cleary.

After our visit Curu-Fin traveled to Japan to learn about the art of Kintsugi. It is fitting that the mending of broken objects results in them becoming even more beautiful. Now we will set sail to return to the Elven Realm. We have many amends to make, but I feel we will be welcomed back eventually.

I will speak of the Silmarils last of all. They are no longer hidden in Iggy’s box, which now holds other treasures. Beatrixia was right that the jewels should not be kept hidden. They now reside where all can behold their beauty.

One is in the sky

(Paisley: The Star of Second Chances. It’s guided many lost travelers home—October 23, 2020.)

One is by the sea

(Iggy’s CousinZiggy: With the lighthouse, we no longer need to fear the shoreline.—KK)

And one is on land

(Angus: Aye, that’s it. Just a li’l further. You’re almost home.—October 30, 2022)

May your way be safe and pleasant. Until we meet again,

Mag-Lor

Maybe it’s because I haven’t slept, but I keep giggling. Kids really do say the darndest things. :D

Never fear! I’ve GOT this! A bit like vegan meatloaf, only with a disturbing sort of licorice undertone. At least when my wife makes it…deftly ignoring my pathetic, oft-repeated cries of ’What?? Dodo?! AGAIN??!!! And stay well away from Dodo Puree Power Shakes!

OT: Back safely home again Orbstirs. Thanks again for all the well wishes and condolences. You all helped make the trip alot nicer and easier for me. Much appreciated. :-)

If she thinks Puck’s that old, who knows what she thinks of Baba Mouse. This one is hilarious!

Ora Zella go to bed!

Is the chain saw smiling?

I just noticed that Ora Zella’s blanket matches Pucky-bear’s jammies.

LOL! How old does she think Puck is?

This has a long night written all over it.

Now go to sleep with your toy chainsaw!

I’m trying to wrap my head around the idea of a toy chain saw, let alone taking it to bed. Does this Ora Zella have a dark side that I haven’t seen yet?

Hello, everyone, I’m back. I had to go premium in order to be able to view all my comics properly and not get interrupted and frozen by ads. I hope it’s worth the money. I missed everybody!

Out of the mouths of babes!

Welcome back. It’s so worth it to not have ads.

Little fangs, little chainsaw plushy (thankfully), and a tail that could blow a wind turbine.

As a bird myself, I appreciate Puck for dodging the question.

It is Baby’s First Chainsaw! From her first Christmas.

OT Good news from Dublin

I have it on good authority that the proper response to a questions like Ora Zella’s is:

“CHILD!”

I would love to see a Baby’s First Chainsaw stuffie on your Zazzle page, Georgia.

There are many toy chainsaws out there. But the best is the plush chainsaw man. If you search google for plush chainsaw man you’ll see what I mean. LOL etsy also has a pattern, I believe, to make a plush chainsaw. Better still is something called play day pink bubble chainsaw that, you guessed it, “blows tons of non-stop bubbles.”

Dodo Meat has actually been described by the Dutch as very bland, tasteless, and inedible. The name given to it by the Dutch literally means “Tasteless Bird”.