The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 19, 2025

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    codycab  3 days ago

    Pennies for your thoughts?

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    The Premium Member 3 days ago

    Well that was fast. Cutting it pretty darned close to the deadline, are we?

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    xaingo  3 days ago

    What will throw into the fountains?

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    CorkLock  3 days ago

    3 cents to make a penny but 14 cents to make a nickel. Penny not used anyway. Dump penny and round up or down. And get rid of DST one way or the other.

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    charliefarmrhere  3 days ago

    It costs 13.8 cents for the US Mint to make a nickel. Cheaper to keep the penny and drop the nickel.

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    cracker65  3 days ago

    Nice pun uncle Ted

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    Qiset  3 days ago

    I took my grandson to the store today. I told him about the pennies. He found one on the floor and was playing with it. It fell and rolled under a shelf. He bent down to try to get it and found an Iphone. I told him he was a hero for taking it to the Service Desk and that the penny was a lucky one.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 3 days ago

    No opinion, I never carry cash anymore. BUT I’m going to because sometimes I see homeless people that I believe could honestly use a few bucks. Saw one yesterday and I had no $$. Certainly not all, When I go to Summerfield there is a lady sitting on an island at an intersection with her baby EVERYDAY
She does not appear disabled
she doesn’t convince me

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 days ago

    Money for nothing

    After 90 days in a wheelchair, this morning I begin rehabilitation physiotherapy for my fractured femur and hip. Finally!

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    ScottMacAskill  2 days ago

    Canada stopped making pennies in 2013 for the same reason.

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    nosirrom  2 days ago

    Say goodbye to those $4.99 deals.

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    Carl  Premium Member 2 days ago

    Quick, stockpile, now, incredibly valuable, can’t wait for the infomercial.

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    pat sandy creator 2 days ago

    lol! Good one, Chip!

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    WaitingMan  2 days ago

    They’ve been talking about this for how many decades now? I’ll not hold my breath waiting.

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    Robert- 50d99b]  2 days ago

    They could save 2 cents by making the pennies worth a nickle. Then make nickles worth a dime, turn dimes into quarters. convert quarter to half dollars, half dollars to dollar and finally make the dollar coin out of paper.

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    Denver Reader Premium Member 2 days ago

    Except they are legally required to keep minting until CONGRESS changes the law since Article I of the Constitution reserves it for them.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 2 days ago

    How about, the cost must end in a 0 or a 5. Everything would round up by adding 1, 2, 3 or 4 cents. That would be the tax. No other taxes allowed. Honestly, pennies make good spacers and washers, for a lot less than spacers and washers actually cost.

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    bigplayray  2 days ago

    Good one uncle Ted! I’ve been saving pennies for years. Are they going to be worth more or worthless?!?

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 2 days ago

    Leave it to Uncle Ted .

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    ncorgbl  2 days ago

    Many here have mentioned what it costs to mint a Nickel, but what does it cost to mint Quarters, or print our money using special inks and paper?

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    ladykat Premium Member 2 days ago

    Canada stopped producing pennies years ago.

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    Chris  2 days ago

    maybe the pennies are worth three instead of just one. :D

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    rhpii  2 days ago

    A penny not minted is three cents earned.

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    calvinhobbspearls  2 days ago

    Stopping production of pennies is not the same as taking the penny out of circulation. You will still be able to use the gazillion already in existence.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 2 days ago

    Good one Uncle Ted! And welcome back – it’s been too long. So much nicer seeing you in that chair than the bat’s nest haired old bat we usually suffer through!

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    Milady Meg  2 days ago

    I think trump’s idea is, for each penny not minted he gets three cents.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 2 days ago

    Yes Brutus just smile at that answer

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    DawnQuinn1  2 days ago

    Canada dropped the penny (figuratively speaking) years ago.

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    Zebrastripes  2 days ago

    Retail will go into a tailspin
.OY

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    Strawberry King  2 days ago

    I’m trying to make cents of the whole thing.

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 2 days ago

    And it takes 14 cents to make a Nickel. If the penny is eliminated we’ll need to make more Nickels. This makes no cents

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    mindjob  2 days ago

    American coins should be the same as in Europe, 2c, 5c, 10c, 20c, 50c, 1 dollar and 2 dollars.

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    Tired  2 days ago

    I put my two cents in and got a penny for my thoughts. Also I heard that they aren’t making yard sticks any longer. Soon the Ruler will have a short life span.

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    KEA  2 days ago

    
and immediately make old “pennies” (cents, actually) collector’s items worth millions

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    raybarb44  2 days ago

    Canada has done that for years. They just round the sales amount to the nearest 5 cent piece after the sales tax tabulation. Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose in the rounding process. It may be necessary; it may save some money, but it still is sad, as it represents the end of an era



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    cuzinron47  2 days ago

    They’re getting some backlash over that, I mean how are stores supposed to have 99 cent sales, and what are you supposed give people for there thoughts.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 2 days ago

    I agree with Uncle Ted. He has wisdom.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 2 days ago

    No pennies up here since 2012. Prices are based on cash or card usage. Say an item’s final price is $4.03. If you pay by card you will be charged the $4.03. If you pay cash you will be charged $4.05. If it were $4.02 you would be charged $4.02 if card and $4.00 if cash. It evens out, and more and more are using cards rather than cash. And we don’t have to see King Chuckles every time we buy something.

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    ChazNCenTex  2 days ago

    They should revalue the dollar so that a new penny is worth five cents and a new nickel is worth a quarter and the new dollar is worth $5, etc. Some billionaires might whine, a lot! But I can live with that.

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    Allan CB Premium Member 2 days ago

    Up here in Free Canada, we got rid of the CENT years ago. (A penny is 1/100th of a pence. 1 Cent is 1/100th of a dollar fyi
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    If the price with taxes is 1 or 2 cents, it rounds down to 0. If it’s 3 or 4, it rounds up to 5.

    If it’s 6 or 7, rounds down to 5, if it’s 8 or 9, rounds up to 0.

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    princesshickory Premium Member 2 days ago

    Waa-waa-waa-waaaaaaa
LOL Rim shot

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    oakie9531  2 days ago

    yeah but it costs 13 cents to mint a nickel
but 6 cents to mint a dime
what sense does this make? (see what i did there?)

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    sincavage05  2 days ago

    So what’s going to happen to Lincoln, are they going to come up with a new coin to put his face on?

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    serial232  2 days ago

    Another tax added to the people. How many times has your total came to a 0, or 5. No, it’s always 2 or 3. That means they will round up to 5 and its added another 2 to 3 % on the taxes you already have to pay. So what if it costs the government more to make a penny, than it is worth! In the long run it is going to cost the consumer thousands of dollars each year.

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    gopher gofer  2 days ago

    if we give up pennies we’d just be centsless


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    Mentor397  2 days ago

    The idea isn’t that it takes more than a penny to make a penny. You can use a penny more than once. It’s that so few pennies are reused in a timely manner.

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