We had a new home built for us 7 years ago. My sole contribution to the design was the light fixture over the kitchen island. The rest was up to Mrs. Now I tell everyone it is Mrs home, I just live there.
Excellent choice of words there John. Now she is sure to by the most expensive couch in the entire store. Well played. Next time why don’t you finish the conversation by singing this little ditty.
All that means is that John is a cuddler, and the couch and the wife conform to him, she is there to serve and worship him…Ephesians 5:22-30: Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior. Which means in the world of the wife…Your Husband is GOD! People do not yell at me for this. Yell at God, Allah, etc. This are HIS Laws and it seems the only people that really understand this are the Muslims..Those guys know how to treat their women, Once the blood flows you can only see the whites of their eyes! Again not my rules, My feelings are we were made nude, came into the world nude and that is how it should be. The Naturists will always win this one! Take those clothes off and finally be FREE PEOPLE!!
I can’t tell you how many times something I thought did not come out right when spoken aloud. Usually followed by “oops, that didn’t come out the way I meant it.”.
The Pattersons just got done with one catastrophe, but that is no guarantee there will not be any more. What if Elly loses her job? She is not doing anything to save for a rainy day.
Watch him say “Oh no you don’t, Elly! I am not bailing you out this time. Your name is on that contract, and it gets paid out of the money you make from your job!”
SunshineDaydream over 1 year ago
I’m seeing getting closer to the couch in John’s future.
Asharah over 1 year ago
Wrong way to say it
salakfarm Premium Member over 1 year ago
And thus does John enter the world of infinite trouble.
yoey1957 over 1 year ago
……..and this is how he died.
Grandma Lea over 1 year ago
When your behind shooting yourself in the foot does not help!
Enter.Name.Here over 1 year ago
“Fine. Then you can sleep down in the basement with your saggy friend” (Door slam!)
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 1 year ago
Oh you are definitely getting a new couch…..
WhatsTheJoke over 1 year ago
…..and then the argument started. . .
snsurone76 over 1 year ago
Elly will just do what she wants—regardless of others’ feelings and opinions.
j_m_kuehl over 1 year ago
John, you broke the rule, No talking about Love Handles.
Macushlalondra over 1 year ago
Oh, John, when will you learn to think before you speak?
MRBLUESKY529 over 1 year ago
John, you always know just what to say.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 1 year ago
Mother always wanted a leather couch. Finally got it and hated it. Cold in winter, sticky in summer.
phoenix over 1 year ago
Be careful what you wish for. I have carte blanche since the tweety bird yellow ceiling fiasco.
Forest Dweller 54 over 1 year ago
Bad response, should have thought that one out for a minute because now he will be sleeping on that couch for a night or two.
ajr58(1) over 1 year ago
Tell Farley to, “Move it on over. The Big Dog is movin’ in.”
TMMILLER Premium Member over 1 year ago
We had a new home built for us 7 years ago. My sole contribution to the design was the light fixture over the kitchen island. The rest was up to Mrs. Now I tell everyone it is Mrs home, I just live there.
Redd Panda over 1 year ago
Maybe John likes the funky smell that an old couch acquires?
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
Watch your tongue, Johnny
USN1977 over 1 year ago
That happened with two Marines I knew who bought an old couch from the thrift shop.
Marine #1: “All right! Can you imagine a better price than $50 for an awesome furnishing like this?”
Marine #2: “How about $0? My mother donated this piece of junk to the Salvation Army a month before I enlisted!"
DawnQuinn1 over 1 year ago
He will get lots more experience sleeping on the couch.
Lynnjav over 1 year ago
Oops!
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
Excellent choice of words there John. Now she is sure to by the most expensive couch in the entire store. Well played. Next time why don’t you finish the conversation by singing this little ditty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LXzu6Rh_Hw
Doug K over 1 year ago
It made sense in his head.
Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago
He was doing so well up until that last statement.
'IndyMan' over 1 year ago
John’s already shaky position just dropped out the bottom of the scale ! ! ! !
rshive over 1 year ago
Made a verbal misstep, John.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well, …nice move Romeo. You’re destined to get way more couch time with talk like that.
ladykat over 1 year ago
Elly is giving you the death glare, John! Cooperate and help her choose a new couch!
mckeonfuneralhomebx over 1 year ago
All that means is that John is a cuddler, and the couch and the wife conform to him, she is there to serve and worship him…Ephesians 5:22-30: Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior. Which means in the world of the wife…Your Husband is GOD! People do not yell at me for this. Yell at God, Allah, etc. This are HIS Laws and it seems the only people that really understand this are the Muslims..Those guys know how to treat their women, Once the blood flows you can only see the whites of their eyes! Again not my rules, My feelings are we were made nude, came into the world nude and that is how it should be. The Naturists will always win this one! Take those clothes off and finally be FREE PEOPLE!!
dennis.caunce over 1 year ago
Open mouth, insert foot…
g04922 over 1 year ago
LOL… Glad he loves the couch. Bet they are going to be even closer in the future.
GojusJoe over 1 year ago
Smooth, John.
paranormal over 1 year ago
Go to a used furniture store and get another couch for the basement…
Mimi Premium Member over 1 year ago
I have a bad feeling about this.
bassetlover0318 over 1 year ago
it’s been nice meeting you John…….
JanLC over 1 year ago
I can’t tell you how many times something I thought did not come out right when spoken aloud. Usually followed by “oops, that didn’t come out the way I meant it.”.
The Great_Black President over 1 year ago
Elly can’t afford any of this on her salary from the library. What is she going to do to get the money; send Farley to the dog fights?
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
Oops – WRONG!
USN1977 over 1 year ago
The Pattersons just got done with one catastrophe, but that is no guarantee there will not be any more. What if Elly loses her job? She is not doing anything to save for a rainy day.
rebelstrike0 over 1 year ago
Watch him say “Oh no you don’t, Elly! I am not bailing you out this time. Your name is on that contract, and it gets paid out of the money you make from your job!”
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ohhh! He really stepped in it this time! LOL
kamoolah over 1 year ago
Spending John’s money is Elly’s cocaine.
John Jorgensen over 1 year ago
You’re not getting rid of the couch, it will still be in the house and you can sleep on it whenever you please.
Johnnyrico over 1 year ago
John… OMFG….
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
It’s a male compliment nonetheless….
rebelstrike0 over 1 year ago
Elly is like the government; spending other people’s money.
rasputin's horoscope over 1 year ago
Still trying to figure out why replacing a worn-out couch requires new wallpaper.
Walter Parmantie Premium Member over 1 year ago
MarshaOstroff over 1 year ago
Why does the old saggy couch look like an old saggy chair in the last frame?
russef over 1 year ago
Somewhere. Beyond the sea, a couch’s waiting for me.
fuzz3942 over 1 year ago
The last frame doesn’t look like a couch.
eced52 over 1 year ago
If looks could kill, John would be reaping his eternal reward right about now.
And So It Goes over 1 year ago
I know where John’s sleeping tonight.
ktrabbit over 1 year ago
Did someone open a window? I feel a chill…
magicfever495 over 1 year ago
Wrong answer there John!!!
lindz.coop Premium Member over 1 year ago
Good thing you like it…
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
Better get that foot out of your mouth,John,or that couch will be your permanent home