Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 11, 2017

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    Namrepus  over 7 years ago

    Meanwhile, guys will pick an outfit that best disguises the fact that we’ve been putting off doing the laundry.

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    Thantilize  over 7 years ago

    Uh, Bernice? You forgot option 7… but that’s generally reserved for later. And often it’s for your birthday. :)

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    Mordock999 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    “Fun and Flirty?” For Bowling???

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I like #2 Sporty but nice.

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    howtheduck  over 7 years ago

    With Nil, none of those will work. Bernice will need Gothic and somewhat vampire-like.

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    capricorn9th  over 7 years ago

    Go with neutral, Bernice. You are an neutral type of girl and being yourself is important.

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    kenhense  over 7 years ago

    Bernice should probably start with neutral. It’ll look pretty hot. I don’t think Bern is ready for a male response to the fun & flirty option.

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    kenhense  over 7 years ago

    Bernice should probably start with neutral. It’ll look pretty hot. I don’t think Bern is ready for a male response to the fun & flirty option.

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    Argythree  over 7 years ago

    Bernice is still over analyzing everything. She really needs to change her major. This psych stuff is messing her up.

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    luann1212  over 7 years ago

    Bernice is doing all this to go on a double date with Nil? Maybe, but I doubt it. I don’t think she likes him, didn’t he take a sip of her drink in an earlier panel. My memory is probably wrong, but I do think something like that happened. I think that her plan is to get Piro to come to the date. Again I could be wrong, but why be so excited, and so concerned about how she looks and the image she is showing. It still is not clearly established that Luann understands what Bernice intends for “her” date. By the way I agree with Tammy, I like number 2, “sporty but nice”.

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    ct0760  over 7 years ago

    oh my god bernice….#2, and stop thinking so much….

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    PhilipB  over 7 years ago

    The answer is easy..wear very tight pants. Guys LOVE to check out women as they bend over when they bowl.

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    william bond  over 7 years ago

    Just one question, when did she ever wear #1 Fun & Flirty? I missed that, it must have been when she went to NY City. Oh, #2 would be my choice for her.

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    Dreamdeer  over 7 years ago

    And I also vote for #2—bowling is a sporty activity, so it its.

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    Brdshtt Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I’m sure Emo will dig it if you comb your hair down over one side of your face just leaving one eye exposed. And, do not forget to wear a pair of BLACK Doc Marten boots over black tights. Also, check your closet and maybe Tiff’s closet to see if there is a plain black flare sleeve A line dress that hits about mid – thigh…

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    Argythree  over 7 years ago

    The # 1 choice (‘Fun and Flirty’) kind of reminds me of the outfit that Tiffany wore when she went on that field trip with Gunther (fancy dress and heels to hike around in a swamp). And it’s just as logical as Tiffany’s outfit was; if you’re going hiking or bowling, you don’t want shoes you’ll fall off of…

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    Cavenee Lonnie Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Sporty but Nice is always a good default. It’s almost always really cute.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 7 years ago

    B, it’s bowling, not the prom. Wear yoga pants and a tight-fitting t-shirt, and 2/3 of the guys in the place will be fighting over you.

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    Lady Bri  over 7 years ago

    Hmmm . . . since it’s bowling, I’d go with “sporty but nice.”

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    chris_weaver  over 7 years ago

    Not like she’s overthinking it or anything!

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    sueb1863  over 7 years ago

    Bernice, you’re going BOWLING. Go with the second or fourth option unless you like the idea of getting all sweaty and disheveled while wearing a short dress. And Nil isn’t likely to be impressed by frills anyway.

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    mjb515  over 7 years ago

    I don’t think “Fun ’n Flirty” is appropriate for bowling unless you want to show Nil and Jack your “assets”.

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    JayBluE  over 7 years ago

    Trick question! The one on the left end is Tiffany’s old ‘get up’, that she wore on a field expedition with Gunther! The one on the far right is Luann’s “standard” choice. Now, to figure out the other two….

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    JayBluE  over 7 years ago

    “Like A Ton Of Fabrics”

    “The Low Spark Of High Heeled Boy-Toys” (♬)

    “The Shoe Must Go On!”

    “In An Outfit Of Rage”

    “Matcher, In The Rye”

    “An Impressing Engagement”

    “Bowl Them Over”

    “The Running Of The Ensembles”

    “Garment In, Garment Out”

    “She Made Up Her Mind, But She Couldn’t Get The Dress On It”

    “Of Course, This Means Wear!”

    “Why Don’t We Style Away, Into The Night?” (♪)

    “Just Make Up Your Mind, And Pick Your Face!”

    “She’ll Closet Your Eyes Out”

    “The Bureau Of War-drobe”

    “Warning: A Brainstorm Can Lead To Flash Floods”

    “The Old College Try-Too-Hard”

    Or

    “You Need To Take Something, For That Coiffed!”

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 7 years ago

    They’re all fine except fpor “fun & flirty” which would be completely ridiculous for bowling. (Not to mention that she hardly knows her date.)

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    Chuck374  over 7 years ago

    She is on the rebound. She is confounded by her reaction to a kiss from Piro and wants to see if another guy showing an interest in her could be different.

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    Cronkers McGee  Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Bernice is certainly organized. I think the sporty but nice is a great combination. I wonder what six of the hairstyles and makeup she’ll go with.

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    Chuck374  over 7 years ago

    Since when did she start updating the wardrobe? Remember how she dressed for a beauty contest. Total frump.

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    verticallychallenged Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Sporty, but nice.

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    æ²  over 7 years ago

    All of you commenters who think that “Fun and Flirty” would be completely ridiculous have evidently never been to a bowling place in a college town on a Friday night.

    The one near me also has laser tag, pool, and a bar.

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    Tyge  over 7 years ago

    The sleeper has awakened!?!?

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    Dani Rice  over 7 years ago

    High heels to go bowling?

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    Outsideplaying  over 7 years ago

    Bernice in heels? Have we seen much of that? It’s bowling and a casual date. Go with #2 or #4. Nil doesn’t strike me as a guy who is going to dress up and you shouldn’t over-dress your date too much.

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    Schrodinger's Dog  over 7 years ago

    Think Bernice is trying to regain her nickname of “Yummycakes” ?

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    jr1234  over 7 years ago

    Option 4’s top and bottom are the opposite colors of what she is wearing now so go with either one or the sporty because bowling is a sport. NO heels and NO hat and the casual classy’s beaded belt will get in the way. Boobs will fall out when bending over in the fun n’ flirty.

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    Luanaphile  over 7 years ago

    Bernice is so organized that there are probably four sets of matching underwear.

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    Germanshepherds4ever  over 7 years ago

    Go with neutral. It’s bowling, not cocktails.

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    kimba999  over 7 years ago

    I don’t get the punchline – flood?

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    old_timey_dude  over 7 years ago

    Ridiculous. Bernice doesn’t have that many clothes and has never in her life worn anything “fun and flirty….” She’s as plain as a glass of lukewarm water, and about as pleasant …. which is to say not at all pleasant….

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    Darin Byrd  over 7 years ago

    yawn

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    Code the Enforcer  over 7 years ago

    At the café, Bernice confessed to ‘overthinking’ things – annnnd after that, here we go again … ah, creatures of habit.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  over 7 years ago

    The style of shoes won’t matter, since she’ll have to change them once they all get there. There isn’t a bowladrome in the U.S.A. (don’t know about the rest of the world) that will let you bowl in your street shoes. The reason for that is they don’t want people tracking in the rocks and dirt their shoes pick up from outside because they can cause damage the lane area.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  over 7 years ago

    *@RobinAFox*" (your “reply” button isn’t working):

    I think she’s over Piro. If there’s no chemistry, what’s the point?

    See my first response to 31768.

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    RolloTheGrouch  over 7 years ago

    Quite a sudden reset for Bernice. Where did that dress come from? Has she ever worn it before? Has she ever even wanted to wear it? I don’t ever recall here wearing anything but “basic neutral”.

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    Argy.Bargy2  over 7 years ago

    I still think the ‘fun and flirty’ outfit was borrowed from Tiffany…

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    RSH  over 7 years ago

    This is troublesome. I recall Bernice spending 7 minutes in the bathroom sprucing herself up for Piro (who was waiting for her class notes) and then realizing that she just needed to be herself. She then wiped off the make up. She’s doing the same thing again now. I also notice that in all of this double date planning, she never mentions Nil by name, almost as if she doesn’t realize that the date is with him. In the texting, it sounded like she heard the words ‘double date’ only.

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    RolloTheGrouch  over 7 years ago

    At least Lu and Bern aren’t spending a week at Kafe Kablooie talking about their feelings about the upcoming date.

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    beb01  over 7 years ago

    I’m surprised Bernice didn’t include a selection of underwear to go with her outerwear. Afterall a successful date ends with the removal of the underwear…

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    Gosh, Bee! A little bit OCD, are we?!

    Just wear something comfortable and safe—like what you have on right now….

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    kenhense  over 7 years ago

    During bowling, Dress #1 could wind up Dirty Flirty.

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    kenhense  over 7 years ago

    Greg & Karen could surprise us if Nil shows up making an effort to look good.

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    RSH  over 7 years ago

    Once again we have Bernice overreacting, overinterpreting. Interestingly, this is the kind of thing Luann would have done in the past (Bern may be trying to emulate) but she’s more relaxed now. The last time we saw Luann obsessing over how to dress was the night before her 1st day at Pitt College. But when she got there (all dressed up) she realized everyone was wearing jeans and T shirts; Since then I don’t think I ‘ve seen Luann in that compulsive ’what to wear’ mode. I recall when they went to New York, Luann packed all sorts of provocative outfits while Bern announced that she was bringing ‘sensible’ clothes. The tables are turned now.

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    ironman01  over 7 years ago

    One thing I’ve observed is that seldom do guys try this hard to look good for their dates.

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    Michie Z Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Yup, I say for bowling go with the “Sporty, but Nice” :)

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