Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 24, 2020

Thank you, Wiley. Hope you’re safe and well in these troubles times

Then photograph, post on FB or elsewhere, and put links here?

That’s a lot of bears.

AAAAAHHHH!!! They’re within six feet (paws?) of each other!

Dab nab it, I have ink all over my monitor again.

Thanks again, Wiley..

A week or so ago I was ruminating on how we’re using ever more sophisticated puzzles to train raccoons and squirrels to take over for us as the most intelligent species on the planet after we’ve killed ourselves off, but I unaccountably failed to include bears in the list of our possible successors.

Don’t use crayons on the screen, print the page first.

Wiley’s savin’ a couple of bucks on colored inks here…

Dagnab. No secret message.

Or was it already purged?

The weekday comics are always fun and I never miss a day. But the Sunday comics are what REALLY make my day. Strips like this are why: Always unexpected and always fun. Thank you, Wiley Miller, for doing what you do!

While I don’t like being the stickler for details, I have to go ahead be one here. How could the trapeze be above a hang glider and a cliff? This is like Tarzan’s vine all over again.

Time to boot up Photoshop! :)

Wiley knows his audience. Beautiful.

In Japanese, Kuma means Bear, but Akuma means Demon…that’s now something you know….

Rowboat bear: unexpected but satisfying gas pass.

Very cool coloring book page

Why would kids have picked up adults?

No coffee, no beer, I expected something bruin in a scene like this.

All these Wiley-bears vying for attention, but my favorite is the Wiley-pus at the bottom.

This definitely is too much, more bear than I can bear..

Non-political and silly: I love it!

Wiley should do a color-by-number version, for the artistically challenged among us.

Gotta love the one eating ice cream

how do you color it on a laptop?

Since I’m using a work computer at home, I don’t think my boss would like me getting out the crayons on this.

Color the bears, using only four colors. No two contiguous bears can be the same color. . .this page can be printed out numerous times, and colored numerous ways. . .NICE GOING, WILEY! It should keep millions busy and happy for days!

What a boost to the spirits in a sad time. Thank you, Wiley. May you always enjoy what you do.

Ugh, I keep breaking my coloroed pencils on this ipad…..

Our wonderful National Parks while we are busy hiding from the evil virus. Skateboarding Wiley Bears are the best!

You forgot to show them having lunch. Must have lunch. Where’s is my Manwich.

There’s never enough Beers; Oh! Bears, my bad!

This was awesome, just what the kids needed.

Imagine having to clean up after them.

Love it Wiley. Always appreciate a bear interlude.

WOW! That is a lot of bear adventure to color. I retired from the Corps. I don’t have any crayons.

Found myself humming ‘Teddy Bears’ Picnic’, the theme song of a childhood Saturday show called No School Today. A more innocent time.

Is this meant to torture us with an un-subtle reminder bears won’t catch COVID and can do all the things we used to? :-(

YAY!!! WILEY BEARS COLORING PAGE!!! YAY!!!!

Well done Wiley!

A fine activity for kids of all ages! (Remember we are all someone’s kids)

Darn it! Now my computer screen is all messed up with brown crayon smudges!

Well, that was fun for a while. But I view NS on my computer, and now I have crayon all over my monitor’s screen…

and every time i scroll up or down, i have to erase & start again. LOL

Bears are having our fun while we Stay at Home

BEST STRIP TODAY!!!!

Man, I hope this stuff wipes off of my Mac screen…..

Enough bears to be every color in a decent-sized box of Crayolas.

How do I get the colored marker off my laptop screen ?

Took 4 tries, but I found a way to print it out! w00t

I’d bet a grade school teacher once noticed Wiley drawing bears and insisted they don’t smile or ride bikes or have fun.

I’m wondering how many of the newspapers that made the stupid, dishonest, cowardly, and pathetic decision to stop carrying “Non Sequitur” later came to their senses? So far, here in Kansas City (home to the syndicate!), no senses re-taking close at hand.

I read the comics on my iPad. How am I going to color today’s Strip.

Did you know there are x-rated coloring books in print?

Thank you Wiley, delightful.

Wiley, good Sir, have you ever thought of starting a webpage dedicated to submissions of these coloring editions? Surely it would be popular and people would really enjoy seeing the varying submissions.

The plural of Ursa is Ursae.

So many papers around the country have still blocked this comic; therefore we can’t print this one. You have it blocked from being able to print from the computer. How about doing a release, if only when you have the bears crayon strip?

One Wiley bear is not smiling.

I believe this is unprecedented.

Thankfully this B&W is un-presidented. Ban all bans!

I wish I could print it out.

Thank you..

Wiley always provides the bear essentials to readers.

The expression on the receiving trapeze bear’s face is priceless!

Thank you all for the wonderful bad puns. I’m still smiling.

and they’re not practicing social distancing. Lol

I got Crayon all over my monitor, then I realized there was More to scroll down for …

I’m glad that Crayola watercolor stuff wipes off.

If you color the submarine yellow, you’ll have references to two Beatles songs sung by Ringo, just like today’s Monty….

I think I bearly made it to the bottom of the panel.

I looked and looked. I checked the mountainsides. I checked the grassy areas. I checked above and below the waterline. I even checked the octopus tentacles. Not one Trump comment! SO Disappointed.

wish there was a way to print this out!