Over lunch last week, my friend told me that he believes that micro plastics are interfering with our cognition. (Perhaps Pig’s confused?) And furthermore, he sees a connection between the introduction of micro plastics in our food chain and the rise in cognitive impairments in our children. I told him I thought it was such an important idea, then I would start looking into it. To me this is a great hypothesis, one that deserves a double blind study. What do you think of his idea?
Math isn’t that hard. It’s just facts. Facts don’t lie and don’t change. Literature is subjective so whether you like something or not has no bearing on anyone or anything else. Understanding of what’s going on in the world where humans are concerned is a conundrum.
Now, pig, you can’t have satan removed surgically. Only Jesus can do that. Then you will see that what is happening in the world is the ushering in of the end times, as prophesized many times thruout the bible.
Removing the Confuser may help with math, but not literature and what’s going on in the world. To understand madmen, you need that bit of madness yourself.
It’s an interesting thought but our bodies are having to cope with so many unnatural contaminants that I don’t know how microplastics can be tested for.
BasilBruce about 1 year ago
Maybe he should go to the dentist and have some wisdom teeth implanted.
BE THIS GUY about 1 year ago
In Pig’s case, the confuser might be his entire brain.
alasko about 1 year ago
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
ronaldspence about 1 year ago
maybe Pig you can just stay off the internet?
hariseldon59 about 1 year ago
This could make a good story arc, but it’s probably just a one off strip like most of Pastis’ more recent strips.
cmxx about 1 year ago
So that’s my problem! Always wondered.
kenwarnerfordictator about 1 year ago
The confuser is Satan, Pig. And to get him out of your head, spend some time with some real Bible believers.
Cornelius Noodleman about 1 year ago
What’s happenin’ man?
Imagine about 1 year ago
Just spit out the cell phone.
blunebottle about 1 year ago
I wonder what doc conned him into that.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 1 year ago
What will be left of Pig without his confuser???
mrwiskers about 1 year ago
Over lunch last week, my friend told me that he believes that micro plastics are interfering with our cognition. (Perhaps Pig’s confused?) And furthermore, he sees a connection between the introduction of micro plastics in our food chain and the rise in cognitive impairments in our children. I told him I thought it was such an important idea, then I would start looking into it. To me this is a great hypothesis, one that deserves a double blind study. What do you think of his idea?
jel354 about 1 year ago
Is Pig confused over cheese?
Ichabod Ferguson about 1 year ago
The Confuser sounds like a Svengoolie movie.
kaycstamper about 1 year ago
I think I want a confuser! No understanding this world.
Ellis97 about 1 year ago
Pigs are naturally very intelligent, so maybe his brain just functions differently.
Marc Schiffres about 1 year ago
Can I get one of those transplanted into my brain? Life would be so much easier.
Katje about 1 year ago
Yummie! They’re going to remove the bacon from Pig… :D
artheaded1 about 1 year ago
Not sure I’d want to understand ALL of that. Maybe leave some of it in.
SusieB about 1 year ago
I definitely have the math confuser.
old_geek about 1 year ago
And will stop viewing unverified hypothesis as fact…
aerotica69 about 1 year ago
So that’s what happened to me when I took calculus – my confuser kicked in.
Goat from PBS about 1 year ago
Math has always come easy for me, (well, up until college) so perhaps not everyone has a confuser.
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 1 year ago
Sign me up.
Radish the wordsmith about 1 year ago
Maybe he should get a Musk brain implant then Elon can tell Pig what to do all day.
Steverino Premium Member about 1 year ago
Don’t do it, Pig.
Queen of America about 1 year ago
Math isn’t that hard. It’s just facts. Facts don’t lie and don’t change. Literature is subjective so whether you like something or not has no bearing on anyone or anything else. Understanding of what’s going on in the world where humans are concerned is a conundrum.
hoffquotes2 about 1 year ago
The surgery must fail, otherwise the strip will never be the same starting tomorrow
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 1 year ago
The real confused is the corporatist media. Actually exercise some skepticism and learn about things for yourself. Try using the brain God gave you.
Elder Lee Fox about 1 year ago
Brave New World
win.45mag about 1 year ago
Now, pig, you can’t have satan removed surgically. Only Jesus can do that. Then you will see that what is happening in the world is the ushering in of the end times, as prophesized many times thruout the bible.
WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago
Replace it with a diffuser.
elgrecousa Premium Member about 1 year ago
People buy snake oil, so why not have the confuser taken out of their brain.
monya_43 about 1 year ago
Pig will never be the same again without his “confuser”.
cupertino jay about 1 year ago
“the heck is happening in the world”
shucks, easy-peasy: just get rid of humans.. problem solved!
zeexenon about 1 year ago
Bacon reduction surgery.
GumbyDammit223 about 1 year ago
In layman’s terms – a lobotomy.
Rose Madder Premium Member about 1 year ago
I thought that was old age and the strange language that the young speak.
hitman4cookies about 1 year ago
I’ll be interested in seeing the changes in pig in future strips.
Stocky One about 1 year ago
Unfortunately for Pig, it is not an extra part that causes this confusion, but rather, some thing that is missing (or not functioning properly).
Tales of the Boojum Premium Member about 1 year ago
The procedure should be mandatory, like vaccin… Never mind.
ekke about 1 year ago
That wouldn’t be helpful, it would be fatal.
braindead Premium Member about 1 year ago
Those millions of maggots who have had the surgery can’t be wrong.
paperphrique about 1 year ago
No need for surgery, Pig. Richard Thompson has just what you’re looking for.https://www.gocomics.com/richards-poor-almanac/2020/08/21
B UTTONS about 1 year ago
Cancel Social Media and wrap your head in tin foil.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 1 year ago
Im with Pig.
Bilan about 1 year ago
Removing the Confuser may help with math, but not literature and what’s going on in the world. To understand madmen, you need that bit of madness yourself.
ekw555 about 1 year ago
do you really want to know what’s going on in the world?
I think not.
pamela welch Premium Member about 1 year ago
Wish I could find someone to take my confuser out!
mepowell about 1 year ago
It’s an interesting thought but our bodies are having to cope with so many unnatural contaminants that I don’t know how microplastics can be tested for.
Chris Sherlock about 1 year ago
Understanding math would be nice.
Michael McKown Premium Member about 1 year ago
Sign me up.
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
If only it existed! I’d go for that surgery….
STKnobb about 1 year ago
Polytetrafluoroethylene (teflon) is another great hypothesis.