Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for June 09, 2022

If properly adjusted, they are fun. If improperly adjusted, they are . . . not.

Burying the lede, Lupin – what’s in those sandwiches, and will the power of Big Eyes encourage them to share?

They chose that window for lunch so they can admire Lupin.

Bring back Sir Figaro reporting in his dapper suit!

Cat of Adventure wants to play Tarzan. Go, Lupin, go live your dream!

Puck, he’d also chew through theirs if given a chance.

Oooooo!!!! Lupin fangs! Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-in-a-half!!!!! ❤

…and that’s the tooth…

Uh-oh! You know mischief is apaw when you see the Big Lupin Eyes!

I have had my roof repaired twice. It’s like living inside a heavy metal band’s biggest drum! I would jump up regularly and wonder if something had fallen on the roof from an airplane. I was very nice to the roofers because, tough job and I was grateful but heck!!!

I’m glad to see they are wearing safety harnesses. That roof is very steep!

I admire roofers. You can’t get me on a two foot step ladder let alone a roof! I have height issues but it stems from falling out of an attic when I was a kid. I really should have died. So no heights for me.

OT: Husband

I have to say, I very much would not like this. I don’t want people just sitting outside my window, possibly looking in at what I’m doing. However, Puck and Lupin both make good points in the last panel.

Safety harnesses aren’t fun. In my last job before retirement, I attended a one day fall-arrest seminar that included hanging from a big tripod in a harness for a few minutes. It’s surprisingly uncomfortable, even painful after a while.

The harnesses save lives, but there’s a reason why rescue needs to happen in 15 minutes or less – circulation to the legs gets cut off. People have had amputations after hanging in the harness too long.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Thomios: Looks like we have everything planned for Uncle Floof’s visit. Now to the matter at paw. Lunch.

Sue Chef: We have plenty of bread and ham slices. Why not serve make-your-own ham sandwiches and fries?

Thomios: Great idea. Do we have enough condiments?

Mouse giggles

Thomios: Oh, hi, Agnes-Ata. I’m guessing we have plenty of condiments for lunch.

Agnes-Ata: I think you might. You also have plenty of potatoes.

Sue Chef: I’ll have Ged the apprentice start slicing potatoes for fries.

Sometime Later

Sue Chef: Great knife skills, Ged, but you sliced those potatoes awfully thin.

Ged: Do you want to make more?

Sue: No, not enough time. We’ll serve these and hope for the best.

Lunchtime

Puckmosis: Ooh, these fries are so nice and crunchy. Are they a new recipe?

Thomios: Sort of. Ged kind of developed a new technique.

Elvis-Anum: Lupinium, stop playing with the salt shaker! You got salt all over my potatoes!

Lupinium: Oops, sorry about that.

Elvis: You know, these salty chips aren’t half bad!

Queen Catshepsut the Golden: I declare the chips and sandwich lunch to be a success!

I live on the 12th floor, and we had maintenance on the building facade.

If you want to see a cat freak out, live on the 12th floor and put a human being on the other side of the window.

It freaked ME out a bit.

FANGS!!!!!!!

I really, extremely, totally, unreservedly, beyond a shadow of a doubt, and without hesitation…dislike heights. I forced myself up on roofs because I had to, but I hated every minute of it.

People who routinely have to deal with heights have my respect.

Fly him to the roof

Where his smart phone has no bars

Let him put a harness on and

Chew it, just because

In other words, that’s his brand

In other words, baby, destiny

Fill his heart with song and let him swing forevermore

Trouble’s all he longs for

All he worships and adores

In other words, it’s not new

In other words, Lupin, I love you ❤️

- Bart Howard – Fly Me to the Moon

Hey, Mr. roof repair men eat sandwiches before me

Out I’m staring cause there is no place I’m going to

Hey, Mr. roof repair men, I want something to chew for me

With your dingle dangle harnesses I’ll surely have fun, too

I beg to differ, Lupin. It looks unsafe.

Look at Lupin’s teeth – Warrior Cat!

OT: though about BCN.

Lupin would chew through the roof if he felt sufficiently motivated.

I like ‘starin’ window!

Lupin fang display.

omg i read all of the books and i always look for you guys and i finally found you on this website im so happy you still post comics

Yeaaaaaahhh… Lupin on a dangly harness wouldn’t end well. good call Puck

Better them than me.

Instead of the usual bird feeder, the starin’ window is now providing a rare roofer feeder sighting!

O.T. – 2ND BOOSTER