Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 20, 2024

Ah, the ever practical Elvis! But, keep in mind, these are probably gourmet rocks. They might be worth the price.

Wafl’s probably the only real food there.

Lupin would be the perfect Busboy for their restaurant. Until the last of the plates and cups were smashed.

For a moment, I thought “WKFL” was the local radio station. Probably NPR, because what else would cats listen to on their down time? But then I read it as “wafl” and thought, oh, “waffle”.

I would love to see Georgia eating the food cooked by her son like waffles or sausages.

Is he old enough to make waffles? Hot dogs may be more his speed.

Eh, it doesn’t matter when it’s pretend.

What’s the purple thing to the woman’s left in panel 2 that disappears while she’s reading the menu?

GoComics just sent me back to 2021 and I saw there was a comment by DennisInSeattle who I’ve now realised hasn’t posted in a year. Hope he(?)’s ok and just given up the comics.

As a chef I recommend the Hotdawgs with a side of bugs. And Wafl for dessert.A bargain at three hundreds of dollars. Please sremember to tip your servers.

@Lady Bri posted about 3 hours ago that her DH had just gone into surgery. I hope it’s all over by now and he’s had a successful outcome and is on the road to recovery!

They certainly have a good grasp on restaurant pricing.

I want a poisonous hotdog waffle topped with bugs and rocks, please.

I suspect the “hotdog” is a trick!

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile Encore Presents Xanadu

Terpsichore (Kira): I’ve found a field of Crimson Clover. I’m going over there.

Queen Titania: Very well, Kira. Just be careful while you’re flying in a new place.

Kira: No problem. Be back soon

ELO: The Fall

Kira: I fly in a new field,

Everything’s so unreal,

A brand-new pollen source,

And I get stuck, of course!

…….

In a web!

Didn’t look where I was going!

In a web!

My first flight couldn’t go wrong

I didn’t know that a spider lived here

And now, caught in a web

How did it go wrong,

How can I get clear?

I am appalled!

Enter Spider

Spider: Kira? What are you doing here?

Kira: Arachna! I’m just hanging around.

Arachna: You weren’t looking where you were flying again, were you?

Kira: Um, no. I was just enjoying the bee dance and I got distracted.

Arachna: You and that July bug. I’m gonna run out of silk one of these days. Here, let me help you out.

Kira: Thanks. I’m gathering pollen from the Crimson Clover honey field.

Arachna: Help yourself. You can find it all over and over.

Kira: How can I ever repay you?

Arachna: Bring me a jar of honey when it’s ready, alright?

Kira: You got it!

Everything costs hundreds of dollars? That’s pretty cheap!

Well, surgery day’s finally here.. I’ve had a torn rotator shoulder cuff for 3 months. Non functional right arm from a fall. Its 415 am here. Typing !eft handed is hard for a rightie. 15 minutes until I take a shower with antiseptic and then hubby will take me to hospital. Because of potential heart issues we cannot do this as outpatient. Please. Add me to your prayer lists. I understand my injury is severe and recovery will be difficu!t. Paw Power and the Orb forever!

To Lady Bri: by now the worst is over for your David and he can heal. You can rest. Paw power and prayer are strong.

I love the contrast between yesterday’s GIRL-type restaurant choices (beautiful items all arranged decoratively on the table) and today’s BOY-type restaurant choices on the super cool menu! (bugs, rocks, hot dogs, waffles and poison, oh my! ) I also love that he blurts out that everything costs hundreds of dollars. Such big dreams. Priceless !

With them prices, I would think they’re in Cally.

Poizn? WHAAAAAT? POIZN? You wanna keels someone there kid? How they getting away with thees blatant foods poizoneeng? Thees outright outrageeus.

Sees SPEED BUMP today for Breaking Cat News. There may now be omelette on the menu too.

The Woman is wafling over what to get.

Oh yeah, ive eaten there!!

What about the Stone soup, Elivs?

Elvis was at the restaurant the other day so now he’s the local critic.

OT – our Australian curmudgeon.

My Nephew made himself scrambled eggs when he was about 3. Shells and all. LOL Twice. Poor little guy just tossed an egg in a pan and started cooking. At least we think he was trying to scramble them. Each time he was quickly discovered. Luckily the burners were electric. And he was very careful.

It would probably be the “wafl” for me, but hopefully the hundreds of dollars are as pretend as the food.

I’ll have the POIZN. That’s French for fish, right?

So sweet! This was one of my favorite games. we had dog bizcuits in different flavores and shapes (cheese- fish) I would make up orders for our 4 dogs!! Look at Elvis (Sleeping??) at the woman’s sloulder

Yesterday, I moved on to level 2 of braces; Rubber Bands.

Wish me luck.

This is hilariously dark!!

(Although, might be how some real menus should read depending on some establishments)

8^)

POISON???!!!!!!!

That’s certainly an eclectic menu, Boy. I hope the Woman chooses carefully and avoids rocks and poizn, as both are not good for the digestive system.

I don’t know, Elvis, but I’ve seen rocks go for quite a bit of money…

“… and the ‘poizn’ is off today.”

Sort of like in a regular restaurant these days!

O.T.—Thanks!

Mmm, I love bugs. Give me two large caterpillars with a side of ants. Hold the beetles.

Dang, inflation really is out of control if I have to pay hundreds of dollars for one hot dog. :P

Paw Power to you! Healing purrs from Tiger and Schnurri travel across the Atlantic to you, dear cat friend, get better soon.

Surfacing briefly from getting all my automotive ducks in a row, blessings of life and health and Medicine Buddha multicolored light rays to Biskits and David as they recover from surgery!!!!

Best wishes for uncomplicated surgery and a speedy recovery!

I’m torn between poizn and wakfl. I know, the k is really an f. I like it better as a k.

The Boy’s menu is rockin’ but the pricing bugz the Woman…

Why does the kid have POISON on his menu?

I just checked Facebook. This is from someone I went to school with.

We are heartbroken Lillie took a turn for the worst last night and after taking her to the Vet today, we all agreed that she was sick and putting her to sleep would give her much peace. This was my furr baby and I am grieving for her. Our home is not the same.

This arc is DELIGHTFUL!

Hmm… Of the options, I’ll take the WAFL. So cute =)

Hundreds of dollars for a hot dog sounds about right.