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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 18, 2016
October 17, 2016
October 19, 2016
Transcript:
Toni: What's this? Man: A broni bash! With stuff that rhymes with Broni! Man: Bologna sandwiches! Pepperoni pizza! provolone macaroni! spumoni! Man: A sony to enjoy tony and joni! Man: A matrimony ceremony!
Well, I am guessing Luann and family and friends have never been through a Coast stormā¦OK here (leaves and tree branches everywhere!), but Manzanita is a mess. They had a nasty tornado that tore up part of the town. Luann and family and friends live in a rather boring town weather-wise, donāt they?! Well, at least everything is still in One Piece in Pitts! :)
I was thinking its too early for a pre-wedding celebration since Brad and Toni arenāt getting married until the 11th of December. But, maybe not? It Is only a little bit less than two months awayā¦ =-O
Cute! And kind of surprising, since Toni is the only woman in evidence, and (in my experience) itās usually the women who pull celebrations like this together. ;) (My apologies to anyone who might have commented on that yesterday ā I was out and havenāt gone back to read yesterdayās comments.)
I think itās cute. Yeah, cheesy, corny (ahem), or whatever, but itās the thought that counts, right?! Iām wondering if they have chipped in for a wedding gift that we will see tomorrow. I think they are both totally surprised, honored and pleased.
Smile, Toni! Itās ok to enjoy something you canāt control. Theyāre your friendsā trust them. Enjoyment and smiles are the requirement of every guest!
boy there sure are a lot of cynical apparently miserable commentors here. Can;t you just accept the FUN in the concept that a bunch of GUYS wanted to do something and actually planned a rather elaborate presentation?
Itās Tony Bennett, people, not Tony Orlando. āThe Best Is Yet to Comeā is a Rat Pack era standard (think Las Vegas in about 1962). Tony Orlando and Dawn never did a cover of that song.
St. Acepsius, St. Barsabas, St. Cian, St. Damasus, Pope Saint Damasus I, St. Daniel the Stylite, St. Eutychius, St.Fidweten, Bl. Martin of Saint Nicholas, Bl. Melchior of Saint Augustine, St. Pens, St. Sabinus, St. Sabinus, St. Trason, St.Victoricus, Fuscian, and Gentian
Iām wondering if there is a real pizza place in California called āPizz-ahā? If not, it sounds like a good idea for some enterprising pizza chefā¦
Hah! Todayās comic has turned out very cute and very fun! I am surprised by the celebratory tone and the silliness of it. Very nice.
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One questionā¦.. in regard to āBroniāā¦. I realize this is a mashing of the two names āBradā and āToniā as a coupleā¦. but my question isā¦.. is this a recent phenomena or is it something folks have done for quite a long time?
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I first noticed one of these āmashingā of name things associated with two celebritiesā¦ perhaps four or five years ago. But, I do not know if this is just a new thing (from about four or five years ago) or if there is some sort of bigger background about this mashing of names and if it may be associated with some sort of older custom I am not familiar with.
My only comment is that this is so fun, and all part of the careful march up to December 11. Well I do agree that in a Chicago firehouse there would be Italian Beef and Sausage, Connieās or similar pizza, Haroldās Fried Chicken, Zaco Tacos, Cantonese Chef Fried Rice, and other nice local food, not to mention the firehouse food. Our firefighters know how to cook, you canāt survive her without knowing that.
The last guy just revealed their secret plot. Toni & Brad are going to get married right there, and these ābroniā meal is their reception. What a great ideaā a surprise wedding that is a surprise even to the bride & groom.
For the last 3 months we have been prepping for this wedding, from brideās maid gowns to brideās cold feet, to concerned parents, to this silly party at the fire house. This is not Gregās Last Hurrah, but it certainly is his big story of the year. Okay, Greg, do your thing. The high school prom was a good arc, the Rosa/Gunther escape to Peru fell flat,so letās hope that this is an event to remember.
Thatās my recollection too ā āBenniferā was the first ā but ā it was coined for Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, not Brad Pitt and Jennifer Garner (I donāt recall that Brad and Jlo were ever a couple). More like 15 years ago.
From Wiki āsupercouplesā: Former pairing Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez incited unprecedented media attention for an American modern-day supercouple during their 2002-2004 courtship.6 The two were referred to as the first superstar couple of the Internet age,115 and the pairingās popularity resulted in their being known by the portmanteau āBenniferā (for Ben and Jennifer) to the media, as well as to fans using the name combination.5 The term Bennifer itself became popular, and started the trend of other celebrity couples being referred to by the combination of each otherās first names.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
how thoughtful (on the rhyming scheme)
ORMouseworks over 8 years ago
Methinks this is just too cheesy! =-O
AnyFace over 8 years ago
Not particularly vegan-friendly.
ORMouseworks over 8 years ago
Well, I am guessing Luann and family and friends have never been through a Coast stormā¦OK here (leaves and tree branches everywhere!), but Manzanita is a mess. They had a nasty tornado that tore up part of the town. Luann and family and friends live in a rather boring town weather-wise, donāt they?! Well, at least everything is still in One Piece in Pitts! :)
TexanAtHeart over 8 years ago
Silly boys throwing a a party for them. Cheesy, but cute.
ORMouseworks over 8 years ago
I was thinking its too early for a pre-wedding celebration since Brad and Toni arenāt getting married until the 11th of December. But, maybe not? It Is only a little bit less than two months awayā¦ =-O
dragonsrevenge over 8 years ago
No Bronies?
Brdshtt Premium Member over 8 years ago
Everything rhymes with Broni. Cool bumpersticker there on the table, āHonk If Youāre Honiā
SactoSylvia over 8 years ago
Cute! And kind of surprising, since Toni is the only woman in evidence, and (in my experience) itās usually the women who pull celebrations like this together. ;) (My apologies to anyone who might have commented on that yesterday ā I was out and havenāt gone back to read yesterdayās comments.)
ORMouseworks over 8 years ago
Off to read the newsā¦ānite everybody! You, too, Luann! :)
Mordock999 Premium Member over 8 years ago
This is Silly.But Since it being put on by Brave Firefighters who Risk Their Lives for Strangers, Iāll let it slide.
ā¦ā¦And Iāll have a Baloney Sandwich with Cheese and a bowl of chips, Pleaseā¦..,
SheriffJohn over 8 years ago
I am 74 and read this every day. Itās light and uplifting beats the news hands down. Best to Toni and Brad.
Durandal_1707 over 8 years ago
Did they time-travel to the 90s to find that boombox?
steve7701 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Lyrics are to āThe Best is Yet To Come,ā often sung by Tony Bennett. I have a (CD) boombox just like that, so no time travel necessary.
AnyFace over 8 years ago
Comments as long as the one above couldnāt be made for awhile, till GoComics raised the character count back to 2000.
AnyFace over 8 years ago
See also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floating_timeline
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 8 years ago
Sounds kindaā¦phony. ;D
hildigunnurr Premium Member over 8 years ago
took me just a second to figure out how Bologna rhymed with Broni! (I speak Italian and Bologna is one of my favourite cities :D )
Aqsnt over 8 years ago
Of course, they would have had a much harder time rhyming " Torad "!
ravonlea over 8 years ago
Tony and Joni refers to the music on the Sony. Tony is probably Tony Bennett and Joni and probably Joni Mitchell.
ravonlea over 8 years ago
flowerladytoo over 8 years ago
Awwww silly and sweet, and the men obviously planned the menu. LOL!
JohnFarson19 over 8 years ago
What, no Beefaroni? or Abalone?
Tyge over 8 years ago
Groan. Must be from all the smoke theyāre exposed to.
Fantom Premium Member over 8 years ago
No coneys from Nathanās?
dblbaraje over 8 years ago
This is just plain nice. It is the effort and thought that is important, not how fancy you can get. A nice thought to start the day!
Peabody429 over 8 years ago
Next: the 5-alarm fire that changes both of their lives.
jrankin1959 over 8 years ago
āA matrimony ceremony?ā You mean, like right now? (This week in real time?)
Denver Reader Premium Member over 8 years ago
If itās a broni party shouldnāt there be my little pony things
ƦĀ² over 8 years ago
Iāve got that Larry Williams song in my head: āI got a girl named Bony Moronie / Sheās as skinny as a stick of macaroniā
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 8 years ago
Donāt forget alimony.
LoriRN1963 over 8 years ago
Love it that a bunch of guys put this on. Yeah, kind of cheesy, but itās the thought that counts!!!
Daniel J. over 8 years ago
I think I have a headache.
old_timey_dude over 8 years ago
Groany.
don.fitzsimons over 8 years ago
Brony?? I think others might be lead to some false assumptions if unable to see it spelled out.
Outsideplaying over 8 years ago
I think itās cute. Yeah, cheesy, corny (ahem), or whatever, but itās the thought that counts, right?! Iām wondering if they have chipped in for a wedding gift that we will see tomorrow. I think they are both totally surprised, honored and pleased.
ACTIVIST1234 over 8 years ago
Smile, Toni! Itās ok to enjoy something you canāt control. Theyāre your friendsā trust them. Enjoyment and smiles are the requirement of every guest!
ACTIVIST1234 over 8 years ago
And as far as Bronis go, I think they invited Dez to contribute her with her famed āsecret ingredientā.
Luanaphile over 8 years ago
Soon the Evanses will move onto homophones O knee! and sight rhymes Own I? to much less effect, I am afraid.
Terminal Frost Premium Member over 8 years ago
boy there sure are a lot of cynical apparently miserable commentors here. Can;t you just accept the FUN in the concept that a bunch of GUYS wanted to do something and actually planned a rather elaborate presentation?
Endunamoo over 8 years ago
Nice
GirlGeek Premium Member over 8 years ago
The fire department loves their rhymes
lotsalaffs Premium Member over 8 years ago
This is so dumb itās actually funny.
legaleagle48 over 8 years ago
Itās Tony Bennett, people, not Tony Orlando. āThe Best Is Yet to Comeā is a Rat Pack era standard (think Las Vegas in about 1962). Tony Orlando and Dawn never did a cover of that song.
Luanaphile over 8 years ago
Saints Commemorated on December 11
St. Acepsius, St. Barsabas, St. Cian, St. Damasus, Pope Saint Damasus I, St. Daniel the Stylite, St. Eutychius, St.Fidweten, Bl. Martin of Saint Nicholas, Bl. Melchior of Saint Augustine, St. Pens, St. Sabinus, St. Sabinus, St. Trason, St.Victoricus, Fuscian, and Gentian
choppercop58 over 8 years ago
Will Luann ever getā¦
richdell over 8 years ago
If they served soup, they could have minestrone.
Argy.Bargy2 over 8 years ago
Iām wondering if there is a real pizza place in California called āPizz-ahā? If not, it sounds like a good idea for some enterprising pizza chefā¦
Outsideplaying over 8 years ago
The lyrics coming out of the Sony are āthe Best is Yet to Comeā which was done notably by Frank Sinatra and Tony Bennett, among others.
yangeldf over 8 years ago
āand we also brought in this fan of My Little Pony!ā
howtheduck over 8 years ago
Suddenly I think Toni starts praying for a fire to happen.
Germanshepherds4ever over 8 years ago
OMG Boooorrrriiinnnggggggg. Not reading this stupid strip any more. No variety; just SOS.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 8 years ago
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Hah! Todayās comic has turned out very cute and very fun! I am surprised by the celebratory tone and the silliness of it. Very nice.
.
One questionā¦.. in regard to āBroniāā¦. I realize this is a mashing of the two names āBradā and āToniā as a coupleā¦. but my question isā¦.. is this a recent phenomena or is it something folks have done for quite a long time?
.
I first noticed one of these āmashingā of name things associated with two celebritiesā¦ perhaps four or five years ago. But, I do not know if this is just a new thing (from about four or five years ago) or if there is some sort of bigger background about this mashing of names and if it may be associated with some sort of older custom I am not familiar with.
montylc2001 over 8 years ago
hehā¦ā¦i have one of those little stereos.
Airman over 8 years ago
Any hint of Patrimony Matrimony? Hitch up or pay for junior.
christipal78 over 8 years ago
nice radio wonder how old it is, why they using it? people barely use cds ha!
Nikki over 8 years ago
That is just too cute. And a fantastic, if quirky, idea for a party!
rcktmanil over 8 years ago
Sooooā¦ isnāt the wedding in December? This seems a bitā¦earlyā¦
luann1212 over 8 years ago
My only comment is that this is so fun, and all part of the careful march up to December 11. Well I do agree that in a Chicago firehouse there would be Italian Beef and Sausage, Connieās or similar pizza, Haroldās Fried Chicken, Zaco Tacos, Cantonese Chef Fried Rice, and other nice local food, not to mention the firehouse food. Our firefighters know how to cook, you canāt survive her without knowing that.
ACTIVIST1234 over 8 years ago
āMatrimony Ceremonyā
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The last guy just revealed their secret plot. Toni & Brad are going to get married right there, and these ābroniā meal is their reception. What a great ideaā a surprise wedding that is a surprise even to the bride & groom.
Airman over 8 years ago
For the last 3 months we have been prepping for this wedding, from brideās maid gowns to brideās cold feet, to concerned parents, to this silly party at the fire house. This is not Gregās Last Hurrah, but it certainly is his big story of the year. Okay, Greg, do your thing. The high school prom was a good arc, the Rosa/Gunther escape to Peru fell flat,so letās hope that this is an event to remember.
del_grande Premium Member over 8 years ago
Er, āprovoloneā doesnāt rhyme with āBroniā
RSH over 8 years ago
Cute and certainly a thoughtful gesture, but the cynic in me says āis this the level of fun and humor that firefighters are at?ā
JPuzzleWhiz over 8 years ago
Afterwards, will they all go to a hockey game and ride on the Zamboni? ;o)
SactoSylvia over 8 years ago
Thatās my recollection too ā āBenniferā was the first ā but ā it was coined for Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, not Brad Pitt and Jennifer Garner (I donāt recall that Brad and Jlo were ever a couple). More like 15 years ago.
SactoSylvia over 8 years ago
From Wiki āsupercouplesā: Former pairing Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez incited unprecedented media attention for an American modern-day supercouple during their 2002-2004 courtship.6 The two were referred to as the first superstar couple of the Internet age,115 and the pairingās popularity resulted in their being known by the portmanteau āBenniferā (for Ben and Jennifer) to the media, as well as to fans using the name combination.5 The term Bennifer itself became popular, and started the trend of other celebrity couples being referred to by the combination of each otherās first names.
;)
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
Thanks, Brd, we were away almost all day so i am too tired to think straight, but thank you.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Oy! These guys break me up!
Must be all that between-calls-downtime, thinking up new rhymesā¦.
m b over 8 years ago
Tony & Joni ā ( a sony to enjoy Tony & Joni )
who is Joni and why is Toniās name spelled differently
Iād love to see Nancy & Bernice throw a wedding shower for Toni
and āBroniā ughhhhhhhhhhh
AnyFace over 8 years ago
Suggested signature line/hashtag for those still struggling with the āimprovedā comment protocols ā¦
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#NoGoPro
Argythree over 8 years ago
SPOILER
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Toni is happy and a wedding guest list begins to materializeā¦
Timothy Lash over 8 years ago
Could have gone the other way and called them āTOADā
sjsczurek over 8 years ago
Broni?
Tell that to My Little Pony!
Busker Jim over 8 years ago
āBroniā?!ā¦Well, I guess thatās better than āToadā! :)