Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 31, 2018

That’s a wheelie good idea!

My wife and I joined a rod and gun club this past weekend. Looks about the same.

Buy ‘em a “round”!

Beer was the sign of entry into civilization!!

The first person to use a wheel was more talented than me because I can’t ride a unicycle.

C’mon, get happy hour!

Oh, a wheel and a bar. How civilized.

Is the wheel coin, or transport?

… and the invention of the first DUI conviction!

“Nice tie, Og.”

Is that the world’s first auto club?

Norm!

I’ll drink to that.

Given the round bar stools, would the wheel be anything special

Amen!

Which one is the designated wheeler?

It will never replace the octagonal wheel, which holds on a hill. Go back to the drawing board.

Um, I’m pretty sure we have solid archeological evidence that beer was invented before the wheel. A species has to set it’s priorities, after all.

The first drinking and driving?

Give us big mugs of Grog! Oh, wait, wrong comic.

Hiya,Joe.Hello Mr.Donaghy.Crazy Guggenheim(Frank Fontaine)

and lemme guess…..the two taps say Bud and Bud Light. Some people wouldn’t know real beer if they grew hops and barley in their own garden.

It figures….two of the first humans are Cliff and Norm

Must be a rock-can-roll bar.

Transportation that doubles as money.

First, the invention of booze. Next the creation of bars. bar stools, and bartenders. Finally, the most important innovation – bar tabs !

Nice ambiance.

But where did they get the matches to light all of those torches??

Four hours before the first DUI!

Gonna need some post-natal care.

“Wheel park’s around the back.”

And the bartender will have to listen to these two guys gripe about work, how hard it is chasing down food for dinner.

A few moments later, they discovered the first sobriety checkpoint.

If I was that bartender I wouldn’t under those dripping torches.

The consumption of Pizza and Beer is one of the things that distinguished us from savages and make us fully human.

But only two taps? How civilized could they really be?

Still wrong

…or the first step on a slippery slope

Back before the Refrigerator, leaving a couple gallons of Tea in the back of the cave and forgetting it was there is how Beer was invented.