Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 04, 2019

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    Dtroutma  over 5 years ago

    Never argue truth with a shot putter.

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    RobinHood  over 5 years ago

    I’m sorry, is this just five minutes or the full half hour.

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    Kali  over 5 years ago

    POINT / COUNTERPOINT!

    “Gronk! You ignorant slut!”

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The guy on the right has to have been really working out to hurl a boulder that size across the chasm.

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    gbars70  over 5 years ago

    “Truth wil set you free”???

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Arguments over Truth are Fact or Friction.

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    Watcher  over 5 years ago

    Truth 1. Kill thy neighbor with the truth.

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    Superfrog  over 5 years ago

    The truth hurts.

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    Yakety Sax  over 5 years ago

    Tolerantia

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrjQrXc80cY

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    Jml58  over 5 years ago

    There is only one THRUTH. Per person.

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    Aussie Down Under  over 5 years ago

    Subtle.

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    Masterskrain  over 5 years ago

    A.K.A. “MY Big Book ’O Fables is better then YOUR Big Book ’O Fables!”

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    dot-the-I  over 5 years ago

    Truth is most endangered when everyone’s truth is true.

    “What am I? Don’t know.” Master Suengsahn.

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    johndifool  over 5 years ago

    An argument isn’t just contradiction.

    It can be.

    No it can’t. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.

    No it isn’t.

    Yes it is! It’s not just contradiction.

    Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.

    Yes, but that’s not just saying ‘No it isn’t.’

    Yes it is!

    No it isn’t!

    Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.

    (short pause)

    No it isn’t.

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    geromio  over 5 years ago

    Signs of a decadent society killing each others

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    P51Strega  over 5 years ago

    Mr. “Pure Truth” got it wrong. You don’t kill your opposition, you need someone to demonize.

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  over 5 years ago

    And that is how centuries of religious conflict began.

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    sandpiper  over 5 years ago

    If one of those guys had blonde hair and a red cap, that gap would represent the distance between Buttercup and the sane world. It really isn’t to actual scale but, in a comic, one has to adjust for space.

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    gnome  over 5 years ago

    Truth has always belonged to the survivor, not who was right.

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    franki_g  over 5 years ago

    The truth is

    We’re all blind men describing the elephant.https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_poems_of_John_Godfrey_Saxe/The_Blind_Men_and_the_Elephant

    I have faith that God can see the elephant and it’s why my faith is in Him.

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    wdgnas  over 5 years ago

    gbars70: the truth shall make you mad…

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    It appears that the truth is crushingly heavy. No lie.

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    jessie d.  over 5 years ago

    When the weight of his argument is the deciding factor aka might makes right.

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    tripwire45  over 5 years ago

    Seems to be the human race in general lately, at least on twitter.

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    phileaux  over 5 years ago

    Wouldn’t know the truth if it hit him with a rock

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    dukedoug  over 5 years ago

    Birth of religion and its inevitable consequences.

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    Redd Panda  over 5 years ago

    Truth conquers all.

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    david_42  over 5 years ago

    The original Religion of Peace.

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    Redd Panda  over 5 years ago

    In the news, we see trump’s racist hate has spawned 2 more mass assaults on innocents. Make no mistake, the blood of the victims drips from trump’s hands.

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    pekenpug  over 5 years ago

    “Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.”

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    I love truth. But, I love apple pie even more. A la mode.

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    Bookworm  over 5 years ago

    A Roman governor once asked “What is truth?” and has been vilified ever since.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    Yeah, the ones that you’re calling wild

    Are going to be the leaders in a little while

    This old world’s wakin’ to a new born day

    And I solemnly swear that it’ll be their way

    You better help the voice of youth find

    “What is truth?”

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    Johnny Cash

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Verily!

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    One person’s truth is another persons fake news.

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    CitizenKing  over 5 years ago

    Hard to believe that so many people read this and choose sides. Both guys are idiots. Neither has any understanding of the other. This is an analogy of our society, and if you think only one group fits this description you are part of the problem.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 5 years ago

    “Hmmph. Pure is truthier.” The caveman on the right must be a Cobarian.

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    ChazNCenTex  over 5 years ago

    A documentary.

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    Snoots  over 5 years ago

    The real trouble with truth is that so very few people really want to hear it. Truth tends to make people uncomfortable, insecure, or calls for action— none of which the average television audience wants to hear.

    “Give me liberty or give me… comfortable lies! Preferably both. On a silver platter, please. Now.”

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    jimchronister2016  over 5 years ago

    Excuse me for coming to the party late! But I just realized that rump was the best mind or lack of that the republicans had to nominate for president of OUR United States in 2015! Talk about pathetic! And you wonder why mitch the bitch is always smiling! He’s thinking " If I pulled this off and the American people are so dumb that they ignored what me and Putin did in 2016 can you imagine what me and Putin could get away with in 2020!

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    walstib Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Can we know it’s the truth if a statement is prefaced by “Amen, amen, I say to you….” ?

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    Dr_Fogg  over 5 years ago

    And the PC folks area taking away our history because of WHAT!? Sounds like a Communist Plot to me

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 5 years ago

    Noone could be judgier after that.

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    bakana  over 5 years ago

    It’s impressive that he can throw the book that far.

    And, has Impressed His Truth on his rival’s skin.

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    ninstar  over 5 years ago

    So. . .He threw the book at him?

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Everybody must get stoned.” B. Dylan. Rainy Day Woman 12&35

    “Stone Free.” J. Hendrix. Song entitled the same.

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    People have been bludgeoning each other with the “TRUTH” for as long as there’ve been people. Often to death.

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    PekCheeYong  over 5 years ago

    Comparison hurt.

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    khmo  over 5 years ago

    The swamp is composed of the people who continue to vote in these members of Congress of both stripes. If you have worked in the government you would know that the real swamp is composed of federal workers who can’t be fired and political appointees.

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