Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 05, 2021

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    eastern.woods.metal  almost 4 years ago

    At the bottom one is “seared” the other is “slow roasted”

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    willispate  almost 4 years ago

    I think that means the World’s REALLY Screwed Up.. BIG TIME!!

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    Superfrog  almost 4 years ago

    It’s for those who want to enter a plea.

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    They both end up in the same pool of lava

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    franki_g  almost 4 years ago

    Professional courtesy is for those in a like profession

    And I don’t think this implies Satan is a lawyer

    But it’s not outside of credibility…

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    WGillete  almost 4 years ago

    It could also read “Hell” and “Allegedly Hell.”

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    Sanspareil  almost 4 years ago

    Saw this comic 35 years ago where the choices were

    Damned if you do

    Damned if you don’t

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    LeslieBark  almost 4 years ago

    Whenever I see or hear “alleged”, I mentally translate it from Lawyerese to English as: “Absolutely, without a shadow of a doubt”!

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    scote1379 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Ahhh, that " Special " place we keep hearing about.

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    Doug K  almost 4 years ago

    It could also “allegedly” be The Good Place.

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    Pocosdad  almost 4 years ago

    How about an even bigger portal for those who spread unfounded conspiracy rumors?

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    Lenavid  almost 4 years ago

    In today’s political climate, increased demand has resulted in increased supply of entrances.

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    smgray  almost 4 years ago

    Isn’t satan also called the father of lies? Oh wait, didn’t Trump tell over 30,000 falsehoods in his time in office? Draw your own conclusions.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Sounds like GOP…always twisting the truth….

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The pathway to hell is paved with good intentions, but there is a slide of bad intent for lawyers and politicians.

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    dot-the-I  almost 4 years ago

    My recall may be faulty, but I think “alleged” in media reports started to become prevalent about the time Miranda rights were instituted.

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    dflak  almost 4 years ago

    If Dante came back today, he’d have to invent whole new levels of hell.

    One of the levels would be an isolated location and NO Wifi.

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    Linguist  almost 4 years ago

    Guess the lawyer lost his case in the Court of Last Appeals.

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    russef  almost 4 years ago

    Either way your going to HELL!

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    Bookworm  almost 4 years ago

    “When I think of the beauteous descriptions of the abode of the saints, and when I recollect that many noble witty, genial souls have died ‘unregenerate,’ I must answer you, sir, that, while, doubtless, Heaven has the best climate, Hell has the best society.” Attributed to Emory A. Storrs by Isaac E. Adams in an 1886 book entitled Life of Emery A. Storrs: His Wit and Eloquence.

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    walstib Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Guilty until proven guilty.

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    GreenT267  almost 4 years ago

    “Alleged” is a pretty important word if you are the one accused of something that is spread all over the news and then you are proven innocent.

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    yimhere  almost 4 years ago

    Misdeeds and lies are incomplete without justifications, qualifications, explanations, denials, and/or excuses.

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    bbbmorrell  almost 4 years ago

    But if he is a lawyer, there is no alleged about it. He is by definition bad…

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    Stonehouses3  almost 4 years ago

    Perfect!

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    chuckcork1  almost 4 years ago

    Lawyers, before a disaster: “It cannot be proven that it will happen”

    Lawyers, after the disaster: “No one could have known”

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I’ve seen this carried to ridiculous extremes, as in “the victim was allegedly killed”, which might’ve been OK if they’d added “by the prime suspect”, but no, it was just left at the corpse having been allegedly killed.

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 4 years ago

    A vast majority of lawyers are good people helping other good people, not criminal scumbags. A friend’s lawyer husband died earlier this year, and she was stunned to get condolences from clients of his from many years ago who told her about how he’d saved their futures and how kind he’d been to them.

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Of course, the two stairwells merge a little further down…

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    brick10  almost 4 years ago

    Make room for Rudy Giuliani!!!

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    willie_mctell  almost 4 years ago

    Bolgia 2 on the right

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 4 years ago

    Wait a gosh darned minute there, Wiley.

    Are you suggesting lawyers go to Hell? I’m pretty sure that’s actionable.

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    anomaly  almost 4 years ago

    Allegedly eternal torture.

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    the lost wizard  almost 4 years ago

    Try pleas bargaining.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    ‘I took the tunnel less obvious, and that has avoided a long, drawn-out trial (by fire).’

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    JenSolo02  almost 4 years ago

    Is that one of SwampyDon’s lawyers?

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    Linguist  almost 4 years ago

    He can’t buy his way out with a White House pardon this time!

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    eastern.woods.metal  almost 4 years ago

    That looks like my ex’s lawyer and he’s not wearing a mask. I guess he got what he deserved

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    IDFP  almost 4 years ago

    Such incredibly good drawing. And hilarious as always.My day never feels complete until I read Non Sequitur and Doonesbury.

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    spaced man spliff  almost 4 years ago

    “Hell is never what you expect it to be”, was the Devil’s response to a newly arrived soul. This soul (a violent biker dude) wanted to see the fire, the torture racks, the boiling oil, the monsters, etc. But he wound up in a room with a tourist couple showing their 85,000,000 slides of their trip to Tijuana (all the same). Oh, and the Devil told him that the same room exists ‘up there’.

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 4 years ago

    “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.” Henry VI Part 2.

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    bakana  almost 4 years ago

    The size of the “Allegedly Bad” tunnel indicates that they have had to enlarge it to handle more traffic than the plain “Bad” tunnel.

    Possibly because it usually takes Six Lawyers to defend one “Bad” person in court.

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    hagarthehorrible  almost 4 years ago

    Must be a lawyer who has used the terms to twist and confuse the courts.

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    Bicycle Dude  almost 4 years ago

    Both stairways go down.

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