Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 29, 2021

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 3 years ago

    Wiley, I love the Mar-a-flow

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    Kveldulf  over 3 years ago

    No, Covid vaccinations will not turn you into a cannibal. Not you.

    Heh, heh, heh.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Well, her dad’s a lawyer so he should know all the right stuff to feed them.

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    salakfarm Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Wiley nails it again.

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    Aussie Down Under  over 3 years ago

    Like the name of the “mis” information pipe :)

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    braindead Premium Member over 3 years ago

    First out: Trump is 6’ 3" and not obese.

    And is also The Best Negotiator In Human History.

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    I also heard George Soros has gotten microchips put into the ivermectin.

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    KenseidenXL  over 3 years ago

    Troll21, courtesy of The Internet Research Labs, Inc., a wholly-owned subsidiary of Megacorp, Inc.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 3 years ago

    Covid was created by Martians!

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    Orcatime  over 3 years ago

    “To everything there is a purpose.”

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    fred.grenouille  over 3 years ago

    She’s not going to get to sleep that way!

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    admiree2  over 3 years ago

    Really good, Wiley. One of your best.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Bingo!

    The J&J vaccine works better than Viagra.

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    Masterskrain  over 3 years ago

    WILEY, YOU STAR!!! THIS IS GENIUS!!!

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    LawrenceS  over 3 years ago

    Too realistic to be funny. Some are easy to identify, wearing t-shirts that proclaim them to be morons. I expect, someday, to see one with a shirt, “Gravity is a HOAX”… Only it won’t be ironic, the wearer will be serious.

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    He who gets his news from social media will never need drugs to alter reality.

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    1953Baby  over 3 years ago

    Gawd, even the title is SO appropriate. . .have we seen this “family” before????. . . reminds me for some reason of Beetlejuice.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Thanks to that vaccine, my car keys stick to my skin, and I never lose them.

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    cdward  over 3 years ago

    No! Don’t feed the trolls!

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    From Joe Biden: Our southern border is the most secure that it has ever been. China and the Wuhan Lab had nothing to do with the Coronavirus. My son never had any laptops. The departure from Afghanistan is Trump’s fault – we have been able to help thousands of people escape. God bless our troops. Oh … and … let me check my notes … I’m not having any … cogni … ment … c’mon man … memory … issues.

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    kartis  over 3 years ago

    Oh, if they just consumed and didn’t re-broadcast…It would be fine to keep their trough full if it kept the trolls busy.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Funny how over the years, 24 hours news has turned to reporters reporting on the nefarious stories of other reporters. The only people we can trust now are comedians. Where is the George Carlin report? All the news you can’t really say on TV.

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    Alverant  over 3 years ago

    Ironic that Q-anon claimed it’s about preventing child abuse and hasn’t found any while deliberately ignoring people like Gatz and organizations like the Roman Catholic Church.

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    johndifool  over 3 years ago

    And here I thought that tube would lead to under the beds of other kids (with sufficient suction force of course).

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    preacherman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    What bothers me is that so many people like this.

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    Burgundy2  over 3 years ago

    Yay! I love seeing the Gravesytes!

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    mourdac Premium Member over 3 years ago

    This makes about as much sense as what’s really happening.

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    rorie  over 3 years ago

    Wiley, you’ve done it again!!

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    ArtClogg1  over 3 years ago

    Cannibal? I thought Covid vaccinations made you magnetic.

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    koolodge  over 3 years ago

    Over abundance of stupid posts from dumb people!

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    gpantzer  over 3 years ago

    I remember seeing previous strips of this family but was it always spelled GraEVsytes (as it looks to me today) or GraVEsytes? I did not take the time to look back at other episodes of this family.

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    Lou  over 3 years ago

    That character looks like one from Saladfingers

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    What’s Danae doing under that bed???

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    mindjob  over 3 years ago

    Dementia Joe is not owned by China

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    christelisbetty  over 3 years ago

    The universe MUST be expanding. How else could it contain the amount of idiocy the human race creates.

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    jimboklein  over 3 years ago

    The earth cannot possibly be flat. If it were, my cat would have pushed everything off the edge by now.

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    Plods with ...™  over 3 years ago

    Would be phunnie if it weren’t true

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The moon landing was faked. NASA wanted the to look good so they hired Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick was such a stickler for reality that he took the whole crew to location on the moon to film the fake landings. On the moon.

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    No, no. It’s covid vaccinations will turn you into a “cannon ball”. Get your crazy memes right. :) :(

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    JosephShriver  over 3 years ago

    The COVID vaccine can make you sick

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    andrewbaggins  over 3 years ago

    Sydney Powell was sanctioned by a judge. She will release the Kraken any moment now ….

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    Iseau  over 3 years ago

    I concluded from this cartoon that all leftists are wrong.

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    bepapa  over 3 years ago

    Brain dead… Aptly named. Bet that’s not the first time you’ve heard that?

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    willie_mctell  over 3 years ago

    I’m fully vaccinated. I have been a cannibal since I started on solid food in 1947.

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    thedogesl Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The “Mar-a-flow” feed tube might be getting clogged; maybe time for a bigger pipe.

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    JenSolo02  over 3 years ago

    Thanks! I’ve been in a deep funk, haven’t even read comics for a few weeks; glad I came back to this!

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    bakana  over 3 years ago

    The First Rule of the Internet was “Never Feed the Energy Creatures”. (AKA Trolls)

    Unfortunately, too many people take Rules as a Challenge instead of a good idea.

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    bakana  over 3 years ago

    Like the Pipe from Mar-A-Flow feeding into Section Q.

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    Arsby Premium Member over 3 years ago

    You guys are all wrong about why people take Ivermectin. They’re going for herd immunity!

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    Mario500  over 3 years ago

    “BREAKING NEWS…COVID VACCINATIONS WILL TURN YOU INTO A CANNIBAL!”

    (gets reminded of what I had believed to had been a certain definition for a certain Century Dictionary)

    “covid

    from The Century Dictionary.

    noun A variable measure of length in use in India and neighboring countries. The covids of Batavia, Madras, Bombay, and Calcutta are stated at from 18 to 18.6 inches; those of Mocha and Sumatra at from 15 to 16 inches. The covid of China is the chin, equal to 14.1 inches."*

    (*part of the World Wide Web from which these details were found: https://www.wordnik.com/words/covid)

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    198.23.5.11  over 3 years ago

    Donald Trump’s inauguration as President was faked.He was really a realistic 3_D hologramprojected from Russia by Vladimir Putin;the true leader.

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    devildog64  about 3 years ago

    Why not just feed them FOX News where all the lies of the day are summed up in just 3 hours each evening?

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    cwg  about 3 years ago

    Well now we know where all the Democrats live.

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    aussie399 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Many a true word said in jest. Except in the grotty sewer called (anti)social media where many a word is said in vicious, degrading, demeaning slander

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