Too realistic to be funny. Some are easy to identify, wearing t-shirts that proclaim them to be morons. I expect, someday, to see one with a shirt, “Gravity is a HOAX”… Only it won’t be ironic, the wearer will be serious.
From Joe Biden: Our southern border is the most secure that it has ever been. China and the Wuhan Lab had nothing to do with the Coronavirus. My son never had any laptops. The departure from Afghanistan is Trump’s fault – we have been able to help thousands of people escape. God bless our troops. Oh … and … let me check my notes … I’m not having any … cogni … ment … c’mon man … memory … issues.
Funny how over the years, 24 hours news has turned to reporters reporting on the nefarious stories of other reporters. The only people we can trust now are comedians. Where is the George Carlin report? All the news you can’t really say on TV.
Ironic that Q-anon claimed it’s about preventing child abuse and hasn’t found any while deliberately ignoring people like Gatz and organizations like the Roman Catholic Church.
I remember seeing previous strips of this family but was it always spelled GraEVsytes (as it looks to me today) or GraVEsytes? I did not take the time to look back at other episodes of this family.
The moon landing was faked. NASA wanted the to look good so they hired Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick was such a stickler for reality that he took the whole crew to location on the moon to film the fake landings. On the moon.
“BREAKING NEWS…COVID VACCINATIONS WILL TURN YOU INTO A CANNIBAL!”
(gets reminded of what I had believed to had been a certain definition for a certain Century Dictionary)
“covid
from The Century Dictionary.
noun A variable measure of length in use in India and neighboring countries. The covids of Batavia, Madras, Bombay, and Calcutta are stated at from 18 to 18.6 inches; those of Mocha and Sumatra at from 15 to 16 inches. The covid of China is the chin, equal to 14.1 inches."*
(*part of the World Wide Web from which these details were found: https://www.wordnik.com/words/covid)
eastern.woods.metal over 3 years ago
Wiley, I love the Mar-a-flow
Kveldulf over 3 years ago
No, Covid vaccinations will not turn you into a cannibal. Not you.
Heh, heh, heh.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 3 years ago
Well, her dad’s a lawyer so he should know all the right stuff to feed them.
salakfarm Premium Member over 3 years ago
Wiley nails it again.
Aussie Down Under over 3 years ago
Like the name of the “mis” information pipe :)
braindead Premium Member over 3 years ago
First out: Trump is 6’ 3" and not obese.
And is also The Best Negotiator In Human History.
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I also heard George Soros has gotten microchips put into the ivermectin.
KenseidenXL over 3 years ago
Troll21, courtesy of The Internet Research Labs, Inc., a wholly-owned subsidiary of Megacorp, Inc.
Cornelius Noodleman over 3 years ago
Covid was created by Martians!
Orcatime over 3 years ago
“To everything there is a purpose.”
fred.grenouille over 3 years ago
She’s not going to get to sleep that way!
admiree2 over 3 years ago
Really good, Wiley. One of your best.
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 3 years ago
Bingo!
The J&J vaccine works better than Viagra.
Masterskrain over 3 years ago
WILEY, YOU STAR!!! THIS IS GENIUS!!!
LawrenceS over 3 years ago
Too realistic to be funny. Some are easy to identify, wearing t-shirts that proclaim them to be morons. I expect, someday, to see one with a shirt, “Gravity is a HOAX”… Only it won’t be ironic, the wearer will be serious.
dflak over 3 years ago
He who gets his news from social media will never need drugs to alter reality.
1953Baby over 3 years ago
Gawd, even the title is SO appropriate. . .have we seen this “family” before????. . . reminds me for some reason of Beetlejuice.
Ignatz Premium Member over 3 years ago
Thanks to that vaccine, my car keys stick to my skin, and I never lose them.
cdward over 3 years ago
No! Don’t feed the trolls!
Doug K over 3 years ago
From Joe Biden: Our southern border is the most secure that it has ever been. China and the Wuhan Lab had nothing to do with the Coronavirus. My son never had any laptops. The departure from Afghanistan is Trump’s fault – we have been able to help thousands of people escape. God bless our troops. Oh … and … let me check my notes … I’m not having any … cogni … ment … c’mon man … memory … issues.
kartis over 3 years ago
Oh, if they just consumed and didn’t re-broadcast…It would be fine to keep their trough full if it kept the trolls busy.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Funny how over the years, 24 hours news has turned to reporters reporting on the nefarious stories of other reporters. The only people we can trust now are comedians. Where is the George Carlin report? All the news you can’t really say on TV.
Alverant over 3 years ago
Ironic that Q-anon claimed it’s about preventing child abuse and hasn’t found any while deliberately ignoring people like Gatz and organizations like the Roman Catholic Church.
johndifool over 3 years ago
And here I thought that tube would lead to under the beds of other kids (with sufficient suction force of course).
preacherman Premium Member over 3 years ago
What bothers me is that so many people like this.
Burgundy2 over 3 years ago
Yay! I love seeing the Gravesytes!
mourdac Premium Member over 3 years ago
This makes about as much sense as what’s really happening.
rorie over 3 years ago
Wiley, you’ve done it again!!
ArtClogg1 over 3 years ago
Cannibal? I thought Covid vaccinations made you magnetic.
koolodge over 3 years ago
Over abundance of stupid posts from dumb people!
gpantzer over 3 years ago
I remember seeing previous strips of this family but was it always spelled GraEVsytes (as it looks to me today) or GraVEsytes? I did not take the time to look back at other episodes of this family.
Lou over 3 years ago
That character looks like one from Saladfingers
paranormal over 3 years ago
What’s Danae doing under that bed???
mindjob over 3 years ago
Dementia Joe is not owned by China
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
The universe MUST be expanding. How else could it contain the amount of idiocy the human race creates.
jimboklein over 3 years ago
The earth cannot possibly be flat. If it were, my cat would have pushed everything off the edge by now.
Plods with ...™ over 3 years ago
Would be phunnie if it weren’t true
Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
The moon landing was faked. NASA wanted the to look good so they hired Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick was such a stickler for reality that he took the whole crew to location on the moon to film the fake landings. On the moon.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
No, no. It’s covid vaccinations will turn you into a “cannon ball”. Get your crazy memes right. :) :(
JosephShriver over 3 years ago
The COVID vaccine can make you sick
andrewbaggins over 3 years ago
Sydney Powell was sanctioned by a judge. She will release the Kraken any moment now ….
Iseau over 3 years ago
I concluded from this cartoon that all leftists are wrong.
bepapa over 3 years ago
Brain dead… Aptly named. Bet that’s not the first time you’ve heard that?
willie_mctell over 3 years ago
I’m fully vaccinated. I have been a cannibal since I started on solid food in 1947.
thedogesl Premium Member over 3 years ago
The “Mar-a-flow” feed tube might be getting clogged; maybe time for a bigger pipe.
JenSolo02 over 3 years ago
Thanks! I’ve been in a deep funk, haven’t even read comics for a few weeks; glad I came back to this!
bakana over 3 years ago
The First Rule of the Internet was “Never Feed the Energy Creatures”. (AKA Trolls)
Unfortunately, too many people take Rules as a Challenge instead of a good idea.
bakana over 3 years ago
Like the Pipe from Mar-A-Flow feeding into Section Q.
Arsby Premium Member over 3 years ago
You guys are all wrong about why people take Ivermectin. They’re going for herd immunity!
Mario500 over 3 years ago
“BREAKING NEWS…COVID VACCINATIONS WILL TURN YOU INTO A CANNIBAL!”
(gets reminded of what I had believed to had been a certain definition for a certain Century Dictionary)
“covid
from The Century Dictionary.
noun A variable measure of length in use in India and neighboring countries. The covids of Batavia, Madras, Bombay, and Calcutta are stated at from 18 to 18.6 inches; those of Mocha and Sumatra at from 15 to 16 inches. The covid of China is the chin, equal to 14.1 inches."*
(*part of the World Wide Web from which these details were found: https://www.wordnik.com/words/covid)
198.23.5.11 over 3 years ago
Donald Trump’s inauguration as President was faked.He was really a realistic 3_D hologramprojected from Russia by Vladimir Putin;the true leader.
devildog64 about 3 years ago
Why not just feed them FOX News where all the lies of the day are summed up in just 3 hours each evening?
cwg about 3 years ago
Well now we know where all the Democrats live.
aussie399 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Many a true word said in jest. Except in the grotty sewer called (anti)social media where many a word is said in vicious, degrading, demeaning slander