Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 04, 2021

I’ll post a comment about this tomorrow.

How well would a PROstitute do with this worksheet?

I’m PRO at PROstate.

I like PROtein.

Pig is an expert!

How PROductive can one be?

If you work on central air conditioning, that means you’re productive.

If you get lost, you’re promissing.

If you’re taking an exam on insects, you’re protestant.

I work to eat my PRObiotics, hope that my family will avoid PRObate and PRObably am making a PROduction of PROmoting this otherwise PROmising joke.

PRObably will see this concept PROperly driven into the ground…

What if you procrastinate at procrastinating?

I’m making this comment PRO Bono !

Does Stephan realise that, in England, a Pro is also the shortened form of Prostitute and is commonly used to describe them.

Quite PROfound, I would think.

Rat is a Prevaricator !

PRO – Permanently Retarded Object

Oh, like Pig would know the word procrastinate!

I hope Stephan PROfits from this silliness.

I’m a PROduct of goverment skooling.

Pig could be PROsciutto.

I like to practice PROcreating.

That’s me.

Oh, BAD Pig!

Good thing this wasn’t employment-related—though somehow I think anyplace that might potentially hire you might still find out.

I am Pro Choice

Maybe Pig should do a PROject

PROcrastination is the Mother of Invention

You don’t sound too PROmising, Pig.

I PROofrede. Sumtimez.

You got no PROblem in PROmptly PROclaiming your PROpensity for PROcrastination, do you, Pig?

So is someone who gets things done on time an anticrastinator?

If pro is the opposite of con, not the opposite of progress…..

There really IS a place for everybody : )

Watch out for the duck and cat duo. Pro ducers with weapons

PROfessional is a slow learning process for me.

Poor PIG! At least he knows his weaknesses. LOL

PROfound!

And whenever doing any hanky panky make sure you always have PROtection

That’s gonna PROcure a rejection immediately.

These puns are so imPROper. (OK, that was a stretch.)

As long as you don’t PROcreate.

Said the prognosticator of proclivities…

Proverbial so.

Good for you Pig! I’ve taken my PROcrastination skills all the way into a form of art.

I knew a proletariat, from Providence, once.

Top 10 Reasons to Procrastinate:

1.

And if PRO is the opposite of CON, the #1 opposite of PROgress must be CON gress!

Me: I got to put up my videogames, sit down, and write this paper. 2 hours later: DIE, Bowser! You will feel the wrath of Little Mac!!!!!!!!!

I see the title of a new business book: “How to PROcrastinate your way to PROfit!”

You and me both, kid

Profanity is good enough for me.

Well, I do sometimes PROvoke people. But I suspect I am not nearly as PROvocative as I imagine myself to be.

A real professional tells the truth, follows the book and their ‘career’ be damned.

GSU, Class of 73. BBA with a major in Procrastination and a minor in draft evasion.

little piggy, you are good at many things they don’t give you credit for.

Playing to your strengths, I guess?

Pig has a PROpensity for that kind of thing….

in that case, pig should’ve walked away & answered later.

Left out PROlific

Great to see another pro-crastanator!

I procrastinate too

Guess what the word “prostitute” starts with.