Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 10, 2021

That head of cabbage put up hell of a fight.

Coleslaw? Puah!

The slain slaw slasher strikes, again… Read the shocking, slanderous story!!!!!!

Even the Mayo Clinic couldn’t save it.

The cabbage was beheaded.

Neighbor Bob is still there? Does he have croc eyes for Larry wife? If he keeps providing her with Colonel Sanders, he may have a chance.

Me totally destroy potato. Now it looks like mashed potatoes with brown blood on top.

Imagine what they do with the rolls.

He killed Kentucky Fried Chicken.

I bet Larry killed that slaw in a cole mine.

— Our local paper, some years ago, ran a front page article about a problem in a coal mine, and honest to pete, the head line mentioned a “Cole Mine”.

Son of a biscuit!

Oh when will this senseless slawter end?

Crocs, welcome back!

Poor Larry wife. Dat one guy is chicken, an dat other one is nuts.

I don’t think it’s the KFC you should be worried about just now, Larry…

First: Larry’s “killed” “prey” for food = hunter.

Now: Larry = “skilled” prey-for-food hunter.

Anyone can slay a slaw, what say?

CROCS!!!!! Good one!!

Always nice to have the Crocs Drop in ! Bob you may bring a bucket of chicken to my house ;-)

It’s been a while since we’ve seen the crocs

It’s funny. In my family, we always say that we’re “hunting and foraging” when we go shopping for food.

Will he “bag a biscuit” next?!

Are Bob and Larry identical twins?

in the background you can hear the fries’ death throes…

Cole slaw should never have been allowed to live in the first place.

Is this really a Pearls strip if there are no political comments? lol

So he slew the slaw?

Great to see these crocs again. I was getting tired of Rat’s complaining.

Heck, I’m the same way. Me killed a tuna just yesterday. Canned it right away.

I killed a six pack last night…same thing?

I like KFC’s cole slaw. I found a recipe for the dressing and it’s very good.

I thought Larry’s wife was smarter than him

Looks like kfc bucket.

Thank god he didn’t Keel me……LOL I’m too fast for Bob!

Coleslaw anyone?

Bob is very skilled at hunting for fast food.

It’s too bad that the yellow/green gravy became extinct. It tasted much better on the mashed potatoes than the brown salt water that has taken its place.

I think it was Mark Twain who observed that a cauliflower was just a cabbage with a college education.

The Crocs, Guard Duck and Snuffles need a spin off comic!

nothing better than freshly killed cole slaw

How about you kill me some chocolate chip cookies.

Lots of things died for that coleslaw, like cabbage and carrots.

The Hash-Slinging Slasher!

Who this Bob? Larry’s eevil twin?

Between the hair and the dimwit husband, she reminds me of Marge from the Simpsons.

I’d take it no matter how he gets it!

And I’m betting those potatoes will rue the day they crossed paths with Bob.

What do chickens think alligators taste like?

And what is this “Nashville Hot Chicken” thing?

The red and white striped containers are a nice touch!

Love the Crocs! Need them more often….

I just realized… Larry said “kill” and not “keel”, like he usually does.

Hooray! Larry and Bob are back! Hum, I wonder what Larry’s wife’s name is? Earl must be over at Zeeba’s house.

Those Slaws are very resourceful!

What can I say? I love The Crocs.

Larry rules, always :)

Killing yourself on making a good slaw, one to please all, is far more laborious than tracking down the roast beast to serve with it.

I love the Crocs too! It would be great to see them more much more!

ok so all the crocs are dumb. got it. >D

YEA!!! Larry is back.

When did Patty become this dumb? I know in one of the treasuries there’s a strip with Larry bringing home a KFC bucket like Bob brought here and claiming he killed a chicken. Then Patty telling him buying KFC doesn’t count as hunting. Guess she’s been married to Larry too long.

LOL

All he did was take cabbage to the gym so it could get shredded.

Killing the potatoes was easy. The gravy boat was more of a challenge.

The crocs are still around. Yay?

A liile competitive there, are we, boys?

What surprises me is the gullibility of Larry wife. She believe Bob Croc “Skillful Hunter”! —Well, he did find the local KFC….

Love those crocs…

Larry’s wife is nearly as stupid as he is.

Uh oh. Is Larry’s wife liking on Bob?