Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 20, 2021

Or you could go to the bar and order their temporary Alzheimer’s cocktail.

It’s just theater. Which makes me sad…

Eternal Sunshine of the Plausible Deniability Mind

Orange hair tinting optional

I do not recall.

To make them forget what they know, or to forget what a subpoena means?

Do you believe that when someone invokes the fifth they’re making a full confession?

Reminds me of Sherman Adams in Eisenhower’s administration.

Didn’t realize they needed help forgetting.

If only the American people could forget if just for the holidays, the GOP crimes against America. Trump will ruin another Christmas again, some how, you just wait and see; Skullduggery is the right-wing specialty excepting for a few sentences now being handed down by astute judges as a special gift for the the good old U.S.of A.

It’s amazing how people who constantly stated, “I have no recollection of that, Senator,” can make millions selling their memoires.

Or, “How to make Jan. 6 last four years.”

Why do they even have those things

I don’t remember, I don’t recall/ I got no memory of anything at all/ I don’t remember, I don’t recall/ I got no memory of anything, anything at all

(Phil Collins, I Don’t Remember)

Oldie but still on the mark

BREAKING NEWS! GOVERNMENT FINDS GOVERNMENT “NOT GUILTY” ON ALL COUNTS!

Ha! If it’s not in writing, I didn’t say it.

Reagan taught the elephants that trick and they’ve never forgotten

We Can Remember It for You Wholesale

I’ll take the Fifth! … After that, I’ll be too drunk to remember anything!

So much easier (although it caught up to him) when the president could erase 18-1/2 minutes of tape to stonewall an investigation.

“I was out of the loop.”

“What they can’t hear they can’t use as evidence.” —Mumbles Bailey, character, “The Jack Benny Program”

Joe Biden approves this… this… this… ummmm… it’ll come to me. Ummmm…. what? Never mind. My handlers told me I’m not allowed to talk about that. Thanks, Barak.

Have they also done General Memory Scrambling procedures?

Is that how the Big Guy might actually not remember?

Just take the fifth and move on

It works on a mass scale too

Sounds so true.

Evidently, or anymore folks just plead the fifth.

Looking forward to the day that the Fat Orange Clown is on the stand and starts talking about how he is the smartest president ever who has accomplished more than any other president in U.S. history. He may get more laughs than he got at the UN especially if he mentions bright light insertions, bleach cocktails and a sprinkling of cofefees.

Of course the sane minds in Congress have to get this done soon. The GOPQ only has to get a few more pieces in place before they steal elections en masse without any resistance.

The idiots posted their rioting all over social media with photos of them breaking in. That is enough proof. Morons!

“Who are you again, senator? If I could only remember the alphabet I could just read your name card!”

I looked in that eye … what was this about?

On the advice of counsel I am invoking my fifth amendment right…

Are we supposed to believe by this that when the politicians say they can’t remember they want to be telling the truth? I know comics are frequently implausible but come on!

That hypnotist could make a fortune if he/she has a hidden recorder.

@CORNELIUS, Yeah! that worked pretty good for Saint Ronnie! That old bastard that started to tax our pensions money

Lots of politicians in Australia would like that to occur among our voters, too.

It’s absolutely Amazing how many Politicians are 100% Unqualified for any job anyone can think of.

So Stupid all their underwear has the instructions: “Brown in Back, Yellow in Front”.