Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 10, 2022

They will probably give it to him intravenously.

I’m sure they will fix you right up, Pig. Double Mayo, 3 meals a day.

I don’t live in the same state as the Mayo Clinic, but I get emails from a newspaper there. A headline said “Mayo model foresees omicron peak” and I was wondering why anyone cared what a “Mayonnaise fashion model” thought.

Sounds like Pig’s been going through Hell, man.

Easy Rat. It takes Pig a bit to ketchup. He still relish the old days when all you had to do to clean out your digestive system was that you mustard regularly.

Hah, silly Pig! Everyone knows it’s just a small county health facility in Ireland.

As Captain Oveur said, give me Ham on five and hold the Mayo!

Hellman, don’t condiment him for wanting the Best Foods available…maybe he will experience a Miracle (Whip)

I’d rather eat tartar sauce.

Mayo nice, eh, Pig?

In my neck of the woods (BC), we have a legendary restaurant chain called “White Spot.” Indeed, they call their basic burger “Legendary.” But one of the main things they’re famous for is their signature in-house mayonnaise. Secret recipe, and I can never get enough.

If you’ve been eating any mayonnaise, you’ve been eating too much.

Pig likes to put mayo on his ham sandwiches.

‘Pig, Mayo clinics are non profit organisation….’ ‘…and that means my Mayonnaise will be FREE! Hooray!’ ‘You know, let him find out for himself.’

Pig, I’m worried for you. Mayo deficiency is a life-threatening and soul-destroying condition… :D

I haven’t interacted with many pigs, but I had a friend who had pet rats, and the rats would love licking mayonnaise off my fingers.

Not eating enough mayo? He needs to ketchup and do so with relish.

pig asked if mayo would help him live longer and they told him, fat chance…

BLT with Mayo sounds good to me ! Thanks for the Lunch idea Pig :-)

Ignorance is bliss …. until it isn’t.

It’s clever how the " tea bag tag " is moved in the lsat panel .

I’m reminded of Louis Gossett Jr. berating Richard Gere and later kicking him hard between the uprights.

I ain’t eating no mayonnaise.

Actually, if you eat too much mayonnaise, you’ll get sick and end up at the Mayo Clinic.

“Get me Ham on five, hold the Mayo.”

Not eating enough mayo is better than the alternative! Crispy Bacon-Letuce-& Tomato sandwhich could be detrimental…..

It’s about two months early for this comic. It should come out the day after Star Wars Day.

Zucker Abrams Zucker, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

No. The white phone.

Mayo on a ham and cheese sandwich. Yummy……

LOL! You could pretty much see it coming but this one had me burst out laughing anyway today.

You should tell him, Rat. He understands you better than me.

Judging from some past strips, Pig would be more likely to find his people at a Cheese Clinic.

It’s ok Pig…someday, you will be served with mayo! Might as well have fun while you can…

Having spent many many weeks there with my BFF, they’re not big fans of mayonnaise

Move to Europe, Pig! Go to a country that uses mayo instead of ketchup on french fries…….

NO MAYO FOR YOU!

Did Wilbur Weston die and get reincarnated as Pig? O<[|;o)

Go to Dukes Hospital. They specialize in mayo. (For non-Southerners, Dukes is a brand of mayo, and Duke Hospital in Durham, NC, is a famous hospital. And, yes, it is connected literally and figuratively to Duke University.)

Ohhh the glory that is downtown Rochester! February isn’t the best time to visit, Pig….

Better be careful, Pig. Mayo on a ham sandwich is pretty good.

Where do I find the Buffalo wings clinic?

As a kid I liked mayo sandwiches. Very easy to make, all it was was a slice of bread (or two, depnded on if you folded the bread over or not), mayo, and a little salt for seasoning. Grew out of them as I got older.

Some foods are just an excuse to eat more mayonnaise, the more the better!

Just a stupid funny toon!

Why does goat always drink tea with a tea bag in it? You are supposed to toss the tea bag and then drink the tea.

If anyone plays Kingdom of Loathing there is an entire piece of that game involving mayonnaise.

Oh no! Tell me Pig has not been eating Miracle Whip! Ree Drummond say it is from Lucifer.

Relax, Pig. No mayonnaise is more than enough mayonnaise!

Pig & his people should all move into a condimentium together.

See what I said about yesterday’s strip.

Is there a Dijon Mustard Clinic….?

Somebody aught to warn them he’s coming.