Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 14, 2022

They still have paper ??

The arrivals gate at Dulles airport the day before Congress goes into session

The ones that will fall for that won’t be very intelligent

I don’t care if I qualify or not, I just want the ride.

Grimm was on the flight?

There might be flights where that could work. Maybe they made the mistake of trying it at the Dallas airport.

I can’t read what’s on the sign of the guy dressed in pink.

There is none on this planet. That is for certain.

Wrong planet.

Ann Telnaes is the cartoonist for The Washington Post. Wiley must be a fan. She IS great.

Gonna be waiting a looonnnggg time….

They’ll have a long wait

You never meet the people you WANT to meet, because they’re too polite to intrude on you.

That flight is permanently delayed.

We’ve kind of done this – left messages (on spacecraft we’ve sent out) in search of intelligent life. We’ve also sent out radio signals in hopes of getting a reply/response.

Wiley, I could not have said it any better, true , true words!

Certainly none at the Airport, as any seasoned traveller will tell you.

But they all score higher than average because there isn’t one of them holding a cell phone.

Intelligence is relative. Common sense; however, is in short supply.

We have plenty of intelligence, it is wisdom that is in short supply.

“We had all better hope,that there’s intelligent life in space,because there’s bugger all,down here on Earth” – Monty Python

Love the names on the signs.

Not a bad idea. If you are shopping for people, the airport is a pretty good place browse. Intelligent life is a bit optimistic though.

Sigh! There’s PLENTY of intelligent life down here: they just get drowned out by the bellowing of the ignorant.

Look for dolphins. You’ll have better luck.

Love Actually Is All Around

Depends on what kind of intelligence you are talking about.

Dunno about gate B-3, but Gate B-6 is the vitamin gate.

It must be the arrival gate at Orlando.

Good luck with that

Good luck, guys. Intelligent people on this planet are few and far between…

What, Mike and Anne can’t share a ride?

Isn’t it ironic that all the telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth?

You can’t meet people at the gate . . . .

Ann Telnaes? The political cartoonist who works at The Washington Post?

Your probe awaits, sir.

Certainly hard to find.

Ann Telnaes allusion.

None found.

Try another state.Texas doesn’t have any.

Nice shout out to two political cartoonists Mr. Miller likes – Mike Peterson and Ann Telnaes.

Not in this country or planet!

None of the people seem to notice that those are ALIENS.

Nice shout out to the WaPo editorial cartoonist.

They are going to be waiting a very, very, very long time.

Whatever happened to little green men?

LOL …………. great one, Wiley!!

Intelligent is too general and not enough information.

Don’t try the comment section either. DOH!

“There is none [no intelligent life] on this planet. That is for certain.”

I don’t think you can be sure that that’s true, since if there is, it’s probably smart enough to not let you know.

I like the nod to Ann Telnaes.

I’m one of the people hoping she will bring Mo back from her trip.

Like any Leftist idea, incompatible with reality.

“Beam me up, Scotty. There’s no intelligent li—wait a minute, I just discovered Mensa.”

Nope; better go back to the fool-proof method of abduction.