Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 27, 2022

Hey, at least he used the right too.

I know a funny sentence for fascinate.

I know some girls who really scintillate; sometimes ’til nine!

They hired Doc Toe Rate as one of the judges on the “World’s Prettiest Toes” contest.

I thought if the crocs showed up again there would be a better welcome for them. I missed them. Yeah crocs!

Where was he when I was in school?

I have an Artistic License posted on my wall by the authority of the Society of Highest Artistic Mastery (S.H.A.M.) signed by Dick Tayshun, Art Studio and Penny Wise..

Wow, and I thought me did words goodly.

“Some people have a way with words, and other people , , , , um . . . . uh . . . . not have way.” -Steve Martin

Wish I could get a job as a PBS croc! I’d only have to work about 3-4 times per year.

I was expecting something like the father answering “I doctorate too many doctors today.”

Did you hear about the woman who backed into an airplane propeller? Disaster!

YAY!!! CROCS!!! YAY!!! Welcome back Larry and Junior! Long time, no see!!!

I miss the Crocs, Guard Duck, Fluffy Kitty, and the Pup. On the other hand, Wiseass on the Hill gets way too much exposure.

Croc Power !

“I want my bathtub filled with milk.” Pasteurized? “No, just to my shoulders.”

Makes sense to me!!!

I thought Larry’s son was a college student

Yes, that is Stephen’s SuperPower

Says the croc speaking like the Hulk.

I always thought that paradox was two physicians.

You got much specialness Larry.

What’s the little arrow for?

Larry knows words; he has the best words……….

(Sorry – I shouldn’t insult Larry with that comparison.)

His spelling is surprisingly decent.

Think that Zebra is quite safe. Well at least until Junior grows up.

“This is learning to spell with Darnell. I be Darnell Jackson, and todaywe gonna spell the word _____. Spell it with me now, _____. Now, let’s use it in a sentence:

Catacomb: “I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight last year and sat next to Don King, now someone oughta get that catacomb.”

Mister: “My girlfriend went on vacation and I really mister.”

Undermine: “There’s a fine looking b!tch living in the apartment right undermine.”

Cadaver: “I told my buddy Tyrone that I liked his sister and wanted to see her, and he said I cadaver.”

Paramour: “I was playing cards with my buddy Antoine the other night and said what you got?. He said, ‘I got an Ace high and you’re going to needa paramour to beat me.’”

Polyp: “On my way home from the Bulls game the other night, I was involved in a five car polyp on I-88.”

Urinal: “After the police broke down my front door last night, they said, ‘Darnell urinal lot of trouble.’”

Assert: “On the way home from work, I always take assert so my old lady don’t smell liquor on my breath.”

Cantilever: “My old lady just b!tch, b!tch but no matter how hard I try, I just cantilever.”

Acoustic: “On my ninth birthday, my uncle rufus bought me acoustic and then took me to the pool hall.”

“Good wordisms is my specialness” puts him is a league with Bucky Katt. A face-to-face debate would be great fun.

EXCELLENT CROC STRIP !!!! Love it!!! WHY do we wait months to see them?

Yeah, it’s no wonder why Larry never succeeds in trying to catch Zebra, he’s never learned how to properly hunt let alone understand these types of words properly.

Love the crocs

Croc is full of it….doctorate, that is….

MT Green’s, speechwriters.

CROCS!!!!

Likely a graduate of Sturtevant, Wisconsin: University of Lawsonomy.

Crocs!

Larry is always good for laugh, he’s cool :)

The crocs should be making sentences using the word Zebra. “A Z bra is the largest size that you can buy.”

The beer drinkin’ crocs return!!

Larry’s son should sue “hid fadder” for custody of himself so he can live BY himself!

I was very short when I was young, but I gruesome…

Dorothy Parker was once challenged to use the word horticulture in a sentence, “You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think.”

It’s been much too long since the son has been in the daily strip

The doctor ate and got a doctor ache.

I know one about “suxinate”, which is a form of chemical compound. But I would never be able to get it past the censors.

Larry might be a redneck.

Who doesn’t love the crocs?

Larry should write lame grade school notebooks.

Dat Larry – he a ignint foo’, ain’t he? :-)

Larry Croc is a whiz at wordism!

Junior, pay no attention to your father!

We need more of the alligators. They are the best part of the strip. When they interact with the rest of the cast, it’s like the Three Stooges or Laurel and Hardy.

Been learning from Skyler, I bet.

my niece was doing her vocab list. Alienate. My BIL: in the dark no one could see what the alien ate. I still laugh 46 years later.

Love crocs.

In the immortal words of Micky Dolenz and Davy Jones:

I was in Africa playing cards with the natives.

Zulus?

No, I usually won.

The crocs haven’t been featured enough as of late.

Use the word “Ascot” in a sentence.

I tried to jump over a barbed wire fence and got my……

I’m going to place a date on myself, but he’s mimicking Norm Crosby!

Just say doctorate your homework