Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 18, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  about 2 years ago

    An optimist is someone smart enough not to spend his time with Rat.

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    BasilBruce  about 2 years ago

    An optimist tests you to see if you need glasses.

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    ronaldspence  about 2 years ago

    those who are overly optimistic maybe haven’t fully grasped the situation…

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    Robin Harwood  about 2 years ago

    Pessimism is win -win. If things go right (they hardly ever do) you get a pleasant surprise. If things go wrong, you can smugly say “Told you so”.

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    fretlessman71  about 2 years ago

    An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds…. A pessimist fears this is true.

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    pearlsbs  about 2 years ago

    A pessimist will say, “Man things can’t get any worse!”

    An optimist will reply, “Yes they can!”

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    henshaven Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Rat has become quite the philosopher.

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    Erse IS better  about 2 years ago

    The difference is the response to something bad happening:

    Optimist: “WTF, darn it!”

    Pessimist: “Toldya so!”

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    B UTTONS  about 2 years ago

    … and a politician is banking on an optimist will vote for them, and a pessimist will not vote at all.

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    Gent  about 2 years ago

    Me realist. Me knows them optimists and pessimists is both looneys who turns blind eye to reality.

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    Sanspareil  about 2 years ago

    They both flounder in the mists of time.

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    johndifool  about 2 years ago

    Murphy was an optimist.

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    blunebottle  about 2 years ago

    Good one!

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    David Lieb Premium Member about 2 years ago

    The nice thing about being a pessimist is that all your surprises are happy ones!

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    iggyman  about 2 years ago

    Gas gauge halfway, optimist says half full, pessimist says half empty, !

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    MayCauseBurns  about 2 years ago

    A pessimist is an optimist who started paying attention.

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    Purple People Eater  about 2 years ago

    An optimist is the guy who examins your eyes. A pessimist is someone who studies insects.

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    MacGuyver  about 2 years ago

    My motto: An optimist can never be pleasantly surprised.

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    Steverino Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Optimists need to support each other. What, you’ve never heard of the Optimist Club?

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    [Traveler] Premium Member about 2 years ago

    So the optimist said, “smile, it could be worse.” So I smiled and, sure enough, it got worse.

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    bittenbyknittin  about 2 years ago

    Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

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    Ellis97  about 2 years ago

    An optimist would know better than to have anything to do with Rat.

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    mac04416  about 2 years ago

    An optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says the glass is half empty. As a process engineer, I say you have twice as much glass as you need.

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    Goat from PBS  about 2 years ago

    I like Pig’s response. I feel like it’s a roast.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    Oy vey! Who’s on first?

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    Doug K  about 2 years ago

    Rat: a Pessimistic Realist or a Fatalistic Pessimist.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I’m optimistic that however the midterms go next month we’re screwed either way

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    whelan_jj  about 2 years ago

    A pessimist believes the future will be miserable and therefore it is.

    An optimist believes the future will be good and therefore it is.

    Both are self fulfilling prophesies.

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    phlash  about 2 years ago

    A pessimist is an optimist with all the data

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    gigagrouch  about 2 years ago

    The optimist believes that this the Best of all Possible Worlds.

    The pessimist fears this is so.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member about 2 years ago

    An optimist is an eye doctor and a pessimist is a foot doctor!

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    Bookworm  about 2 years ago

    “The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.” – _Mark Twain’s Notebook (1902-1903).

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    Scott S  about 2 years ago

    https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1957/04/03?ct=v&cti=1336519

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 years ago

    A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel.

    An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel.

    A REALIST sees a freight train.

    The engineer sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks.

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    zeexenon  about 2 years ago

    Maybe we should let our politicians debate this and mutually decide.

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    raybarb44  about 2 years ago

    Things CAN change.

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    Grover St. Clair  about 2 years ago

    An optimist sees the glass as 1/2 full, a pessimist sees the glass as 1/2 empty, Excel sees the glass as 2-Jan.

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    The Fly Hunter  about 2 years ago

    Optimists generally enjoy life more and tend to be more healthy.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 2 years ago

    Point Pig.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Rat is right, you know.

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    Sisyphos  about 2 years ago

    Sorry, Pig, but Rat’s right (yet again!)….

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    BWR  about 2 years ago

    A pessimist is never disappointed.

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    DaBump Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Murphy’s Law? O’Toole’s Commentary: “Murphy was an optimist.”

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