Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 04, 2022

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    eastern.woods.metal  about 2 years ago

    love the lamp

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    sirbadger  about 2 years ago

    Bad time to use a common expression.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Love how it is the monsters who are whistling in the dark…

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    Wilde Bill  about 2 years ago

    If you’re sleeping with a horse, there are probably worse things than bedbugs in your bed. Just saying.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  about 2 years ago

    To ‘sleep tight’ is to sleep well and undisturbed.

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    mindjob  about 2 years ago

    I can name that tune in 5 notes

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    eastern.woods.metal  about 2 years ago

    I have six grandkids. I’m always temped to tell them the monsters under the bed will eat them if they get up in the middle of the night

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    Scorpio Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Have the monsters from Calvin and Hobbes finally made their way here?

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Nice to see that the girls don’t have to share a bedroom. (I expect Kate really appreciates it.)

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    HidariMak  about 2 years ago

    Good thing I’m not a parent. I’d tell them that the monster is why I chose my bedroom, and to kindly keep it out of there.

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    Doug K  about 2 years ago

    I think I remember using monster spray under the bed for a while when my daughter was young.

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    LawrenceS  about 2 years ago

    Boy, is that kid spoiled. Her daddy not only got her a pony but she gets to sleep with it. And a cel phone? I didn’t have a cel phone at that age… Of course, when I was that age the phone was firmly mounted on the wall and it had a cord.

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    sandpiper  about 2 years ago

    A familiar theme in another comic.

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    jimchronister2016  about 2 years ago

    Morning Wiley, great strip, love your to be continued strips!

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    david_42  about 2 years ago

    The monster under our bed was chewing on a (nyla)bone last night about 2 am. I forgot to give her her sleepy pill.

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    lee85736  about 2 years ago

    Knowing Danae, she will make an alliance with whatever is under the bed. Look out, Dad.

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    Amra Leo  about 2 years ago

    No problemo. The monsters under the bed are scared of me

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    Pickled Pete  about 2 years ago

    Still remember my mother telling me not to go down the basement stairs cuz there was a mean ogre down there. One day I worked up the courage to do it anyways. It was just before my thirtieth birthday.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Oh come on! Danae is the girl that most “monsters under the bed” are hiding from.

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    strick9  about 2 years ago

    You will scar they minds for life, eastern.woods.metal

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    goboboyd  about 2 years ago

    Under the bed and closet cams monitored on her phone?

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    mourdac Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Never worried about the monsters under the bed, it was the closet that they were in. If I went to sleep and the closet door was cracked even 1/2 an inch, I had to work up my courage to dash out of bed and slam it shut. I also had to be completely covered from neck to toes with sheets and blankets or they could grab me.

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    1953Baby  about 2 years ago

    If you’d kept the closet door shut, the monsters wouldn’t have been able to crawl under the bed, Danae. Always works for me . . .

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    paranormal  about 2 years ago

    Bedbugs are indeed a real thing. And they’re hard as heck to get rid of them. You can get them just by having someone who has them sit on a chair or sofa in your house.

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    thelordthygod666  about 2 years ago

    And why did the word for removing louse eggs from one’s body become a synonym for paying too much attention to unimportant detail? ….unless you really, really like lice

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    FassEddie  about 2 years ago

    Not bedbugs. DC lobbyists. Still in the vermin family.

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    NaturLvr  about 2 years ago

    Easy fix…bed on the floor, no space for monsters or grabby hands reaching out for your legs. ;-)

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    GiantShetlandPony  about 2 years ago

    Perhaps, the monsters are attracted to the dirty dishes on your hope chest at the end of your bed Danae?

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    kaffekup   about 2 years ago

    Time for one of my favorite jokes.

    Bad Dad: “I’m calling the Boogeyman and telling him not to come to our house tonight.”

    Under the bed, a cell phone starts to ring ..

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 2 years ago

    There was a comments some years (?) ago in Non Sequitur from Danae’s dad – “No, they all crawled out years ago and went into banking. Now go to sleep”. Don’t think Wiley had much time for bankers …

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 2 years ago

    They are really invisible, but you can sometimes hear them in a quiet moment…

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    lindz.coop Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Really Dad? That seemed a bit dumb.

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    chireef  about 2 years ago

    when i was a kid and i got up in the middle of the night i tended to have the feeling like something was grabbing my feet! couldn’t have been the monsters under the bed, probably just poor circulation and the blood moving to my lower extremities. there was that one time i woke up under the bed though …

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    Mario500  about 2 years ago

    “SERIOUSLY?!”

    (imagines a different version of this dialogue in this cartoon)

    REALLY?!

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    198.23.5.11  about 2 years ago

    The Monsters are afraid of Danae,or should be.

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    johnec  about 2 years ago

    I prefer the approach that Susan Sto Helit takes with monsters!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQCeBnZewpM

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    tcviii Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I like all the dirty dishes at the foot of the bed.

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