Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 26, 2023

The gaslighting reaches a new low

… or until he runs out of SPAM and green M&Ms.

Heck, pay the neighbor’s kid to mow it. Have an affair.

Listening to Commander Tucker will drive you insane & turn you into a Russian asset!

Shelter Skelter.

The final result of it all. Cutting themselves off from the real world. I’m in favour

Looks like a certain tv ‘news’ caster and his channel are being finally being ‘recognized’ for their contribution to the ‘purity’ of the media ‘flow.’

And they can each leave their toilet seats just how they want them.

‘Over’ means it’s your turn to talk. ‘Out’ means I’m turning off my radio. ‘Over and out’ means you will be talking to yourself. (Ex Marine Corps radio operator.)

It helps when you have an emotionally charged (prejudicial) group of all-day lollypops; like tRump had on Jan 6th.

Are those the “Boots” green M&Ms or the “Sneakers” green M&Ms ? It’s important information so Tucker will know whether to be outraged or not.

Shouldn’t that lock be on the inside? Unless, that guy’s wife put that lock on.

You know, so much more could be accomplished if we just locked Tucker and his cronies underground . . .

Looks like Biden has returned to his basement.

What a truly great idea. Hopefully many of the Alt-Reich follow this example.

Let me give the right wing, “patriotic” rebuttal. Fake news. Cancel Culture. Woke. Let’s go Brandon! Did I miss any keywords?

Feckin brilliant strip!

Heh heh — nice one!

“Ignore all the people shooting up schools and murdering children. The real threat is drag queens.”

“We’re going arrest librarians if they have books that aren’t approved by the State. But arresting a guy who smashed windows and broke into the United States Capitol is Big Government oppression.”

Comrade Word Salad says the price of electricity has gone down.

The Truth?!? You’re gonna tell him the actual Truth? Unbelievable & good luck, Lady. He & Tucker ain’t got no use for The Truth. Their custom made lies are far more agreeable & fun.

Wiley you convinced me. I will go back to believing anything Don Lemon tells me.

Q is a pig farmer in the Philippines.

I haven’t seen video of Mr. Carlson denying the stolen election myth, unlike many Fox hosts.

Maybe he believes his foul spew.

If only it were that easy.

Yes, Comrade Word Salad. Got it. The wheels on the bus do, indeed, go round and round. Especially she short bus you rode.

“READY FOR ANOTHER MARGARITA?”

(imagines a different version of this part of the dialogue of this cartoon)

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE ANOTHER MARGARITA?

Yes, please, I’ll have another margarita.

Permanent house arrest in a self-made, make-do asylum works for me — and is cheaper for taxpayers in countless ways.

heeeee

Funny but Wiley shouldn’t perpetuate the “over and out” nonsense.

fox has been right about more than cnn in the last 6 years or so.

Hahahaha! Thanks for the laugh.

There’s a sucker born every minute. And they all seem to watch a certain TV channel.

Many are headed to Idaho.. Look up the “American Redoubt”movement. God, Guns and lot’s of white people. Dilbert fans no doubt.

One horribly misguided moron successfully distracted and detained, 29,999,999 more to go!

I hope he has enough incandescent bulbs to last him.

Heh. The panic of liberals that the thousands of hours of video of what actually happened on January 6 that Nancy Pelosi REFUSED to release are now in the hands of a broadcaster who isn’t a Dan Rather wanna-be completely in the pocket of the utterly corrupt Democratic Party.

Guffaw !

I’ll bet the wife has mastered an altered voice when she gives him his updates ;-)

With the concept of green M&M’s and aphrodisiacal powers, I had a coworker hand me a 3 lb bag of nothing but green peanut M&M’s. She did this on the day I was leaving to bring my Mrs home to the US.I used every one of them!How many bags of M&Ms did she go thru to get three pounds of only green?

Comments always turn into divisive mindless rhetoric.

This is brilliant!

Ma’m, about that lawn: brick it in and paint it green.

Downhill?

He can’t handle the truth.

The truly sad part is it is true. Maybe not hiding in a cellar, but they might as well be.

Too bad we all don’t all get a standard issue “thinky-thingy” at birth, so there’d be no need for snarky political comments from either side of the aisle, then it’d all be sweetness and light! TG. we are all unique and not a bunch of lemmings!

Locked in from the outside. Wonder if that’s a spousal improvement?

Looks like she’s got him where she wants him. :-D

Happy wife with a drink, a friend, and, most importantly, the other radio. I imagine the key to the padlock is securely in her pocket.

I didn’t know you could buy M&Ms in packages of all one color.

Cynical; cruel, cruel but fair.

Never thought I’d see Wiley mocking the left.