Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 02, 2023

Progress, no matter how small, is indeed, progress.

that’s progress? looks like Lupin has Puck’s tail. meanwhile, I think the real calamity is about to happen with the kitties. that look Ora has means trouble. cute, uncontrollable trouble!

Puck the buffer zone. Why do I feel Iggy’s going to do something?

Looks like Puck may be in trouble again.

wonder what insult comes after creep? that will tell us a lot about Puck’s so-called progress!

If OZ gets the mic, it’s doomed.

Glad to see Ora Zella using her words to ask for the mic instead of being little Miss Grabby-Paws like yesterday.♥

To repeat what I said yesterday since it was so late: Would some kind soul please take a pic of the new calendar page and post it? I moved today and all my calendars are in boxes. Pretty please and thank you.

They seem to have forgotten what happened last time Puck was between them. Puck has The Paw Of Nope deployed.

I’m surprised Lupin hasn’t gotten a case of the zoomies. He’s not a cat who sits still for any length of time. Sooner or later somebody is going to get hungry or need to visit the litter box.

Oh, poor Pucky. I hope he doesn’t get caught in the crossfire again!

Aww, give O.Z the mike, Elvis! Nothing will go wrong! Wink wink, nudge nudge!

Elvis and the young ones are awesome!

Goldie has insults down paw: the more vowels the stronger the hit….

OT. Good news

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Previously: Puck: Arachna’s web sculpture has caught something! It’s Lupinium!

Lupinium: Hey, guys. I just thought I’d hang out a bit on the web!

Queen Catshepsut the Golden: How did you get stuck there

Lupinium: I was trying out a new tumbling routine and didn’t see where Arachna had spun her web.

Puckmosis: No problem Ari knows how to release someone from the web.

Beatrixia: Only thing is she’s in the fields making Nommy Nom Spider Treats.

Puckmosis: That’s right. The locusts had a plague scheduled for this week.

In the Background

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It’s the taste that packs a Wow!

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Elvis-Anum: Who was that? It didn’t sound like the Royal Procurers.

Enter Tabith-Isis

Tabith-Isis: Oh, hi, everyone. We were just finishing up choir practice.

Puckmosis: That’s right. The Red Dot Choir is performing at the Artisans’ competition.

Lupinium: Could you get me a few treats? I am getting hungry right now.

Bea: No problem. I can climb a spider web and not get caught.

Enter Iggy and Ora Z

(Continued tomorrow)

Ah, the good ole days with two small kids in the house.

Can I….

No.

Can I…

No.

Can I…

No.

Will you…

…No.

Elvis has settled into his roll of working dad, while Puck tries as a mediator.

You have to work your way up, Ora Zella. Just ask Beatrix. Don’t try that creeping with Puck, he knows your tricks.

I want to see Nine Lives again.

CREEPING CATS . . . watch out Pucky!

OZ and Iggy have circled each other and traded places. Although they are more playful than the older two.

… Well you won’t get up

You’re still enraged

Puck has had enough

So act your age

… You have lost much time

That was so hard to find

And Puck will lose his mind

When you act unseemly (you’re unseemly)

So unseemly (so unseemly)

… Puck can’t know why you

Should be unkind

But he can’t get through

His paws are tied

… He has tried to say

That you don’t have to stay

So please go on your way

Don’t act unseemly (so unseemly)

Go and be free (finally be free)

(yeah)

… Ooh-la-la-la, ooh-la-la-la

- Paul McCartney / John Lennon – You Won’t See Me

I’ve discovered a way to read BCN 2x per day. I normally read it with my first cup of coffee in the morning, which is generally around 6 a.m. The thing is I was missing a lot of posts people who read later in the afternoon had made. So now, before I read the daily post I go back to the previous day, scroll down about 1/2 way and continue with the posts made after I read at 6 a.m. I might still miss some, but not many!I’m a genius!

Be careful with Goldie and Lupin, Puck. I wouldn’t want to see you get hurt. Iggy, it’s okay baby boy, adults act stupid some times. Elvis, maybe you could let Ora Zella hold the mike for a while.

Puck, with Paw Up (angry, but calm): … “Ohhhh, NO !!! … Not AGAIN !!” … :)

Are you ready Steve? Uh-huh

Andy? Yeah’Mick? Okay

Alright fellas, let’s go!

Oh it’s been getting so hard

Living with the things you do to me

My dreams are getting so strange

I’d like to tell you everything I see

Oh, I see a man in the back as a matter of fact

His eyes was as red as the sun

And the girl in the corner that no one ignores

‘Cause she thinks she’s the passionate one

Oh yeah! It was like lightning

Everybody was frightening

And the music was soothing

And they all started grooving

Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

And the man in the back said, “Everyone attack”

And it turned into a ballroom blitz

And the girl in the corner said, “Boy I want to warn you”

It’ll turn into a ballroom blitz

Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz

Oh reaching out for something

Touching nothing’s all I ever do

Oh I softly call you over

Then you appear there’s nothing left of you

And the man in the back is ready to crack

As he raises his hands to the sky

And the girl in the corner is everyone’s mourner

She could kill you with a wink of her eye

Oh yeah! It was electric

So frantically hectic

And the band started leaving

’Cause they all stopped breathing

Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

And the man in the back said, “Everyone attack”

And it turned into a ballroom blitz

And the girl in the corner said, “Boy I want to warn you”

It’ll turn into a ballroom blitz

Ballroom blitz

Oh yeah! It was like lightning

Everybody was frightening

And the music was soothing

And they all started grooving

Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

And the man in the back said, “Everyone attack”

And it turned into a ballroom blitz

And the girl in the corner said, “Boy I want to warn you”

It’ll turn into a ballroom blitz

Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz

It’s, it’s a ballroom blitz

It’s, it’s a ballroom blitz

It’s, it’s a ballroom blitz

Yeah, it’s a ballroom blitz

I still want to see Pucky with a blue helmet—with ears, of course.

Shouldn’t their ears be flattened?

O.T. – I see that more storms are being predicted for the South—everybody please stay safe!

They are not throwing paws at each other, so that’s something.

“Now I want you both to raise your tails and headbutt each other!”

Georgia, I’m sure you’ve heard this a lot but I truly love your strip. I just discovered it the beginning of the year (how was I NOT aware of this??) and am totally hooked. I’ve re-read it from the beginning twice now. The Elvis escapes Christmas special brings a tear to the eye of this 63 year old curmudgeon every time I read it and I quite literally laugh and guffaw out loud frequently.

Thank you for sharing you life and wit with us!

I misread the first panel as “Can I hold the mice?” and had a brief, vivid, and terrifying vision of Ora Zella meeting Alice and Natasha. Natasha is 100% going to teach Ora Zella to fence.

OT: Albert Day

OT… I have a short hair female tortoise shell cat who I think is eight or nine? I often spend 8 to 10 hours away while I’m at work and I’m concerned about her being too lonely. I was wondering which type of companion cat I should get for her? I was wanting to get a female not a male, and definitely short hair but I wasn’t sure which breeds would get along with her since she acts like a queen among other cats lol.

Remember you two, Puck is not to be made mad. You don’t want to be around when he gets mad.

Of course they’re going to try to go around Puck. And creep closer together. Just wonder what set it off this time.