landlord says any firearm discharge or use of a knife/blade to cut/stab/etc immediate ban/evict. thank god i kept the bojitsu staff, the baseball bat, chimney brick, phillips screwdriver, and quart jug of pure sulphuric acid. thinking about buying a “pistol” mini-crossbow. democrats are so naive.
The ‘Jingles’ comment is bizarre. Not the rubbish about all of the ‘weapons’ they own but that the landlord needs to articulate that you are not allowed to discharge a firearm or cut/stab either (presumably it includes furnishings but not meals). I doubt that I have ever leased a property that would allow either and allow me to remain as a lessee.
I went to a picnic and most people my age are Republican. I just keep my mouth shut as I am outnumbered. But hunting with an AR-15 is a good thing, I’m told. How bad a hunter are you? What’s next – RPGs for deer!!
In some countries this comic might be a laugh at the seeming absurdity of it. In this country it is becoming a way of living – depending on which end of the gun one is facing.
Sooooo, love thy neighbor is out of the question? I think not. I miss the days when people wanted to prove how good they are. Now people need to prove how “bad” they are.
This strip almost made me cry, it was so accurate. And “Jingles” commented that he thanked God that he kept other dangerous items since his landlord banned guns & knives. Meanwhile, God said to “seek peace and pursue it.”
Two peaceful individuals are stranded on an island, come together in friendship, and receive by chance a box of tools. Instead of using those tools to hunt for food, they turn on each other in a senseless play for survival. Why, could they be friends in the beginning, and not in the end. This toon points out how ignorant, not only this message is, but how most can behave when survival instincts kick in. It’s not the tool controlling this, but the user’s state of mind.
And if this was your grandfather, what would you rather he do? https://rumble.com/v2qoct5-home-intruder-jumps-out-window-head-first-after-77-year-old-home-owner-shoo.html
David_the_CAD over 1 year ago
In gun we trust.
sigh.
Bilan over 1 year ago
Apparently the survival kit is the way to get Soylent Green.
braindead Premium Member over 1 year ago
Absolute proof that more guns make us safer.
Jingles over 1 year ago
landlord says any firearm discharge or use of a knife/blade to cut/stab/etc immediate ban/evict. thank god i kept the bojitsu staff, the baseball bat, chimney brick, phillips screwdriver, and quart jug of pure sulphuric acid. thinking about buying a “pistol” mini-crossbow. democrats are so naive.
lalapalooza Premium Member over 1 year ago
is wiley american?
keenanthelibrarian over 1 year ago
How cynical; cruel, but fair.
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
There are MREs in with the ammo; Meals Rejected by Eritreans.
Scorpio Premium Member over 1 year ago
Pretty much sums it up. We won’t help with food or medical costs, but dang-nab-it, we will protect that gun “ah-hyuck!”
CPJeeBee over 1 year ago
Pretty hard to kill multiple children in a few seconds with a baseball bat at a distance.
Cpeckbourlioux over 1 year ago
Too real, too real.
Tigers in 2017,2019,2020 Premium Member over 1 year ago
The ‘Jingles’ comment is bizarre. Not the rubbish about all of the ‘weapons’ they own but that the landlord needs to articulate that you are not allowed to discharge a firearm or cut/stab either (presumably it includes furnishings but not meals). I doubt that I have ever leased a property that would allow either and allow me to remain as a lessee.
William Bednar Premium Member over 1 year ago
Yep. The perfect American present; no matter the occasion.
nosirrom over 1 year ago
As a spokesman for the Guns Over People party, I approve this message. /s
jbmlaw01 over 1 year ago
Only in Chicago or sanctuary cities.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 1 year ago
I went to a picnic and most people my age are Republican. I just keep my mouth shut as I am outnumbered. But hunting with an AR-15 is a good thing, I’m told. How bad a hunter are you? What’s next – RPGs for deer!!
cmerb over 1 year ago
Are those A R 15 ’s I wonder ?
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
It’s the American way
bobpeters61 over 1 year ago
Why don’t pro-Putin Republicans trade in their AR-15s for AK-47s?
jpgrego over 1 year ago
Oh Jingles, you don’t understand the concept of irony, do you?
kate over 1 year ago
“American”…Is it a members only club?
Guayo1 over 1 year ago
Why are people against abortion? Cause is more fun to kill them when they are grown up.
MS72 over 1 year ago
I thought it was going to be cash.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
In some countries this comic might be a laugh at the seeming absurdity of it. In this country it is becoming a way of living – depending on which end of the gun one is facing.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
On this day, prayers for the fallen, the injured, their caretakers, their families, and thanks for their dedication to the oath they swore to uphold.
happyinvenice23 over 1 year ago
Morning Wiley, you forgot to put tattoo’s all over their dumb as-.
Redd Panda over 1 year ago
C’mon guys …. Feed That Troll .. it’s what he lives for.
Masterskrain over 1 year ago
Remember folks, THIS is the weekend we remember the ORIGINAL AND REAL MEMBERS OF ANTIFA…The U.S. Military.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Sooooo, love thy neighbor is out of the question? I think not. I miss the days when people wanted to prove how good they are. Now people need to prove how “bad” they are.
jdalco over 1 year ago
Must be Europeans, Americans would be hunting for food.
ladykat over 1 year ago
Typical.
Diat60 over 1 year ago
Would your landlord also object to my rolling pin?
NickelAlloy over 1 year ago
I only see 5 guns total- is that going to be enough?
Drbarb71 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Sigh…
mareilb over 1 year ago
This strip almost made me cry, it was so accurate. And “Jingles” commented that he thanked God that he kept other dangerous items since his landlord banned guns & knives. Meanwhile, God said to “seek peace and pursue it.”
mindjob over 1 year ago
After they take away the guns, they will switch to grenade launchers. Or clubs
DarkHorseSki over 1 year ago
Looks like a great kit!
Free or Not? Premium Member over 1 year ago
These must be the Biden Guns he is giving to prolong the war in the Ukraine. Endless war…the hallmark of the democrat party.
zenyattafan over 1 year ago
Ain’t it the truth.
Mr.doom over 1 year ago
I already have my survival kit, food, and water. What I need is a gun to protect myself from the roaming predators who would kill me to get it.
SamReeves Premium Member over 1 year ago
Lacking logic, showing bias, thinking with emotion. Pitiful.
Redd Panda over 1 year ago
Resident TROLL frea ur nutz must be a Commie … if he loves the reds so much, he should go join his russki pals.
willie_mctell over 1 year ago
Nation building through evolution.
thedogesl Premium Member over 1 year ago
They left out the bootstraps.
b.john71 over 1 year ago
how much did Claus and Soros contibute to have you post this
KevinCarson over 1 year ago
I figured it would be boostraps
IndyW over 1 year ago
Two peaceful individuals are stranded on an island, come together in friendship, and receive by chance a box of tools. Instead of using those tools to hunt for food, they turn on each other in a senseless play for survival. Why, could they be friends in the beginning, and not in the end. This toon points out how ignorant, not only this message is, but how most can behave when survival instincts kick in. It’s not the tool controlling this, but the user’s state of mind.
bakana over 1 year ago
Sad but True.
The NRA negotiated Congress a really Good Deal on those kits.
The NRA: Proudly Supporting Domestic Terrorism Since 1976.
eddi-TBH over 1 year ago
Works to keep banana republics in line as well.
einarbt over 1 year ago
I thought this type of survival kit was normally just called “aid” as in aid programs to developing nations.
chaosed2 over 1 year ago
transfer of blame, it’s all they have.
Anters55 over 1 year ago
And if this was your grandfather, what would you rather he do? https://rumble.com/v2qoct5-home-intruder-jumps-out-window-head-first-after-77-year-old-home-owner-shoo.html
MaggieK9 over 1 year ago
Crikey you Americans are strange cattle.
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
That isn’t a gun. THIS is a gun.