Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 10, 2023

Are those Mexican donuts or Colombian ones?

Do they have any “powdered” donuts?

those moles better look out for guard duck! it is hard to seal a border when there are willing recipients already inside the gates!

So this is what the evil moles in “Breaking Cat News” are up to.

If you step in the hole, a midnight snack would be painful.

Pig is having Cheeze Wiz piped into the shower.

The Americans tried to infiltrate Canada with Krispy Kreme and take over from Timmy’s. Never got very far.

Time for Pig to play whack a mole

Its a dounut cartel

Donut be a hole and stop smuggling stuffs.

I bet he is calling Guard Duck

Might as well eat them now that they’re there.

there are donut holes in the border

Is it “Eat healthy day” any time soon?

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At least no designer donuts from Big Nate!!

Why did the guy on the phone call Pig Roger?

Mini donuts are everywhere! The local grocer carries 3 brands. Each has several varieties: powdered, cinnamon, chocolate, lemon, etc. Often, the advert has BOGO on them…

Whoa! The moles are cool! The Count hopes to see more of them! The Drug Mule Moles… Dilly! Dilly! Oh, The Count hopes his alter ego, Rat, will save a white frosted shredded coconut yeast for Yrs Trly.

I just rediscovered powdered donuts from Dunkin. Sure you have to stand over the sink to eat them but man they’re delicious!!

donut holes in the border. SHOW ME THE WAY!

“We now have the cartels who are running our immigration policy.” – Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

I’d really like some Dunkin Donuts.

Ah HAH! Told you it wasn’t so easy.

More of Everything!

The Drug War explained in just a few panels.

They need to build a big wall around the house to keep out all the “donuts”. Pastis is using donuts as an allegory.

It looks like Rat ate all the doughnuts already. He needs to pay the moles.

Was wondering if someone had capitalized on the fact that the geometric name for a doughnut/donut is a torus, and sure enough…….

https://torus-donuts.myshopify.com/

Where can I get some donut moles?

At least those donuts don’t have to wade across the Rio Grande

Remember J. Belushi doing an ad for ‘little chocolate doughnuts’?

Seems like “sealing” doors and windows to stop the flow of donuts will cause many more issues besides. Or not. It depends on how easy or hard it is to unseal them. But if it is easy, it won’t be very effective at keeping out the donuts. (In fact it seems not to have been anyway.)

Federal Prison – where they make mountains out of moleasses

I thought we spent billions on a fence.

Two headed mole? Is this American Horror Story: Freak Show?

I hope Pig is talking to Lil Guard Duck on that walkie. Haven’t seen him for a while.

Have the moles from ‘Breaking Cat News’ crossed the boundary to Pig’s home? Fascinating!!

They don’t look like Steve McQueen, James Garner or Charles Bronson…

The current arc in Breaking Cat News expands on the mole theme.

If you can find a pierogi smuggler, count me as a lawbreaker

Who knew that Rat was friendly with THEM?

You can work off some of those donut calories playing this great new game called Whack-A-Mole!

Screw the cartels!

did these moles come over from Breaking Cat News?

This is Breaking Cat News with a story about the mole in the hole!

Do what I do. Go out for a long walk and stop for a donut halfway. Did that this morning for the third time this week. Got 10k steps at 10:07 am. (The plan is to reduce the frequency of the donuts as I get into this habit.)

Who’s Roger? His name is Pig

The moles here remind me of several funny Back at the barnyard episodes.