Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 19, 2023

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    fjblume2000  11 months ago

    Pleez, pleez, pleez — GIVE IT A REST, CHOLLY!!

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    suv2000  11 months ago

    It isn’t funny if it is true

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    Erse IS better  11 months ago

    Note the beer (soda??) cans littering the area!

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 11 months ago

    Who belongs to the cult?

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    I Mad Am I  11 months ago

    Isn’t it considered Disrespectful to have the flag used like that? Dirty body is one thing. But laying on the ground?

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    sirbadger  11 months ago

    There is only one star on the Texas flag and the Puerto Rican flag.

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    Superfrog  11 months ago

    I keep hearing the theme from “Jaws”.

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    Botulism Bob  11 months ago

    Georgia, Arizona, and Wisconsin all have strict voter I.D., so fraud was impossible. While Democrats don’t want Voter ID, Republicans don’t want to admit that their candidate lost, either!

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    sandpiper  11 months ago

    I’m surprised he picked a place with such a wide view. Thought maybe he’d prefer a tunnel, like the one in his head.

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    b45  11 months ago

    That’s more like a maga flag . Used best to wipe your *

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    shanen0  11 months ago

    Sort of interesting but I can’t laugh. I was hoping TFG would try the same thing in public in his big press conference. More counts can always be added to his indictments.

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    Egrayjames  11 months ago

    One thing you don’t have to listen closely for is the propaganda put out by the news media.

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    basspro  11 months ago

    Or you might hear Joe talk about how great “Bidenomics “ is for the economy, ha ha ha ha hah hah hah and another hearty HAH!

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    Masterskrain  11 months ago

    There are none so blind as those who will not see the truth…and none so deaf as those who ONLY hear what they WANT to hear.

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    oakie817  11 months ago

    last election Florida had 20 proven illegal votes…all for Trump

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    dflak  11 months ago

    If you are a Republican, you can hear whatever you want to hear.

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    mourdac Premium Member 11 months ago

    Except for the memo, from before the election, recently revealed, advising Traitor45 to say he won regardless of elecrion results and do everything to contest them.

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    c141starlifter  11 months ago

    One Star? Seven Stripes? Not a U.S. Flag the last time I checked.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Lying around on the beach lying to each other just isn’t same without a fishing pole.

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    verticallychallenged Premium Member 11 months ago

    I’m surprised there’s a beach umbrella. I would have thought climate change & global warming deniers would believe they couldn’t be sunburned.

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    Old recluse  11 months ago

    I expect to hear it for the third time no matter who wins in 2024. Either way self- sufficient taxpayers will continue to be abused by bad government.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 11 months ago

    Or Climat Change. :)

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    batesmom7  11 months ago

    Hopefully the young gen will call Gramp’s bluff, but will they be disinherited? Unfortunately, many families have been torn apart bc of die-hard believers who put a bully’s lame needs ahead of their loved ones.

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    deeahk  11 months ago

    I love you Wiley, simply light the match and observe

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    SusieB  11 months ago

    I am sure you’ll also see many American, and a few confederate, flag swimming attire.

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    mindjob  11 months ago

    They need a bigger maintenance budget. They were supposed to remove all those shells off that beach

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 11 months ago

    That’s Rehoboth Beach and the kid is hiring about the wonderful world of Bidenomics.

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  11 months ago

    And if you listen carefully, you will be able to hear Trump plead not guilty.

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    David P. McLaughlin  11 months ago

    I didn’t just hear about Democrats cheating in 2020, I SAW the VIDEOS of Democrats counting Biden votes AFTER the fake “water pipe burst” evacuation. Where all the observers left and the Biden cheat counters took suitcases of Biden “votes” from under the desk and merrily cheated away! Plus the Biden counters who kept running the SAME stack of Biden votes through the machine repeatedly. They only had to do this until the vote count switched from Trump leading to Biden leading and “winning”. Detroit cheaters weren’t on video like Atlanta cheaters; They merely covered the windows after the vote counting “stopped” and the observers left. THEN they counted the ‘wee hours’ shipments of CREASE FREE “mailed” “Biden” ballots. Ditto for the other ‘swing states’. The courts did NOT review this evidence, only dismissed the case for ‘no standing’. Nor, were the states that cheated by changing the voting rules, WITHOUT the LEGISLATURES’ approval considered. And why would they? Biden “won”. That’s the result they WANTED.

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    gregcomn  11 months ago

    Are those Bud Light beer cans?

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    Can't Sleep  11 months ago

    That’s Red State Beach. Deep State is so secret, it never appears in public.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  11 months ago

    I thought vacations were for getting away from that sort of thing.

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    rhladilek  11 months ago

    Or the vast right wing conspiracy…. what would you hear?

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    bilbrlsn  11 months ago

    If you listen, not even carefully, to Trumptard and his Tardettes you can hear unfounded claims of his Big Lie driven insurrection by being tossed out of court. Then you can hear them all screaming about their Constitutional right to believe lies while ignoring their constitution in every other way.

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    ComicLover2 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Maybe T-rump can listen carefully once he is in a cell? HIs claims of being persceuted are about as legitimate as hearing a symphony in a seas shell.

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    ComicLover2 Premium Member 11 months ago

    T-rump wraps himself in a flag and his cult followers all go wild in mindless glee. That is what is really disrespectful.

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    patrickschreiber1951  11 months ago

    Not at all. It is not an American flag.

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    William Bednar Premium Member 11 months ago

    The only sound I hear is the squeaking of some MAGA folk’s stupidity. Trump lost! Biden won, fair and square. Get over it!! Move on to a different, evidence lacking, conspiracy theory.

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    Cerabooge  11 months ago

    The elephant and, er, donkey in the room is black box electronic vote counting. Don’t know about other states, but Florida does not hand count all ballots, ever.

    [State elections laws — rewritten following the 2000 presidential recount fiasco — mandate a hand review of certain ballots when machine recounts show a margin within 0.25 percentage points. ]. (From an old Florida Today article).

    As I understand it, their “hand counts” are only of ballots which a tabulator couldn’t read.

    “Voter fraud” is a distraction from the much easier and potentially much worse electronic election fraud.

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    flyingfysh Premium Member 11 months ago

    If it had fewer stripes, it would be a Puerto Rico flag.

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    zenyattafan  11 months ago

    Wiley Miller, will you marry me?

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    Daeder  11 months ago

    And the seashell also holds all the evidence against “Super-Criminal-Mastermind”, Joe Biden!

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    Donald Heller  11 months ago

    That ship sailed years ago

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    Absolutely, revoltingly, disgustingly piece of do do today! And quite cynical to boot!…

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    Tom Toro creator 11 months ago

    Why is the deep state so often part of a shallow statement? ;)

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    mhlon Premium Member 11 months ago

    ok, exactly how is the /supposed/ flag pictured here even remotely the Flag of the United States of America? It has 1!!! star not 50, it has 7! stripes not 13, and it looks to me like the color of the field behind the 1 star is black not blue. And I doubt that the red in the stripes is anywhere near the official red of the official USA flag. So who exactly cares about whether or not this presentation of some random design (you do understand that it’s just a beach towel with a fancy design, right?) has any significance…other than what people with very little true knowledge of proper flag etiquette seem to misunderstand. Oh, yeah, I’m of the age where flag etiquette was still taught in school…and in my Boy Scout Troop.

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    w8d4it Premium Member 11 months ago

    Some (obviously ignorant) people cite the Texas flag. It’s not even close in appearance. BTW if Texas is so bad why did more people leave liberal states to move there than any other state?

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    eddi-TBH  11 months ago

    He’s had enough Bud Lite for that to make sense.

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    Anselm the Seeker Premium Member 11 months ago

    The whining of the deep blue and red states. “Boo hoo the vote was rigged, waaaaaah they want to draw new district lines to get more votes, what do you mean Al Gore lost!” Democrats and Republicans are equally guilty. The only congressional leaders who deserve any respect are only those who served in the real 1% of the population: in the military. And they are the only ones trying to work together to get work done.

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    keenanthelibrarian  11 months ago

    Love the Wiley kid – but he’ll have to listen VERY carefully to distinguish it from the rest of the guff …

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    bakana  11 months ago

    Yep. You can tell with all the people who claim to Love America busy violating the American Flag Code in every way possible.

    “The flag should never touch anything beneath it, such as the ground, the floor, water, or merchandise. The flag should never be carried flat or horizontally, but always aloft and free. The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery.”

    4 U.S. Code § 8 – Respect for flag >

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    frankito  11 months ago

    The evidence sounds remarkably like the noise my TV used to make when the test pattern came on. (Anyone who doesn’t get it can ask their grandparents.)

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    cwg  10 months ago

    And now they’ve found out the conspiracy theorists are right.

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