Sounds like the pot is calling the kettle, black! And when I say, “pot”, I mean Rat and when I say “kettle”, I’m referring to the humans who refused to donate to his fake charity.
I don’t think it’s just me, but I’ve noticed a tremendous deterioration in work ethic over the past few years. So many people seem to want to do the barest minimum, if even that. And it’s in every industry.
Get yourself a fat suit, dye your hair, and face orange, have small hands, tell the world only you can fix things, and you will find that the gullible will throw $Millions at you. When you get caught at cheating, tell them that “they” are trying to shut you up because you are the only one fighting for them, they will throw more $Millions at you. Sigh. . . . Unfortunately, I did not make this up.
One of the benefits of a Universal Basic Income is that it would keep disasters out of the workplace. Do you really want Rat working on your brakes, or even for that matter, making your hamburger?
BasilBruce 11 months ago
“It’s for a good cause; ’cause I need it.” —From an episode of the TV show “Dr. Science”
B UTTONS 11 months ago
Hmm, usually works for politicians.
ronaldspence 11 months ago
Charity begins at home Rat, just not your home…
iggyman 11 months ago
Give to the Rat Benevolent Society!
iggyman 11 months ago
I’ll bet that money would go right down the ’Rat Hole"!
Gent 11 months ago
Rat still amateur. Professional ones take money saying some others causes and then enjoys most of money themselfs.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 11 months ago
Invent a religion, like L. Ron Hubbard.
blunebottle 11 months ago
Rat works?
minty_Joe 11 months ago
Give to charity. I know she needs it more than I do. But not as much as Harmony or Emma.
nicholasbonnie3 11 months ago
Fat chance, Rat.
phritzg Premium Member 11 months ago
A charity? Have you learned nothing, Rat? The quickest and easiest way to get people to give you their money is to announce you’re running for office.
The Orange Mailman 11 months ago
Should have said Charity Shea.
Ellis97 11 months ago
Sounds like the pot is calling the kettle, black! And when I say, “pot”, I mean Rat and when I say “kettle”, I’m referring to the humans who refused to donate to his fake charity.
Count Olaf Premium Member 11 months ago
Rat should go into politics. As a Democrat Liberal.
Croc Holliday 11 months ago
I don’t think it’s just me, but I’ve noticed a tremendous deterioration in work ethic over the past few years. So many people seem to want to do the barest minimum, if even that. And it’s in every industry.
Znox11 11 months ago
Maybe Rat can claim that someone stole something from him that he clearly lost and see how many idiots believe him and donate to help him get it back.
DaBump Premium Member 11 months ago
Isn’t that what social security is for? Now if only I can work out a budget for living on about $730 dollars a month.
6odc2pemgb55 11 months ago
I saw a panhandler the other day with a sign which said “Not gonna lie. I want a beer”
F-Flash 11 months ago
What about the “Human Fund” ?
Goat from PBS 11 months ago
Isn’t that what the government does?
SusieB 11 months ago
Go stand on a corner with a sign that claims you’re homeless. You’ll get more money if you have a dog with you
becida 11 months ago
Lot’s of people on street corners have the same outlook as Rat.
old_geek 11 months ago
Hi, my name is Worthy Cause…
brick10 11 months ago
I thought that was how we got cartoonists.
Jethro Flatline Premium Member 11 months ago
This is like half my Facebook feed.
hoffquotes2 11 months ago
Works better on a street corner
Bruce1253 11 months ago
Get yourself a fat suit, dye your hair, and face orange, have small hands, tell the world only you can fix things, and you will find that the gullible will throw $Millions at you. When you get caught at cheating, tell them that “they” are trying to shut you up because you are the only one fighting for them, they will throw more $Millions at you. Sigh. . . . Unfortunately, I did not make this up.
SALUDADOG 11 months ago
I’m taking what they’re giving, cause I hate working for a living
mfrasca 11 months ago
One of the benefits of a Universal Basic Income is that it would keep disasters out of the workplace. Do you really want Rat working on your brakes, or even for that matter, making your hamburger?
Holden Awn 11 months ago
Rat votes straight Democrat.
Code the Enforcer 11 months ago
Rat! Try the Costanza ‘Festivus’ approach!! … :)
marilynnbyerly 11 months ago
I have some Warfarin for his pantry.
elgrecousa Premium Member 11 months ago
I wonder how much working for a living Rat has done.
ForbesField 11 months ago
Give him two bucks and then claim his as a dependent on your taxes.
zeexenon 11 months ago
My company’s supreme leader forced us to donate to United Way. That was the old Ma Bell.
TaliesinWI 11 months ago
The Human Fund. Money For People.
mindjob 11 months ago
Just be happy that you’re poor
willie_mctell 11 months ago
I always wanted a patron of the arts.
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
RAT has some nerve!
cracker65 11 months ago
Too honest rat
InuYugiHakusho 11 months ago
And you’re just as stingy, Rat, if not more so.
Buoy 11 months ago
In life, there are givers and there are takers.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 11 months ago
Try the subways—but you’ll have plenty of competition
John W. Vinson Premium Member 11 months ago
“For the Cause!” “What cause?” “‘Cause I’m broke!”
gzitver 11 months ago
Hey, going from neighbor to neighbor asking for money is hard work. And about as useful as many actual jobs.
John Jorgensen 11 months ago
Collecting enough money to live off of by way of the scam Rat’s running here will take up more of your time than a full time job anyway.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 11 months ago
Not quite what they mean with charity begins at home.
BWR 11 months ago
I had a kid come around when I was in my first house who was asking for a contribution.
When I asked what I was contributing to, she said ‘I want to see a movie’.
Nope.
Sisyphos 11 months ago
At least the stingy Neighbor Bob survived his Encounter of the Rat Kind, as far as we know….