Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 09, 2024

Danae is made for Politics!

Danae, I believe that path is pretty full at the moment. Wait a couple months, though and maybe it will clear out a bit.

Sorry Danae, Make America Great Again is already taken.

It would fulfill all your requirements, though.

Maybe she could raise awareness of the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide?

That niché has already been very thoroughly claimed in the U.S. by an extremely irresponsible, narcissistic, xenophobic, spoiled, and immature overgrown rich kid with a history of fraud, extreme selfishness, and otherwise very bad behaviour.

Sounds like she’s going to be a TV preacher.

She may be a comic strip character, but she’s getting closer and closer to reality.

Sorry Danae, religions are way ahead of you.

Is she somehow related to Trump??!!

Blasphemy and treason, eh? Well, so much for separation of church and state.

Blasphemy and treason? She could join the Evangelical right, but she won’t get any money until she grifts her heart out all the way to popular prosperity grifter (i mean preacher)

Gosh, this sounds familiar!

Using panels two, three and four as the basis of mind control:

Google: Wayne LaPierre famous quotes

The DJT team is starting to train them young.

She sounds like she’s running for President. All she needs is churches who haven’t read the Scriptures to extol her as the Messiah.

Danae is possessed by the political Zeitgeist of our era.

You mean something fake, like global warming?

Today Imaginary Victimhood is not only very trendy and popular but profitable in that it is a way of life for many lowly unworthies.

She has a lot of things to choose from. MAGA-Ts are scared of women, minorities, gays, trans, Jews, Muslims, Bud Ligaht, M&M candy, drag shows and crime in a city they will never visit.

There, there little snowflake. Tune in to Faux News and they will tell you how to feel.

If Danae would like to move to the UK, we’ll be needing a new Prime minister soon.

Oh, I know – she could rile people up by pointing out that talking horses are invading their country and taking over their jobs and she will build a huge corral with 100 foot walls to keep the horses away from them. Then have everyone just send her $10/day for as long as it takes…

This sounds frighteningly like today’s headlines.

Well said Danae…….and after we lock up everyone for being blasphemous and traitorous who’s going to lock up the jailers?

This arc is 2 days late. Got our first political flyer on Monday. Nikki Haley of all things. First out of the box. And, of course, first into the trash. Just one of many to come. But, as with all such, I placed it in the refuse can, not the recycle. Wouldn’t want to see that thing resurrected, even by accident.

Maybe we all need to calm down a bit.

And not to question the cause as that might be racist as well.

The MAGA playbook

Beat me to the punch, I was going to say anthropomorphic global warming.

This comic is so far out there. You would have to be some kind of a brain-dead idiot to allow someone to convince you of some far fetch scheme to get you to send them your money.

Wiley, give that girl a big red ball cap.

I´m out, sounds disturbingly like religion!

Baba Yaga?

diane – go for the gold – go straight to selling NFT Cards of you in all your glory copying tRumps gold mine. He certainly showed the world that there was a market for it. And for an extra $100 give away a dot of cloth from your doll horse. A sure fire winner.

Mr. Miller you’re telling the left’s secrets… Shhhh!

Hello, Biden admin.

Wow! Al Gore hit the nail on the head all those years ago! Carried out Danae’s plan to perfection!

It is a political year . . .

BLM did this very successfully – a great business model to follow

oh you know, the thing…come on, man…you ain’t black…besides “poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids," – Mr. 81 Million Votes…hmmm, wondering if a former Harvard University President has used those quotes yet…

Just curious…. what will you DO with all the money (that nobody is going to pay you) Danae?

I don’t mind Donald. What I don’t get is all the people who would vote for him.

She has a great future doing terrible things.

Sounds like she has an interest in becoming a politician.

So she wants to get filthy rich as a “public servant”? Sounds like too may politicians to list by name, from both parties.

I wonder of whom he is writing.

You can fool some of the people all of the time….some Republican named Lincoln…

In the first panel, she sounds an awful lot like George Costanza’s invention of The Human Fund (“Money For People”).

I believe that someone already beat her to this…

She must be taking her clues from a certain politician I won’t name who thinks questioning anything HE says is blasphemy and treason.

Oh, I see, she’s becoming a republican

Danae’s after a DNC Biden internship.

Rich people are always looking for a tax write-off

Here in Salt Lake City if you hang clothes out to dry they will be dry but dirtier than when you put them out.

judging by the last several years… Anything will work

Make it about race. That’s always good for a few million.

Rallies Danae, lots and lots of rallies.

Cryptocharity.

Gee,I wonder who the kid is talking about.No,I don’t.

Let’s be real here; both the left and right are experts at using these tactics in some form.

Hmmm – sounds like BLM.

Apparently I’m the only idiot in the world . Never heard of it. Latin roots ? Di meaning 2 ? Now I’m all set for Jeopardy

Organisations for years now have been telling anyone who’ll listen that The Earth is in drastic decline, and that they are the only ones who can save it; so, GIVE US LOTS OF MONEY!! Maybe Danae should join Greenpeace …

Sorry Danae. Trump has already cornered that market.

Danae-the perfect Democrat.

Trumpian!

She’s ready to be in Trump’s cabinet

Trust the science!

She too cute to be a demagogue.

Sounds like some Gran’ ole Party rethorics!

Wonder why that sounds so familiar.

Global Warming?

Sort of like Climate Change.

Aw, that cute McCarthyist!