That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 05, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  9 months ago

    Anne Howard-Vyse’s biggest vice was her toast in clothes.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 9 months ago

    Anne shown here P.O.ed that the painter didn’t give her enough head room.

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    ronaldspence  9 months ago

    the Original “RBF” *

    *resting bonnet face

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    Bilan  9 months ago

    She angry that she wasn’t even selected as a Regentess of the Lepers’ Asylum yesterday.

    But my hat is even better than theirs!

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    Call me Ishmael  9 months ago

    “You talkin’ to ME?”

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    Call me Ishmael  9 months ago

    Griselda is one of those/

    From whom pure hostility glows./

    Unpleasantness thrives/

    When Griselda arrives:/

    But she spreads joy whenever she goes.

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    Jayalexander  9 months ago

    THAT young man was NOT amusing

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    DATo  9 months ago

    To Mrs. Van Dorn’s deep sorrow, getting delightfully drunk and cavorting about with a lamp shade on one’s head does NOT, in fact, guarantee that one will be considered the proverbial life of the party.

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    Exasperated999  9 months ago

    …and if you turn it up the other way, it will easily hold your week’s groceries.

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    Jml58  9 months ago

    Nice hat.

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    phritzg Premium Member 9 months ago

    A rare portrait of Miss Almira Gulch, painted many years before her tragic death in a Kansas tornado.

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    Pocosdad  9 months ago

    “See the ring on my finger? That means that I’m married. So no, I don’t want to do the Big Wugga-Wugga with you.”

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    Lady loves a joke  9 months ago

    Claire was the first one to fall asleep at the slumber party, and woke up wearing a funny costume, and wondering why tequila made her clothes fall off, particularly her other glove.

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    mac04416  9 months ago

    Look buddy, I know you think I’m hot, but not interested. Thats why I have the glove off the left hand.

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    cdward  9 months ago

    I will get the fool who put this lampshade on my head during my nap.

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    PraiseofFolly  9 months ago

    Pictured Above: The “vanity portrait” of syndicated gossip columnist Hedda Hopper. She and Louella Parsons became the Scylla and Charybdis of Hollywood. She called herself “The B!tch of the World.” Anything people told her or her staff was NOT kept Hedda’s collection of flamboyant hats.

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    Buzzworld  9 months ago

    So many reasons, “Why the long face?”

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    wincoach Premium Member 9 months ago

    Trying to set the example for her children, Mary showed them they could even recycle/reuse their Easter basket. Their lack of excitement put her in a rather foul mood.

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    aerotica69  9 months ago

    I said silk rosettes, not tulle puffs!

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    Linguist  9 months ago

    You can tell by the smiling picture of the blushing bride that this wasn’t going to be a happy marriage.

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    Call me Ishmael  9 months ago

    No painter has ever portrayed/

    A more morose-looking maid./

    Tis said that she sued/

    The brush-wielding dude/

    And she won – but she never got paid..

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    Call me Ishmael  9 months ago

    Wedding portrait just after Mother told her “close your eyes and think of England.”

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    Rev Phnk Ey  9 months ago

    All dressed up and no where to go.

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    rugeirn  9 months ago

    Looking forward to the wedding night, aren’t we just?

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    epaphus8  9 months ago

    Thanks to her poker-faced expression and her heavy clothes to muffle the buzzing, no one ever guessed Mattilda’s vibrator was on high the whole time.

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    foggyrobs2 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Somewhat reminiscent of Dark Helmet in “Spaceballs”.

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    prrdh  9 months ago

    “Doctor, can you help? I have a really sore neck and I just don’t understand why.”

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  9 months ago

    Despite her husband’s best efforts, he never did find out how she smuggled cookies into bed.

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    Holden Awn  9 months ago

    Beset by incontinence issues, the lady pioneered portable chamber pots.

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    Calvins Brother  9 months ago

    She’s got a beehive hairdo under that hat.

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    Grey Forest  9 months ago

    Looks like a small can of soda

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    lagoulou  9 months ago

    Many ermines were sacrificed for her outfit….

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    markkahler52  9 months ago

    Boy, is SHE ever happy!

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    FireAnt_Hater  9 months ago

    No more discrimination ! Equality for Women !

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    stamps  9 months ago

    Joyce simply refuses to say “cheese”.

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    Csaw Backnforth  9 months ago

    Not sure why she has to have that hat tied under her chin. It looks heavy enough to stay put even during a hurricane.

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    mshaw Premium Member 9 months ago

    “Portrait of Anne Howard-Vyse Kettle”, 1780

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    jdculhane46  9 months ago

    Trixie was not pleased after dad picked out her new dating dress

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    Ken Holman Premium Member 9 months ago

    “I apologize, Reverend Mother, as I did not mean to upset you. I didn’t realize Bene Gesserit on this planet dressed differently.”

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    Impkins  Premium Member 9 months ago

    I put on lipstick for this?????? :)

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    mabrndt Premium Member 9 months ago

    Portrait of Anne Howard-Vyse

    Paste (including the quote marks) 

    "Category:Tilly Kettle" Wikimedia 

    (syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Howard, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. 

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3281 (March 5, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment and reply pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 2 works by him have been used here, the February 23, 2022, strip being the prior.

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    KEA  9 months ago

    wow… she looks really… um, whats the exact opposite of “Thrilled”?

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    Linguist  9 months ago

    Portrait of Mitch McConnell’s great, great-grandmother in one of her better moods.

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    6turtle9  9 months ago

    Go ahead, try and knock it off. I dare you.

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    Bilan  9 months ago

    “I spent all morning fixing up my hair for this portrait, then the painter tells me to put on this stupid hat!”

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    bethramrz2  9 months ago

    No one knows what’s beneath her chapeau/Maybe eggs, a dozen or so/For she’s planning to bake/a poisonous cake/that will put an end to her beau.

    Her expression is vapid and slow/one can tell she is far from aglow/ for her wedding band’s gold,/ but her bridegroom is cold/ And that hat is the star of the show.

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    d1234dick Premium Member 9 months ago

    Yes it’s a lot of material but it keeps the rain off.

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    anomaly  9 months ago

    “I sat for this portrait and all I got for it was this ridiculous bucket hat.”

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    mokspr Premium Member 9 months ago

    The “look” made when you realize just how small the toilets are in the new Boeings.

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member 9 months ago

    No one mentioned that she is having a staring contest with each and every one of you.

    I lost by the way.

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    NWdryad  9 months ago

    That hat LOOKS like a kettle.

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    Blatherskite  9 months ago

    The Congresswoman felt sure the tinfoil hat would protect her from The Aliens’ mind control, but was still very afraid that “Jewish space lasers” might burn a hole in it…

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    ehuss Premium Member 9 months ago

    And she looks sooooo happy!

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    GoComicsGo!  9 months ago

    Anne with her “I’m disappointed in you.” look.

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    hubbard3188  9 months ago

    Is that a shorty beer can in her left hand?

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    Call me Ishmael  9 months ago

    For Tuesday:

    If you take a close look at this bust/

    You will notice a look of mistrust/

    For the lack of a body/

    Begets treatment that’s shoddy/

    When there’s nobody whom you can trust..///

    A bust has no ghost of a chance/

    Of being aware in advance/

    Of what garments to wear/

    To the evening’s affair/

    (Though it knows it needs no shirt or pants)..///

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    Solstice*1947  9 months ago

    Everything I wrote on this date has been deleted. I can restore some of it from copies on Steve’s blog. If my original posts are eventually restored, I will delete these duplicates.

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    Solstice*1947  9 months ago

    /// Kettle’s Portrait of Anne Howard-Vyse,

    (wedding portrait, to be more precise),

    shows Anne sans her left glove

    with her ring. Sign of love?

    (Or a sign that she’s rolling the dice.)

    /// One would think she should look overjoyed,

    but she stares at us out of a void.

    Is she mildly annoyed?

    Has her world been destroyed?

    No one knows— this was long before Freud.

    /// Then, of course, there’s her ginormous hat,

    which is roughly the size of a vat.

    The same person would make

    Anne’s hat and wedding cake.

    (It draws eyes from her bust, which is flat.)

    /// Money woes are why Anne’s looking grim.

    Wed in white silk with rich ermine trim.

    Swore she’d pay her own way,

    but got fired today.

    Now must charge her whole outfit to him.

    /// From the age of fourteen she’s been working.

    No one ever accused her of shirking.

    Her most recent employer

    had her work as a lawyer,

    but she paid for her studies by twerking.

    /// Painter Kettle, whose first name was Tilly,

    had a handle that sounds (to us) silly.

    Not “Matilda” cut short;

    Kettle’s male, (a good sport).

    He’d have blushed had his folks named him “Willie.”

    /// In his mid-thirties, portraitist Kettle,

    sailed to India where he would settle

    for eight years, making art.

    Then, for home he’d depart,

    having proved he’s a fine man of mettle.

    /// Tilly Kettle officially scores,

    points for painting this portrait indoors.

    Once before he had seen a

    fish-face in a Cantina.

    “It’s a trap!” Ackbar said in Star Wars.

    (With the name Tilly Kettle, he could easily be _a minor character in the Star Wars universe.)_

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