dont you ever eat any sandwiches in your office i havent had a crumb of bread for i dont know how long or a piece of ham or anything but apple parings and paste leave a piece of paper in your machine every night you can call me Calvin…
Ah the good ol days of playing outside. These days everyones is starting at theirs smartyphones. Peoples becames such phoneys nowadays. Okay byes now. It time to puts down me phone and goes outside for walk in the woods.
We put straight pins in the nose of our paper airplanes so they stick when they hit something. When our Mom saw us tossing them around she pitched the mother of all hissy fits
It looked like Calvin’s dad was working. I mean, who wears a long sleeved, button down shirt on a Sunday? Getting poked in the ear with paper airplane can be a bit startling, but he should have shown Calvin how too create paper airplanes other than the most rudimentary paper airplane Calvin made, and then gone outside with Calvin to enjoy a paper airplane flying frenzy! If Calvin’s dad was working, I think it’s dad who needs to spend more time outdoors :0)
codycab 4 months ago
I’m surprised that hasn’t been recorded already.
dadthedawg Premium Member 4 months ago
He flies through the air, with the greatest of ease…..
Blu Bunny 4 months ago
Looking at that pen thinking it’s mightier than a sword.
sandpiper 4 months ago
When my Mom said that, she also said ‘Stay where I can see you.’ Kinda hard to stay within the eye view when there was one small window over the sink.
The Old Wolf 4 months ago
dont you ever eat any sandwiches in your office i havent had a crumb of bread for i dont know how long or a piece of ham or anything but apple parings and paste leave a piece of paper in your machine every night you can call me Calvin…
snsurone76 4 months ago
Well, at least it doesn’t say, “Go play in traffic!” Yet.
Calvinist1966 4 months ago
“But soon Calvin’s patience is rewarded.” Those are words we rarely read!
Izzy Moreno 4 months ago
Wait, wait, wait!
5th panel: “soon Calvin’s patience is rewarded”.
So he knows patience is a virtue, he just disregards it.
Slowly but surely, Dad’s character building is setting in.
BigDaveGlass 4 months ago
Flight of the phoenix comes to mind somehow. Well, someone got burned…
SquidGamerGal 4 months ago
Well, how you’d expect him to react to you throwing a paper airplane into his ear?
Gent 4 months ago
Ah the good ol days of playing outside. These days everyones is starting at theirs smartyphones. Peoples becames such phoneys nowadays. Okay byes now. It time to puts down me phone and goes outside for walk in the woods.
jessegooddoggy 4 months ago
Pretty nice plane.
Kroykali 4 months ago
And Calvin later gets a career as an aerospace engineer.
mourdac Premium Member 4 months ago
It would be doubly so today with so many kids stuck to their gaming systems, phones, and tablets.
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ 4 months ago
Dad’s no fun
you should go let the air out of his bicycle tires
gantech 4 months ago
Doink! Right in the ol’ carotid…
Just-me 4 months ago
Calvin, you and Hobbes can always play a game of Calvinball.
Sir Isaac 4 months ago
We put straight pins in the nose of our paper airplanes so they stick when they hit something. When our Mom saw us tossing them around she pitched the mother of all hissy fits
BJDucer 4 months ago
It looked like Calvin’s dad was working. I mean, who wears a long sleeved, button down shirt on a Sunday? Getting poked in the ear with paper airplane can be a bit startling, but he should have shown Calvin how too create paper airplanes other than the most rudimentary paper airplane Calvin made, and then gone outside with Calvin to enjoy a paper airplane flying frenzy! If Calvin’s dad was working, I think it’s dad who needs to spend more time outdoors :0)
Angry Indeed Premium Member 4 months ago
Calvin’s imagination soars again.
win.45mag 4 months ago
A recording wouldn’t be able to fix tuna samiches for you and Hobbes
rbrt6956 4 months ago
And yet,many of Calvin’s greatest adventures are outside. Just him, his best friend Hobbs, and his imagination.
mindjob 4 months ago
He could try to get Susie’s attention, but she’ll just invite him in for tea.
krisjackson01 4 months ago
That’s a drawing pen, well-favored by cartoonists. It’s the closest we see in the strip to a cameo by Watterson.
snarkm 4 months ago
I don’t get why people even have children when they never even want to spend time with them or interact with them.
aaronacademy2012 4 months ago
Who wrote “Help I’m a bug” on the note to grandma (refrence to past strip)
g04922 4 months ago
Famous Parental Quotes: Go play outside and Wait until your Father gets home !
willie_mctell 4 months ago
Vintage Pelikan pen?
JoeMartinFan Premium Member 4 months ago
He shouldn’t need a recording; he should WANT to go play outside!
kamoolah 4 months ago
I am in.
Woo woo woo oh Africa!
wiley207 4 months ago
I know what that’s sometimes like. Sometimes I feel like my parents just need a recording that says “Okay” in place of me.
Strawberry King 4 months ago
Honey I Shrunk the Kid
DKHenderson 4 months ago
Perhaps Dad could get a T-shirt with that printed on it.
hagarthehorrible 4 months ago
But the recorder will not classify activites which build character.