Clay Jones for March 21, 2024

In God we trust, but Trump can pay cash.(not)

But that’s not what he said.

He distinctly said, “To blave.”

And as we all know, “to blave” means “to bluff.” Huh?

So you were probably playing cards,and he cheated ‒

Hillarious thinking billionaires keep their money stashed in the mattress. Any successful person knows- liquid assets don’t earn money.

As seen on FOX, interviewing a stooge lawyer:

“So, is he seeking help from foreign countries?”

“Wellll.. there are (ahem) rules and regulations to consider…”

As if that ever stopped him, before. tick tock tick tock… four days to cough it up, or…

It might not be very “Presidenty” to be beholden to hostile foreign countries…

Not that MAGAs care, though.

Like a Magat would drink “Bud Light”! Great cartoon though. :)

Bond? James Bond?

5$ for a pizza slice? (poor Pizza rat).

Don’t mess with Lynyrd Skynyrd (OMG)

Bud Light? Bud Light is so woke (OMG)

Poor 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9

Love the sippy cup.

Nice touch on the bud light.

$5 for a slice? No wonder pizza rat looks horrified.

Bud Lite is A-OK with him after Anheuser-Busch sponsored a $10k-a-plate grift-a-thon. And you know it’s gotta be bad when co-conspirator criminal Steve Bannon disgustedly said “He’s on the take.”

Well, duh!?

Come on, MAGA stuckers, send him your money. Maybe hold a bake sale or something. Cash in your kid’s college fund.

Not that it’ll make any difference. He needs the big bucks from the fat cats. Or from his Russian palsy-walsies. Hey, maybe he could ask his son-in-law to float him an advance on the multi-billion dollar bribe he raked in from the Saudis (but don’t ask what the pro quo is).

Yeah, yeah, I know… What about Hunter Biden!?

He’s only a billionaire if you’re talking about the number of lies he’s told.

Surprised he hasn’t held a grift-a-thon on tv to raise the money. Could have that “thermometer” showing the donations pouring in … LOL

Most seem to believe that the demented fat orange clown’s Doomsday Clock has a minute remaining. I will not believe it until the clock sounds that time has expired.

The deep fascist state is working too hard to solve this without worrying about any laws. Launch the next series of criminal investigations!

Not that I want to give the demented fat orange clown any ideas but, from the way we knows he does business, could he be considering….

A Mexican Drug Cartel’s New Target? Seniors and Their Timeshares

One of Mexico’s most powerful criminal groups, Jalisco New Generation, runs call centers that offer to buy retirees’ vacation properties. Then, they empty their victims’ bank accounts.

And now we know why President Trump never disclosed his tax returns. The man was never even close to being a billionaire!

More accurately trump WON’T pay the bond. Even if he does have the money trump never pays for anything out of his own pocket. Remember when he was going to fund his own campaign? Not only didn’t he do that but he embezzled MILLIONS from the campaign money he raised from small dollar contributors.

Would a rational investor take the chance on TFG’s well-known history of poor investment choices and failure to meet promised payments?

Is a portion of the US electorate unable to see that a con artist has no intention of improving anything beyond his wants /needs?

I bet there are foods sending him checks to help him out

Let’s see what rat, trump pulls outta his hat, next Monday.

The Magats will go to their graves believing the lie that tiny is a billionaire. Even when his robocalls hit them up for cash.

Ted Lieu got rocked on Twitter for being just as stupid to equate wealth with liquidity.

The Dotard is trying to use his real estate holdings as collateral. Problem is that he has used so many different evaluations on the same pieces of property that none of the figures can be trusted.

That, plus the fact that he famously does not pay his bills. Other than that, a perfect credit risk.

So he whines: “If they’re coming after me, then they’re coming after you.”

And MAGAs actually BELIEVE that? It explains a lot, as if MAGA Joe Six-Pack has been indulging in hundreds of millions in bank fraud, tax fraud, insurance fraud (among other crimes) over many, many decades. You know, “Meat and Potatoes” crime?

“Fake news” is Trumpite for “news that shatters our worldview”. “RINO*” is Trumpite for “a Republican who doesn’t bow down to Trump”. *sometimes they’ll misspell it as “RHINO”, believe it or not. “Globalist” is a dog whistling term for “Jews”. “Make America Great Again” is a dog-whistling phrase for “Take America Back to the 1950s, When Women and Blacks Knew Their Place”. These word and phrase meanings are only used by some who fall at various points along the MAGA spectrum, which varies from an honest Republican at one end to the looniest of the lunatic fringe (i.e., the Groypers) at the other end.

MORE DELUSIONS—Elon Musk gave a fresh interview defending his use of the drug Ketamine—-“an anesthetic that produces hallucinations”—-saying he needs it to combat his depression.

And people give THIS guy investment money???

Maybe his biggest hallucination is that he knows what the heck he’s doing

For the 2011 Comedy Central roast of Donald Trump, the one subject he declared off-limits for jokes was that he might not really be as rich as he says…

If he can’t make it, I’m sure his star-struck sheeple will come to his forever rescue…it’s always something…

YOU WOULD THINK BY NOW they would have a clue! Dumb-as-a-box- of- ROCKS!

He knows how to yank their chains…..and they come running…fools!

Pizza Rat is eyeing the $5.00 slice of Pizza….that’s outrageous!

You are correct, Bubba. It is fake news that Trump is a billionaire.

Can Trump still get elected while hiding out from the law in Moscow?

Asking for a comrade.

My guess is that the real captains of industry look at Mr. Trump as a useful idiot who will keep the rubes from raising their taxes and threatening their perch of power. But lend him money, are you joking?

So why is traitor Trump always asking for money. Remember when the liar said he would fund his presidential run? Republicans are mentally ill.

Trump once boasted that he was worth whatever he said he was worth when he woke up in the morning – I guess A.G. James isn’t buying what Trump is attempting to sell…

Youda thunk MAGAs would’ve finally figured out that Res Non Refert (“Facts Don’t Matter”) is NOT a legal defense in a real (no kidding, REAL)l court of law.

But no, again and again we all see the twisted and childish illogic spewed by some of the same old brainwashed MAGAs, right here on these forums.

Take notes. We are witnessing a master class demonstration of whining, self pity, stalling, complaining, and squiggle-ing.

It’s interesting that they didn’t think he had enough collateral.

An’ ‘member, don’ fergit t’ genris when ol’ Donnie starts passin’ the plate . . .

I wouldn’t put it past Traitor Trump to try to bribe the judge with Monopoly money…..

Oh, poor guy! Let’s send him money!

He’s such a victim.

When does he hafta come up with it and,more importantly,what happens if he DOESN’T? To quote Chaka Khan: “ Tell me sumthin’good”‼️

Peter, Paul & Mary sang a possibly old song: “Once I built a railroad …Buddy, can you spare me a dime?”

Bing Crosby recorded the song in Nov. 1932, just before FDR’s election. (PerGoogle)

“No checks”

Nor balances. Neither financial nor governmental, where Trump is involved.

According to Forbes and other sources, TFG has a liquidity problem. He reportedly has only around $500M in cash and liquid assets out of an estimated 2 Billion in Net Worth. The rest is tied up in property and branding deals. Basically, he’s land rich and cash poor.