Not that the feathers staying on would help. I have long thought that something might be done to get us closer to that dream still — sort of a combination of hang glider and human powered aircraft technology, maybe “cheating” with helium and bungee cords…
Asharah 7 months ago
Should have used wax.
hariseldon59 7 months ago
Must be taking flying lessons from Wile E. Coyote.
GoComicsGo! 7 months ago
“Now you tell me?”
Imagine 7 months ago
Try again tomorrow.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 7 months ago
Daedalus supposedly invented glue amongst the many, many things attributed to him. Guess that happened after Icarus…
BigDaveGlass 7 months ago
Acme glue…….
kbyrdleroy123 7 months ago
There’s more to becoming a bird than gluing feathers to your arms.
silberdistel 7 months ago
Love the second panel- so delicate and graceful, balletic even. :-)
No sign of his previous so-called war face.
Doug K 7 months ago
Lesson: If you don’t let the glue fully dry, you may lose your feathers as you go crashing to the ground.
Gent 7 months ago
Wouldn’t works even after it dries.
xsintricks 7 months ago
Wear a wing suit.
dsatvoinde Premium Member 7 months ago
That’s unfortunate. After holding his arms up for 24 hours to let the glue dry, he wouldn’t have the strength to muster even one flap.
Just_Karl 7 months ago
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen caveman? We may never know. But his acceleration was 9.8 meters per second squared.
Man of the Woods 7 months ago
If I wanted to try flying, I think I would do a running on the ground take off to test it out.
scote1379 Premium Member 7 months ago
FACEPLANT ! 7.3 on the Wiley Coyote scale , high points for not reading the instructions !
rockyridge1977 7 months ago
Read the directions…………..before!!!!1
1953Baby 7 months ago
ALWAYS read the fine print. . . .
russef 7 months ago
See todays Pearls
sandpiper 7 months ago
OK! OK! So I made one little mistake. You gonna keep harping that?
DJohnny 7 months ago
Hmm? That was a LARGE tube!
txq 7 months ago
If at first you don’t succeed, fly fly again.
Daltongang Premium Member 7 months ago
Off we go into the wild blue yonder,Climbing high into AAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………………………………………………….splat!
rshive 7 months ago
Why that particular myth never quite caught on with the public.
DaBump Premium Member 7 months ago
Not that the feathers staying on would help. I have long thought that something might be done to get us closer to that dream still — sort of a combination of hang glider and human powered aircraft technology, maybe “cheating” with helium and bungee cords…
MichiganMitten 7 months ago
Details.
ChessPirate 7 months ago
A little less “flight” than “plummet”… ⤵️
mindjob 7 months ago
All the muscles in the chest have to be part of the wings to get enough power to fly. Just the arms alone ain’t gonna do it
Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member 7 months ago
Too glued to be true.
leroywilcoxson 7 months ago
RTFM. Read the (appropriate) manual. From my Army days.
JPuzzleWhiz 7 months ago
Start at about the 40:30 mark:
youtube .com /watch?v=7eooFXQBKRc&t=70s
(Delete the two spaces in your browser’s search engine.)
WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago
ACME Wings?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 7 months ago
I sure hope you didn’t squish the coyote.
zeexenon 7 months ago
He should have feathered his approach.
BigBoy 7 months ago
Forgot to drink the Red Bull !
cracker65 7 months ago
Meep meep.
Dkram 7 months ago
Icarus, he ain’t
\\//_
saylorgirl 7 months ago
That’s hilarious!
eddi-TBH 7 months ago
It still has the same results. But then you rip off chunks of your hide getting the feathers back off.
Mediatech 7 months ago
The invention of plummeting.
Munch 7 months ago
Still won’t work.
The Orange Mailman 7 months ago
Get ready for a rerun on this tomorrow.