Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 11, 2024

Danae definitely reads the New York Times every morning. For the record, her sister seems more adult than Danae.

Oh, ouch!

She’s gotcha there, Joe.

A child should never act like an adult, that’ll come to soon as it is

Well played Danae.

No Danae, the lesson learned is to know who you will throw under the bus when you get caught.

Then he goes back to his newspaper. Who is really responsible for how she is growing up here?

Danae, you are not acting like a normal adult. You are acting like a billionaire adult who has never seen consequences or simply had the word “no” said to them.

Danae is acting Presidential.

Immediately search her room for a hidden copy of ‘The Devil’s Dictionary’!

Danae has not learned the actual lesson. And that is to choose carefully which adults you want to be like. Because, like children, all adults are not the same. She has chosen to emulate dishonest adults. She could choose more honest, kind, and caring role models.

She’s either going to end up in Washington or prison. Maybe both.

She’ll be a great president. …gag, gag…

And never forget , reasonable doubt.

Hair, Tee shirt, shoes, attitude — the same almost every day. She is ‘ironed in’ for both clothes and approach to life. Only occasionally, when she’s with Lucy, does something shake her loose , but that doesn’t last. Gonna take something big to open her eyes.

Catch 22, because now the adults act like children. Good strip though.

It didn’t work for Bannon either.

Danae, the MTG of the adolescent world.

You’re acting like a politician, Danae.

Once again, Danae it’s not “cheating” nor “enhanced studying”; in Woke parlance it’s called “striving for Equity”; and you won’t need a lawyer’s note, but you’ll get overwhelming support if you contact Progressive squads of the Democratic Party.

Non related question. Can anyone tell me why some comics, like 9 Chickweed, don’t allow comics? Is that an artist decision or something GoComics has discretion?

You’d think she could get any disciplinary action indefinitely postponed until after graduation.

or just look in those boxes behind your Corvette in your garage…

Too bad there’s a minimum age for House of Representatives members, Danae could take MTG’s place!!

Well, you got ‘em there, Dana.

Acting like is a state of mind. It’s the mind we need to be aware of.

It’s sad that any child even thinks about lawyers

He should have clarified that to mean “mentally adult.”

Odd: Ever notice that the original Armistice Day was 11/11, we all remember 9/11, and there’s a chain of convenience stores named 7/11, but nobody ever gives a rip about 5/11?

The other daughter is turning out very well. How did Danae turn out to be such an obnoxious jerk? Joe raised them both.

Just cuz so-called adults do it, doesn’t mean it’s adult behavior.

When did an adult ever say (hand on heart) I won’t do that ever, ever again?

Teach your children wellTheir father’s hell did slowly go byFeed them on your dreamsThe one they pick’s the one you’ll know byHappy Saturday!