Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 16, 2024

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    XF8U-3  6 months ago

    Gotta be quicker Pierre: snag the beer and poutine, shout merci! and slam the door.

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    face.less_b  6 months ago

    There were some typos in the message. I believe it was supposed to read Putin and Bear

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 6 months ago

    That would work on the French Canadians, not this Canadian (well maybe just the beer would do it).

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 6 months ago

    I have a black bear that tries to come in my front door, I put a 2×4 against it. It’s a nice bear other than that!

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    Enter.Name.Here  6 months ago

    Who did NOT expect to see Wiley bears out there?

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    Jml58  6 months ago

    Pierre was invited to dinner. as main course.

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    cmxx  6 months ago

    Non, Pierre, rien n’est sacré en ce qui concerne les ours Wiley.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 6 months ago

    I believe it was Gahan Wilson who had a whole book of cartoons published with the title “Is Nothing Sacred?”. The cover featured a lot of people bowing down before an idol of the number 0.

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    franki_g  6 months ago

    Bear Baiting: The Revenge

    Now with beer and poutine!!

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    Apparently, Pierre gets the Yukon Times delivered. How does the paperboy survive?

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    Steve_The_Beard  6 months ago

    And there was me thinking that “poutine” must be a word derived from the French “putain”…

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 6 months ago

    I love poutine. My cardiologist doesn’t.

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    enigmamz  6 months ago

    Oh, those are some Wiley adversaries, those bears!

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    Funniguy  6 months ago

    Recently returned from a trip that included Dawson City & Whitehorse on the itinerary. Riverwest Bistro in Dawson City has a Poutine that is great!

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    A Common 'tator  6 months ago

    POUTINE – Baby sardine [n.] (young fish) baby anchovy…

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    LawrenceS  6 months ago

    There will be beer and poutine, but you will not be in a position to enjoy them.

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    uhohlol  6 months ago

    Bear proof windows are nice.

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    Always love the bears. Seems now Bears are getting slicker. They’re into advertising flyers. Wouldn’t mind seeing some bear tv ads. Gotta be much better than current screen junk.

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    nancyb creator 6 months ago

    Poutine is a repellent.

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    DaBump Premium Member 6 months ago

    Ha! It’s extra funny because neither of those would tempt me at all. Well, I might like to try poutine. Here’s to our friends in the east: Vive les Québécois!

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    Ignatz Premium Member 6 months ago

    The sun isn’t going down for three months, and Pierre can’t go outside.

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    Ursaminor Premium Member 6 months ago

    Gotta love those Wiely bears!!

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    goboboyd  6 months ago

    Cute bear party! Carnivorous and beer swilling cute bears.

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    mindjob  6 months ago

    Looks like Pierre will have to spend another night chain smoking and playing the accordion, after he changes into a striped sweater

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    scote1379 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Poutine ! Heart Attack on a Plate , French Fries , Fresh Cheese curd , Brown Gravy , What’s not to Love

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    theovb4  6 months ago

    Pierre should have known the letter was fake. In the Yukon, you would be invited to be the guest of honour.

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    [Unnamed Reader - bddb15]  6 months ago

    Merci

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    morningglory73 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Mon Dieu! Sacre bleu!

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    edbeat  6 months ago

    And then to add more insult to injury, it was Labatt Blue.

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  6 months ago

    Nothing is sacred in Trump world.

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    Steverino Premium Member 6 months ago

    I always thought that you need clearance from your cardiologist before they would serve you poutine. Sounds like a heart-stopping dish.

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    einarbt  6 months ago

    Evil bears.

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    KenDHoward1  6 months ago

    Hey … Bears gotta be Bears … ;)

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    Nope, Pierre, nothing is sacred.

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    Amra Leo  6 months ago

    To be fair, bears don’t exactly follow human rules…

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  6 months ago

    A not so subtle parable on fraud attempts, Internet or otherwise? I nearly ran into that recently, but I was talked down. The timing was bad as I was having a rough time, so I was vulnerable. I will always be grateful to the person who helped me out then.

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    Ermine Notyours  6 months ago

    Looks like brown bears have taken over the polar bears in Pierre’s territory.

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    gregcomn  6 months ago

    Wiley’s bears are the best!

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    grange Premium Member 6 months ago

    He should know it’s a fake. Summer solstice is a really big thing in the Yukon Territory, because it’s national Indigenous Day. The big party is in Whitehorse and everyone is invited.

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    oish  6 months ago

    I wonder why it was called Disco Fries in the Diners?…

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    rugeirn  6 months ago

    Note that the Wiley bears are perfectly honest. They were clearly prepared to let him enjoy his beer and poutine before they ate him.

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    GiantShetlandPony  6 months ago

    Well, at least they didn’t lie about having the poutine and beer and being the center of the celebration. :-/

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    cracker65  6 months ago

    Not anymore

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    marilynnbyerly  6 months ago

    At least the bears had the bait to eat later.

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    AndromedaMike  6 months ago

    Wiley is from Maine, I guess, so he knows what poutine is. I had to look it up. Germans have a similar treat, pomme frites and something.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 6 months ago

    If it seems too good to be true, take note!

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    pamela welch Premium Member 6 months ago

    Poutine and an ice cold beer; I may have just joined the bears!

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    Askjoy  6 months ago

    French fries and gravy

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    patrickab7  6 months ago

    Zut alors, indeed.

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    eddi-TBH  6 months ago

    Wiley Bears are fiendishly clever.

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    bakana  6 months ago

    That’s what happens when a hungry Wiley Bear gets too eager.

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    locake  6 months ago

    The bears should just eat the poutine and leave Pierre alone. The poutine probably tastes better.

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    tinstar  6 months ago

    How’s about some Boudin, and beer?

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    keenanthelibrarian  6 months ago

    “EEZ NUSSING SACRED?!” No …

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    fourteenpeeves  5 months ago

    Half the planet has no idea what “Poutine” is.

    if I hadn’t visited Ottawa,Canada once I wouldn’t know either

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 5 months ago

    Indeed. Nothing is sacred to the Wiley Bears! I love them so much!!!!!

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