Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 11, 2024

Watch out Florida

That’s where the smell of ozone comes from?

All this time I thought the thunder came from the lightning.

Is he mimicking Zeus?(Look at the lightning bolt!).

This is now canon.

Android phones made it up “there”! Do the Pearly Gates have Wi-Fi and a built-in cell tower on top? I can imagine where all of the proprietary iphones are going and being used… ;-)

Given the consequences of our climate crisis, the National Weather Service has expanded its list of available hurricane initials to include Greek letters in case we get >21* worthy of names. So #22 will be A (Alpha), #23 B (Beta), #24 Γ (Gamma), #25 Δ (Delta), etc.

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*26 letters minus Q, U, X, Y, and Z, which aren’t used

An ill wind blows.

Geez, what a Thor head!

That explains a lot.

It’s almost the same as throwing darts at a board shaped like the state of Florida.

Why does god send so any hurricanes to Florida?

Funny how it is timed to the election cycle this year. Gonna be a lot of hot winds blowing across the country, none of it doing much good.

If someone lights it, they can blame it on climate change.

Ahem. June, too soon. July, you can rely. August, come it must. September, remember. October, all over.

Note that the really good ones tend to arrive in late September or early October.

Also note that in some years there are hurricanes in May and November and even December.

Desantis passed an executive order banning any hurricanes with unisex, or gender neutral, names.

Does the outfit explain why Minnesota has never been hit with a hurricane?

Here comes Odin!

My meteorological questions have been answered.

I’ll admit that I’m waiting for a hurricane to be named after me

Oh, Thor… you kidder!

4 inches of rain overnight at the beginning of our 5 day “tropical wave”

That’s the only joke that skunks know.

This old lady has no idea what the “pull my finger” joke is. Someone please tell me…

We have very few named storms before August.

He’s a fart in a wind storm.

BAD TASTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I fart in your general direction.

And God created the winds.

Sell your home in Ontario, Canada move to Florida, it great they said it is Great weather they said, does not get below 10F they said, Great restaurants and plenty of food for a good price they said, Great gated communities they said. What they forgot to say, That Florida has Hurricanes, floods, Alligators in every pond and sometimes in the pool, and big bugs. There is a reason for gated communities, and they have the HOA to deal with.

Hahahahaha!!!! No matter how “sophisticated” we become, we always laugh at the classics…

First Yellow X of the season today for the Atlantic season. It is in the Gulf of Mexico near the Florida coast.

10 days in and counting…

Hey you old geezer, how one you didn’t let us know about the start of tornado season??

This is no laughing matter, folks. I live in FL, and I am quite concerned. The State is just a narrow peninsula, and a major hurricane has the potential to create havoc everywhere.

What’s with the Viking helmet? Is he Thor?

Don’t get so Thor about it.

What’s with the headdress, Jehova? Trying to blame Zeus? Tlaloc? Rajin? Thor? Reshef? Jupiter?

’Thunderbolts & lightening, very, very frightening!…

So, if you don’t pull his finger it’s not going to happen?

How did Zeus get into this?