Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 30, 2024

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    sirbadger  5 months ago

    Both chimpanzees and macaque monkeys have fought wars.

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    Imagine  5 months ago

    Yeah, right.

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    wallylm  5 months ago

    All the more reason for the rest on the seventh day.

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    lalapalooza Premium Member 5 months ago

    Mrs. Almighty ! Mrs. God Almighty !! Ms. God !!!

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    Imagine  5 months ago

    Just because you can do anything, does not mean you can do it well or intelligently.

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    franki_g  5 months ago

    Whether allegorical or not, apparently humans chose to understand the difference between good and evil (I sometimes wonder if it’s just an allusion to evolving).

    The only way to do know that difference is to experience evil.

    I don’t think I’ll “get it” while in this body and find some comfort in my faith that says there’s another incarnation coming.

    And instead of being a blind man describing the elephant,

    hopefully, with sufficient gray matter (or the equivalent) to see the big picture

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    wheaters  5 months ago

    And chimpanzees commit murder, infanticide, and other horrors.

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    EgidiusPfanzelter  5 months ago

    And where is Mrs. Almighty now? Divorced? Dead?

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    macky87  5 months ago

    For some reason this gag has me thinking that God’s parents must have been so happy with how He turned out. He is such a high achiever.

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    phritzg Premium Member 5 months ago

    Behind every successful God is a Mrs. God, who provides the yin for his yang.

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    akachman Premium Member 5 months ago

    Nailed it.

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    PraiseofFolly  5 months ago

    Well, that’s one version of a ‘Creation Ms’

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    WaitingMan  5 months ago

    God. The most evil creation in the history of literature.

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    JohnCL  5 months ago

    Robert Browning 1812–89. English poet. “Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp, Or what’s a heaven for?”

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    dallenboston  5 months ago

    I guess we’re a disappointment to the deity

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 5 months ago

    I saw a documentary stating that Neanderthals lasted about 500,000 years. They were more advanced than normally thought but they obviously were not very warlike till modern humans decided to get rid of them.

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    sandpiper  5 months ago

    There is one ‘tweak’ I can think of that I wished he had skipped.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 5 months ago

    “Why did you put the tree there at all?”

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    GreenT267  5 months ago

    It is possible that the Almighty is actually gender-neutral or nonbinary. In Exodus 3:13-15, Moses asks the name of God and is told “Yahweh,” [or English translation, “I am”]. The term “Yahweh” is a combination of both female and male grammatical endings. The first part of God’s name in Hebrew, “Yah,” is feminine, and the last part, “weh,” is masculine.

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    grocks  5 months ago

    “Was”? What happened to her? We need her!

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    fencie  5 months ago

    Maybe God shouldn’t have created opposable thumbs.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 5 months ago

    And Man created God in his own image and likeness.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Exactly what are we looking at on God’s work bench?

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    Call me Ishmael  5 months ago

    Have you ever really LOOKED at the apes?

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    phileaux  5 months ago

    That’s me and baking "This is really good buut . . . "

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    KEA  5 months ago

    d**n monolith

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    Thomas R. Williams  5 months ago

    “Asherah” was the name of God’s wife and Robert Graves believed she had a prominent place inside the Ark of the Covenant. She was not entirely edited out of the Old Testament. >

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    Jack7528  5 months ago

    Good one! Don’t believe it but funny.

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    viniragu  5 months ago

    The Almighty PMS!!!

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    cupertino jay  5 months ago

    mallets??

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    Godfreydaniel  5 months ago

    “Thou shalt have no husband before Me”…..

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    mindjob  5 months ago

    My guess is God wanted more than what apes could provide, hence the tweak. Probably a narcissist

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    lnrokr55  5 months ago

    Religious humor, gee, what could go wrong! ;-)

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    richardclayton1000  5 months ago

    Yep, nothing like giving your creation free will and then blaming it for exercising it.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 5 months ago

    “For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.” —Murphy’s Law, Corollary #101

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    tomfromthe50s Premium Member 5 months ago

    Maybe Mrs. Almighty became Satan.

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    raybarb44  5 months ago

    No marriage in Heaven thank God ….

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member 5 months ago

    She likely got fed up with his godsplaining and ran off with Lilith.

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    cldisme  5 months ago

    Then who was in charge of making the fjords?

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    keenanthelibrarian  5 months ago

    The word from on high – from She Who Must Be Obeyed …

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    Sanspareil  5 months ago

    Mrs Rumpole took that word to heart!

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    eddi-TBH  5 months ago

    Told you to design everything directly. But no! You had to use the evolution cheat code.

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    unfair.de  5 months ago

    I like that the only tools are hammers.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  5 months ago

    It all went wrong when King Kong climbed the building

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    wordsmeet  5 months ago

    And Mrs. Almighty is calling us apes? Such a backhanded compliment. :P

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