Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for August 20, 2024

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    uncle snipe  3 months ago

    That’s the idea. RELEASE THE TORTIE! Let’s see Talkie Toaster POP off after the Ora Zella treatment. If that fails? Have Iggy attack it with his cuteness. And do that anyway. WE WANT IGGY!

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    Ricky Bennett  3 months ago

    Toasters poppin’ off all over

    Ding dong the cats are gonna cuss

    Toast is a jumpin, cat’s hearts are pumpin’

    As they attack that dang toaster with a fuss…

    (Sung to the tune of Get Me to the Church on Time)

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    Sue Ellen  3 months ago

    Maybe the woman needs to invest in a toaster oven, although I suppose the “ding” would also startle Elvis.

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    Jayfbird1969 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Elvis’s sunflower impression is really the star of this newscast

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    thelsrc  3 months ago

    Elvis is correct, toasters are jerks.

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    RuinQueenofOblivion  3 months ago

    This happened to my cat once, I was toasting something, and he got close to it and it freaked him out when it popped up. He’s gotten used to it though.

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    howtheduck  3 months ago

    It is well known that toasters and cats have been rivals since the beginning of time (or at least as far back as I can remember).

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    Gent  3 months ago

    A toast to Elvis. The only cat who is poofs his face instead of tail.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    And me would likes to knows what Dr. Harwood gots to says bout today’s Pearls Before Swine.

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    WelshRat Premium Member 3 months ago

    So, who’s making all this toast?

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    Maizing  3 months ago

    My cats ignore my toaster.

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    dmah Premium Member 3 months ago

    Oh, come on, Elvis … you’ll feel a lot better once you lick the butter off all that toast — delicious!

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    ikini Premium Member 3 months ago

    OT new word

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    valeries Premium Member 3 months ago

    One year ago today, our sweet outdoor tabby Cashew passed away (natural causes); I changed my longtime Kwanso daylily avatar to her photo in remembrance when I posted about her crossing OTRB. She was born in our yard at least 16 years ago; at the time, we had seven cats in our house, so hoped friends would adopt her. When that didn’t happen, we provided food/water daily and outside shelter in a protected area near our front door. We were HER people (if either Hubby, or I were outside, she’d be right there, too) and our place was HERS (Cashew seldom left our yard, but if she did, she’d keep the place in sight and only the other neighborhood cats she liked were allowed to visit)! It still feels weird to step outside, or pull up in the driveway and Our Girl not be here to greet us. RIP, Cashew.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 3 months ago

    Leave it to OZ to add some violence to the situation.

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    AmazingMrWonderful  3 months ago

    My toaster likes to burn things.

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  3 months ago

    We have a new toaster that is definitely, a jerk! Sometimes it gently pops up. or it pops so hard, it sends the toast flying! Once my brother’s cat, Tiger, was waiting for his morning piece of cheese while I made some toast. Suddenly the toaster popped so loud that it scared Tiger, who’s back legs popped up so high that he was propelled into a, back flip!

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    Calvinist1966  3 months ago

    There was a toaster known as Talkie Toaster in an episode of the BBC sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf who really was a jerk.

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    Pucky  3 months ago

    OMC ORA ZELLA AND HER KARATE MOVES!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!

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    win.45mag  3 months ago

    I’m gonna kick it with my tiny squish beans.

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    crobinson019  3 months ago

    Ora Zella is always spoilin’ for a fight

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    arolarson Premium Member 3 months ago

    We had the best toaster ever when I was a kid back in the wayback times. You can occasionally find them in antique stores today (but have the old cord replaced if you want to use one). The heating coils are in the middle in a vertical position with a grate on each side. There is a small space and then slanting doors leaning against the coil portion. You put a piece of bread on one or both doors in the open position, close the door which holds the bread against the coil grate. Watch carefully as it toasts, there is nothing automatic about the operation. When the side of bread against the coils grate is done to your preference, open door, bread slides out toasted side now against the door, close door and toast other side. Voila toast! However, vigilance is required which was part of the fun. If you under-toast, just repeat.

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    sprint  3 months ago

    reminds me of Woody Allen in the elevator talking about his appliances

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    Jungle Empress  3 months ago

    Good idea, Ora! Percussive maintenance always works!

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    Kitty Katz  3 months ago

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    At the oPyramid Library

    Beatrixia: So how can I help you?

    Violet-Ifa: I’m looking for scrolls on how to make gourmet s’mores.

    Bea: Let’s look in the 641s. I’m sure there are some there.

    Vi: Oh, here’s one, Julia Kitten’s Mastering the Art of Desserts.

    Bea: And here’s The Kitten Scout’s Book of Recipes.

    Vi: Just the thing. I’d like to show that one to Lupinium for the Happy Healthy Hospital Pyramid kittens.

    Bea: But be careful toasting marshmallows with Ora Z around.

    Vi: Right. Lupinium and Ora Z. What could go wrong?

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    rs0204 Premium Member 3 months ago

    The National Toaster Association (NTA)

    This cartoon Strip, Breaking Cat News, has been rated PTG-13 (Parental Toaster Guidance), suggested. Parents are strongly cautioned that some material may be inappropriate for children under 13 who toast.

    *Mild mature Cat Language

    *Scenes of drawn violence against toasters

    *No actual Toasters were hurt in the making of this strip

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    Daltongang Premium Member 3 months ago

    I will repeat my self from yesterday, KEEP THE CATS OFF OF THE COUNTER!!! Problem solved.

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    bonita.eley  3 months ago

    Brave kitten ready to do battle with the toaster. I love it when Elvis Poofs!!

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    Elvis poofs two days in a row! We are being spoiled!

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    Cassia  3 months ago

    They live in an apartment

    In the Pink house second floor, close to Block

    Elvis walks around lookin’ for the butter

    Not imaginin’ he’s in for a shock

    Then out flies some bread

    That’s all toasted up just like a cinnamon stick

    Ora says "I hate that rude trick

    I’m a-gonna give this dumb jerk a kick"

    She said, "Hey, hey, you, you, don’t pop so dang loud

    Hey, hey, you, you, turn off your sound

    Hey, hey, you, you, stop buggin’ our crowd

    Don’t fling stuff around ‘cause that’s not allowed

    You’re too loud, shady"

    /Mick Jagger, Keith Richards /Get Off Of My Cloud

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    lpayne.1632 Premium Member 3 months ago

    You go, Ora Zella! (But be careful—it might be hot!)

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    oish  3 months ago

    Heywood Banks toast song comes to mind…

    YEAH TOAST!

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    Katzen1415  3 months ago

    Why is the toaster mad? Why does Elvis insist on being right next to it? Why are the People having so much toast? Many questions for our news team to investigate.

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    cat19632001  3 months ago

    I think Puck needs to sit down the the Toaster and do an interview. Maybe it’s tired of only toasting bread. Perhaps it’s longing to toast a bagel or English muffin. Get a little toasting variety in its life.

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    Zoomer&Yeti  3 months ago

    Very nice. A little bit of unintentional continuity from Sunday’s “Back on the Nile” from KittyKatz:

    Ora Z: I still like to dance. I can, can!

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    Tom Toro creator 3 months ago

    This. Means. War! (a super cute war, but war all the same!) ;)

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    Red Bird  3 months ago

    Attagirl, Ora! Kick that cursed toaster into oblivion!

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    Catmom  3 months ago

    Am I the only one who thinks the toaster has a face?

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    MoultonFamily  3 months ago

    #1: Adorable though I’ve never seen our cats do that, though we’ve never seen them on the counter near the toaster when it pops

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    Fennec! at the Disco  3 months ago

    I like how most everything is 3D.

    But not the toast. ☺️

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    christineracine77  3 months ago

    OT: Mom’s test results

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    Totally Not a Killer Dolphin  3 months ago

    How much toast do the People make?

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    Le'letha Premium Member 3 months ago

    Maybe it’s because you don’t know the Toaster’s name. Has anyone asked him?

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    Mr Pets  3 months ago

    “Can I kick it? Yes you can!”

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    willie_mctell  3 months ago

    O. Z. has the right idea.

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    Sue Ellen  3 months ago

    OT: When Jasper was young

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    DM3456  3 months ago

    Ora Zella, you are always so spunky and entertaining!

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    metagalaxy1970  3 months ago

    Toast is yummy. But that’s what they get for being on the counter. I’m pretty sure that’s not allowed. (love the puffed little tail on a certain kitten kicking the toaster.)

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member 3 months ago

    “I’m gonna kick it” made me literally LOL

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    Gamerkillss  3 months ago

    Why is ora zella shorter than the toaster?

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    boogie  3 months ago

    Georgia i am a huge fan of breaking cat news this comic is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Zoomer&Yeti  3 months ago

    Just adding a comment to bring it up to 300!

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