Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 29, 2024

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    When the Government trusts the pharmaceuticals to test their own drugs, what do you expect?

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    BasilBruce  3 months ago

    It’s like an argument about whether choice A or choice A is better.

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    minty_Joe  3 months ago

    You’re better off just doing your Michigan J. Frog routine on someone else, Rat.

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    Hello Everyone  3 months ago

    Rat is being very sensible, huh?

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    DanielRyanMulligan1  3 months ago

    As I will always say to RAT all the time, stop trying to mess stuff up, dude!!!! Dan aka…F***ing rabble rouser!!!!

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    Sanspareil  3 months ago

    The song of Ice see you and Fire the lobbyists.

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    orinoco womble  3 months ago

    I have begun to notice the Peanuts style brick wall for conversations between adult human characters. Maybe if they leaned on it correctly Rat would let them talk.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 3 months ago

    I agree with rat, no major contributors that demand favors

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    Nuke Road Warrior  3 months ago

    If you think politicians are corrupt now, wait ‘till they get to spend taxpayer’s money on their own campaigns.

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    olds_cool63  3 months ago

    Give the power to the people: Problems solved!

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    Arbitrary  3 months ago

    -Public election fund-Strict campaign seasons only a few months before the election-Instant runoff voting-Ban politicians from being able to buy stocks-Actually have inspections instead of letting the company do it themselves

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 months ago

    Not “no one”, Rat, but the Supremes don’t want to hear it.

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    DanMercer  3 months ago

    so, publicly financed usually means government controlled. I can’t see how that could POSSIBLY go wrong.

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    shanen0  3 months ago

    It would be really hard to regulate elections given the corrupt SCOTUS, but I think the best thing about other countries may well be the short elections. Not just the money, but how long can be regulated.

    But a funny joke about regulated elections. One clever scammer got a bunch of patsies to run in the governor’s election. He thus had about 25 candidates, and each candidate got a square on the public advertising boards for the election. His idea was to sell the advertising space from all of his patsy candidates. The numbers actually made sense and he could have made a pretty good profit, but he didn’t have enough salespeople and failed to sell enough ads and wound up losing money on the scam. (During the election I was wondering what all the blank space was about and why other boards had lots of repeated ads that didn’t seem to be related to the election. I found out about the scam a couple of weeks later.)

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    colddonkey  3 months ago

    With publicly financed elections those bribes would stay 100% with the politicians, no ad cost involved.

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    Squoop  3 months ago

    If Dems win the Senate, time to eliminate the filibuster at least where it concerns political contributions, and pass a law that reverses Citizens United.

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    Set to the tune OF…..

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    Side effects may include Death….O well….

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 3 months ago

    If you want to get illegal campaign contributions just start selling $100,000 watches.

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    gokarDun  3 months ago

    Wow did all you people miss the point !

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    jbmlaw01  3 months ago

    The government is the problem. It takes from the taxpayers and gives to “preferred” companies. Abolish non-military spending and the problem will vanish.

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    Ellis97  3 months ago

    It’s a shame, because Rat’s song sounds like it would rocket up the charts.

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    Egrayjames  3 months ago

    Let the politicians politic……..Something needs to be done about how the news is warped as presented by the media. A media that sits comfortably behind our right to freedom of speech, yet harms our integrity as a nation.

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    wrd2255  3 months ago

    Agree with Rat. These solutions aren’t perfect – Britain’s elections are short, publicly funded things, and, well, Brexit – but it’s a start.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 3 months ago

    The Supreme Court made it legal to bribe legislators because they wanted it to be legal to bribe JUDGES.

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member 3 months ago

    This time I agree with Ratt 100%.

    “Round and round.

    What goes around, comes around.

    I’ll tell you why, why, why.”

    Sorry, soon as I wrote Rat, it became Ratt and the song stuck in my head.

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    diskus Premium Member 3 months ago

    Money equals Speech!

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    ddriley  3 months ago

    What? No comment on the suggest public funding of elections? I’m with Rat!

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    uniquename  3 months ago

    My concern with publicly financed elections is that in would amp the power of PACs and other private political agencies. You can’t stop them because of the first amendment. I would rather see a requirement that they have to list their donors. Everyone should be required to put their name with their opinion.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago

    You’re a Commie Liberal without conviction

    You’re a Commie Liberal who doesn’t know

    How to sell a contradiction

    Kamala Kamala Kamala Chameleon

    You come now go

    You come now go

    © Cackle Club Enterprises

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    Goat from PBS  3 months ago

    Timing, Rat. You gotta work on your timing.

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    karenjean123 Premium Member 3 months ago

    He needs to sign about election advertising cycles NEVER being this long. Exhausting!

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    ebresie  3 months ago

    I appreciate some of the discussion but don’t lose sight of the strip…money by private organizations (like big pharma) causes representation to be influenced which can be counter to the benefit of the public at large.

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    The Orange Mailman  3 months ago

    Should have rhymed corrections with elections.

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    Chris  3 months ago

    maybe it’s the timing. :J

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    tom.amitai  3 months ago

    Publicly funded campaigns would be a mostly symbolic solution. Direct donations aren’t that much, the “independent” PACs are where the big bucks go, family and friends get hired by various companies and foundations, publishers pay big advances for books that go straight into the remainders stacks shortly after their release, and retired politicians go on speaking tours for huge honorariums.

    For real change, eliminate closed primaries and boost turnout by imposing a tax on any eligible voter who doesn’t cast a ballot. It still won’t be perfect, but it should water down the power of big money a little.

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    carlosrivers  3 months ago

    That’s the problem these days…no one wants to listen

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    notjimothy  3 months ago

    Socialism? Let’s ask all the Happy Scandinavians about it? BTY. Medicare usually pays 10 to 15% of the stated price for each procedure,

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    VICTOR PROULX  3 months ago

    This is not a government for the people.

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    donut reply  3 months ago

    I want to hear Rat’s song.

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    William Robbins Premium Member 3 months ago

    We are a little like the drunk searching for his keys under the street light…

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    grocks  3 months ago

    One of the few times that I find Rat reasonable.

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    raybarb44  3 months ago

    Sing away my friend, sing loud and strong……

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    Radish...   3 months ago

    You mean republicans won’t allow bills that 93% of real Americans want to pass, republicans keep drug prices high and won’t allow any gun laws to pass. There is a simple solution to that, don’t vote for lying, sexist, racist, gun loving republican insurrectionists who want to turn the USA into their Confederate plantation with a dictator.

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    Diane Lee Premium Member 3 months ago
    When we were in England, my Mother had to visit the emergency room. We were seen immediately, possibly because she was older and they weren’t sure what was wrong with her. We asked for the bill, explaining that we were Americans and didn’t qualify for the free medical care. They replied that they didn’t have any forms for making out a bill, no one who would know how to make out the form if they had one and anyway everyone who was getting paid was busy taking care of sick people.On the other hand, when my son needed surgery for his cancer, he had to wait six weeks for the doctor to have an opening in his schedule. And, later, his treatments were postponed because the insurance company was deciding whether to pay for them. This was the president of the Midwestern Prostate Ontological group being dictated to by a pencil pusher who probably never graduated from college. That was in Saint Louis, Missouri, United States of America.We pay more for medical care than anyone else on earth and it’s not because we are paying for actual medical care. We are spending money to support a huge insurance industry with money that then isn’t available to provide for patient care.
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    Cozmik Cowboy  3 months ago

    Preach it, Brother Rat! I have been singing that song (with, alas, similar results) for decades.

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    socalvillaguy Premium Member 3 months ago

    Rat ain’t wrong.

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    Oldbutnotstupid  3 months ago

    I can not think of one thing that we can get 90% of us to agree on……

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    zeexenon  3 months ago

    It’s true, chlorine is the COVID pandemic cure … six feet under.

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    whelan_jj  3 months ago

    The solution IS NOT to get government involved. The problem is that the government is too big and controlling. It becomes necessary for people and corporations to funnel huge amounts of money to politicians, bureaucrats and campaigns in order to protect their interests. Less government means less bribery and attempts to influence those who run the government.

    Every law that attempts to control what people can do increases the corruption, especially laws intended to deal with corruption.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’m one of the scores of millions who want to see Rat sing “Behind Closed Doors”…said doors on a vault 5 storeys underground!!

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    Doctor Go  3 months ago

    Rat is on it for once.

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    VickiP123  3 months ago

    or the gas companies to be truthful about methane leaks- or ‘clean coal’..

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  3 months ago

    ‘If you want money out of politics, get politics out of money’ – George F. Will

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    moondog42 Premium Member 3 months ago

    One of my favorite panels from Tom Tomorrow was someone making the observation that rich AND poor both have equal access to buy politicians and influence

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    DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago

    Yep, greed is a big problem, but I have a feeling government-financed government elections would just bring a whole new set of problems, too. The problem isn’t the system, the problem is the people. All the people.

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    SheMc  3 months ago

    I’m listening Rat XXX

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    crocman48  3 months ago

    Does anyone remember when this “comic” strip was funny? More crocs, less liberal California BS.

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    John Jorgensen  3 months ago

    In the seventh panel the bald guy says "*We’re* trying to have a serious discussion . . . " But looking at the other odd-numbered panels, his companion never says a word. So more of a monologue.

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    Natarose  3 months ago

    then maybe do it in the privacy of your own home?!?

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    willie_mctell  3 months ago

    I’m surprised that Rat is against corruption. You’d think he would be participating.

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    SNVBD  3 months ago

    Rat is right. Donations are bribes.

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    Jim Crigler  3 months ago

    Should we trust The Government to finance elections for The Government? Am I the only one who sees a conflict of interest?

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    aunt granny  3 months ago

    The first step should be to dis-establish the Republicrats.

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    MathProf2  3 months ago

    Way to miss the point!

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    eddi-TBH  3 months ago

    Give the candidates a monthly allowance. Any donations over that are refunded. They can pick corporate sponsorship or private donations of under $100 each. They have to display the corporate logo prominently at every rally and on all election materials, including ballots.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Rat is 100 percent correct!

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    Schaller Handmade Knives  3 months ago

    Want to get money out of politics? Restrict the government to what it is Constitutionally authorized to do. If there is nothing to sell, there won’t be any buyers.

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    wildlandwaters  3 months ago

    yup… got that right!

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    blindavocado Premium Member 3 months ago

    Publicly financed elections is the king of stupid ideas

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    DarkHorseSki  3 months ago

    When government funds the elections, the elected will still be just as bribable AND you’ll just have people more invested in keeping that sort of big government around.

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    AtomicForce91 Premium Member 3 months ago
    What is to stop two rogue Cincinnati agents from choosing who gets funding and who does not?
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    Kellbone  3 months ago

    This strip is absolutely brilliant!!!

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    Swirls Before Pine  3 months ago

    Publicly financed elections? That’s Socalism! Government telling me how to spend my money! :)

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    eric_harris_76  20 days ago

    Yeah, have the politicians control the funding of political campaigns.

    That’ll work out just like you would expect — if you’re even the least be sensible.

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