Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 29, 2024

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    Bilan  about 4 hours ago

    When the Government trusts the pharmaceuticals to test their own drugs, what do you expect?

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    BasilBruce  about 4 hours ago

    It’s like an argument about whether choice A or choice A is better.

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    minty_Joe  about 4 hours ago

    You’re better off just doing your Michigan J. Frog routine on someone else, Rat.

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    Hello Everyone  about 4 hours ago

    Rat is being very sensible, huh?

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    DanielRyanMulligan1  about 4 hours ago

    As I will always say to RAT all the time, stop trying to mess stuff up, dude!!!! Dan aka…F***ing rabble rouser!!!!

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    Sanspareil  about 4 hours ago

    The song of Ice see you and Fire the lobbyists.

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    orinoco womble  about 4 hours ago

    I have begun to notice the Peanuts style brick wall for conversations between adult human characters. Maybe if they leaned on it correctly Rat would let them talk.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 4 hours ago

    I agree with rat, no major contributors that demand favors

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    Nuke Road Warrior  about 3 hours ago

    If you think politicians are corrupt now, wait ‘till they get to spend taxpayer’s money on their own campaigns.

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    olds_cool63  about 3 hours ago

    Give the power to the people: Problems solved!

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    Arbitrary  about 3 hours ago

    -Public election fund-Strict campaign seasons only a few months before the election-Instant runoff voting-Ban politicians from being able to buy stocks-Actually have inspections instead of letting the company do it themselves

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 3 hours ago

    Not “no one”, Rat, but the Supremes don’t want to hear it.

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    DanMercer  about 2 hours ago

    so, publicly financed usually means government controlled. I can’t see how that could POSSIBLY go wrong.

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    shanen0  27 minutes ago

    It would be really hard to regulate elections given the corrupt SCOTUS, but I think the best thing about other countries may well be the short elections. Not just the money, but how long can be regulated.

    But a funny joke about regulated elections. One clever scammer got a bunch of patsies to run in the governor’s election. He thus had about 25 candidates, and each candidate got a square on the public advertising boards for the election. His idea was to sell the advertising space from all of his patsy candidates. The numbers actually made sense and he could have made a pretty good profit, but he didn’t have enough salespeople and failed to sell enough ads and wound up losing money on the scam. (During the election I was wondering what all the blank space was about and why other boards had lots of repeated ads that didn’t seem to be related to the election. I found out about the scam a couple of weeks later.)

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