Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 20, 2024

Traitor Trump is dumber than a wombat’s tord (and was before he started to go senile seven years ago), more dishonest than Josh Hawley, and can never leap porn actresses without paying them hush money (while committing fraud) in a single bound.

Just saying.

The only rival for Traitor Trump in the Republican primaries who called on him to leave the race was Asa Hutchinson. Yeah, yeah, Chris Christie pointed out Traitor Trump was running for office to avoid prison. No credits for RECENT patriots.

This would be funny if it wasn’t so accurate.

Instead it’s just sad

This strip makes no sense. The Orange Baboon should be chatting with his dear friend Putin—ally of Iran, which is the staunch enemy of Israel and “Bibi”. And those 1000 terrorists would never have been released except under pressure from outside sources—such as the US! And let’s not forget that Hamas has always used Palestinian civilians as human shields—making their HQ’s in schools, hospitals, etc., so “collateral damage” was inevitable. And yet, those weakling fools STILL allow themselves to be ruled by terrorists!

Hopefully, we will hear the clanging of cell doors on the 6th!!!!

I think Napoleon Solo and Illya Kuryakin (Robert Vaughn and David McCallum) might dispute the Yam’s final claim about MIT

No magat will understand this cartoon.

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For example they have NO IDEA that Their Messiah released 5,000 Taliban prisoners, who then took over Afghanistan.

Just like they have no idea Project 2025 exists or know about anything in it.

And they have no clue who pays for tariffs. They believe Someone Else does.

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And they still believe Mexico will pay for it.

This isn’t the tRump I know… This one is making too much sense.

this is just nuts

Two gentlemen on the phone.

The freakishly small hands get me every time

I could do without all the silent eye candy. Trudeau used to be more inclusive.

Only two more of these before Election Day.

I’m surprised he didn’t take a break to dance. Don Don the dancing machine!!!

It’s pretty good, but I’m still looking for a meme about a YUGE orange albatross dragging the FAKE Republican Party down the rabbit hole. Or maybe a song? How about “I’m the albatross” based on “I am the walrus”, but with more orange and right wings? Flops in circles because there is no left…

The “weave” is actually that ferret he has glued to his head that whispers ideas to him when he goes on stage.

But, sir, this is Jack Smith, not Bibi.

America deserves this?

Both are dictator wannabes.

Hopefully after Nov. 5, the only time we see photos or political cartoons of Hair Gropingfuror are when he’s being incarcerated on the state and federal charges still outstanding against him.

As Bismarck said (and let’s hope he was right), “God has a special providence for fools, drunkards, and the United States of America”

Is the tan (or whatever the flip it’s supposed to be) on his face…shrinking inward? Not entirely unlike a collapsing star? Will he finally be left with only a tan nose?

Harris wins in a landslide. 10 million in the popular vote and 100+ in the Electoral College. November 6. Trump demands his followers to riot in the streets. MAGA wakes up and says, “Go away, loser! We want the new kid, Vance.” Trump skulks off to the scrapheap of history.

“Hey, Arnold Palmer’s dingdong, amirite?”

Gary Trudeau is a national treasure. Trump is a national cancer. The Republicans are the metastasis.

Oh, if he were only that coherent.

For a good laugh, google <<An Appreciation of “The Weave”: Trump’s New Literary Contraption>> on the liberal New Republic site

The Iranian people are going to be very happy with what is to come

For foreign people like me is not easy (almost impossible) to understand

OMG

“admitting you lost the election”

So, someone FINALLY told him that if he’d been elected in 2020, he wouldn’t be eligible to run in 2024, did they…?

People who support Trump have no morals and no loyalty to the Constitution.

When Biden proved incoherent, Democrats convinced him to step away. When Trump proved incoherent, Republicans doubled down on him.

And yet he might actually win and be President again.

I can’t believe people respect this person, much less vote for him.

The TDS is this one is strong.

I like the hair…

“I released 5,000 terrorish, and they retook Afghanistan.”

tRump surrendered Afghanistan to the Taliban. tRump negotiated another of his failed “deals” leaving the Afghan government out of the negotiations, demanding the 5,000 Taliban and ISIL fighters to be released, and, contrary to his ‘Patton Speech’, telling the Taliban the date and time we’d leave. The Taliban targeted that date, built for it, and when Biden pushed it off the Taliban complained. Biden told them to get lost and pushed it of again. When it could no longer be pushed off, the Taliban started taking the country and the Afghan military, knowing their own government was left out of the deal and ineffective, threw down their weapons’ and fled. The Taliban issued strict orders not to engage U.S. troops for fear we might stay. Our brave soldiers killed as we were leaving were killed by those ISIL fighters released by tRump. The blood of Afghanistan is on tRump’s tiny little hands.

You know what would have been fun? If he had hit the wrong speed dial number and had been unknowingly blithering to Bob Woodward instead.

This election is NEVER going to be over is it? Won’t matter who wins or loses, it will be disputed for the next four years.

What puzzles me is the people who don’t hear this stuff, while he is saying it.

Bibi is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR better than His Orangeness, and doing a fantastic job defending his country from terrorists. Also did you know Hamas and Hezbollah are STEALING all the food going into Gaza, and reselling it at high prices? >

From 45 to 47, Vote Republican 2024

Happy Birthday Madame Vice President.

This actually sounds sane compared to what went on in Latrobe last night

Sorry, this is completely inaccurate. He’s too comprehensible.

Far fewer idiot trolls (but I repeat myself) than I would have expected for this one. Maybe they all went to Non Sequitur?

Wasn’t there an ’80s hit called “Making Love on the Phone?”

But David McCallum died on us.

And people said Biden wasn’t mentally fit…….at least Biden accepted that and stepped down from the race. This guy is on a bullet train to Dementia City!

I was hoping the punch line was gonna be that he dialed the wrong number, and somehow got patched into the audio feed at a Harris rally.

Now he’s even doing it in his parodies. Has he been asking Duke for medical advice?

Lindsey Graham Goes Off on Republicans Supporting Kamala Harris:

‘What the Hell Are You Doing?!’

The senator also repeatedly deflected questions about whether or not Jan. 6, 2021 was “a day of love.”

Oooo, Miss Lindsey, yo momma’s goin’ be angry wit’ you when you get home tonight, ’cause you said the naughty “H” word – and you lied.

No supper for you tonight!

Then there’s the size of Arnie’s Army….almost as huge as mine.

And Arnold Palmer’s pen*s is now the No.1 issue of the day.It has so been decreed

Friggin Hilarious, and true !!! ;-)