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That is rich from Danae and her comment on Revisionist history, considering how much of it already has been to make groups of people feel better about themselves.
Horses originated in North America and went extinct there. Later the colonizers brought horses with them. Many of those horses escaped and roamed free.
The Native Americans didn’t have horses. The only horses were those that came from Europe. The Native Americans in the Southwest might’ve gotten some from the Spanish, but there weren’t any already in New England.
Everybody has a version depending on how much attention they gave to the history courses in school and how much they have come to believe the garbage that has inundated the airwaves in recent decades.
But, I like this version as a fairy tale with a much better outcome than reality.
The First Thanksgiving was a feast declared to celebrate the slaughter of 700+ Penobscot Indian new, women , and children with no loss to the murderers.
I may be wrong, it happened once before, but I thought horses didn’t come here until much later and I don’t think the first settler’s brought horses. I’m sure someone will edgumakate me on that.
Horses were first introduced to North America in 1519 by the Spanish explorers. They quickly spread over the grassy plains and were acquired by Native Americans by the mid-1600s.
Horses, unlike humans, don’t have the luxury of pretense. If they act like there isn’t a predator there when there plainly is, they find themselves on the menu.
Europeans brought horses to the Americas. The indigenes never developed the wheel beyond kids’ toys because they had no beasts of burden. Well there were llamas.
i was looking forward to a nice luscious baked ham. i haven’t even tried one since a plane wreck with a full load of fuel and 44 souls burned on the up-wind end of the NAS i was at. 1976. and i don’t like turkey, or white meat of any bird. MacD’s fixation on chicken breast puzzles me.
C 3 months ago
Horse play
Bilan 3 months ago
Danae is just upset that somebody else came up with a better tall tale than hers.
Richard S Russell Premium Member 3 months ago
Zinnnggggg …
Hello Everyone 3 months ago
I wish we were all nice like Horses!
Also, I like their version better.
AllishaDawn 3 months ago
Kind of reminds me a bit of that part of Gulliver’s Travels.
parforden 3 months ago
Yeah. Revisionist history. There’s going to be a lot more of that coming real soon.
Scorpio Premium Member 3 months ago
That is rich from Danae and her comment on Revisionist history, considering how much of it already has been to make groups of people feel better about themselves.
Concretionist 3 months ago
ALL history is revisionist. Even when it’s movies or photographs, the one pointing the camera is choosing what to tell… and how to tell it.
braindead Premium Member 3 months ago
Revisionist history is a boilerplate principle for Fox.
PraiseofFolly 3 months ago
That’s all unbridled nonsense!
Differentname 3 months ago
Horses originated in North America and went extinct there. Later the colonizers brought horses with them. Many of those horses escaped and roamed free.
dot-the-I 3 months ago
Equine step-up on humans: Horses are so herd/community-conscious that in the wild a one would never put itself out of eyesight of another.
Even when corralled, one would keep itself awake while others slept.
will.pittenger1 3 months ago
The Native Americans didn’t have horses. The only horses were those that came from Europe. The Native Americans in the Southwest might’ve gotten some from the Spanish, but there weren’t any already in New England.
GentlemanBill 3 months ago
Road apples
DiminishedFirst 3 months ago
In panel 3 they should each be asking: “why did YOU teach horses to write?”
providencefarm24 3 months ago
Love those two.
Prey 3 months ago
If they met after sunset were they nightmares?
sandpiper 3 months ago
Everybody has a version depending on how much attention they gave to the history courses in school and how much they have come to believe the garbage that has inundated the airwaves in recent decades.
But, I like this version as a fairy tale with a much better outcome than reality.
becida 3 months ago
1680 is when the Navajo revolted against the Spanish and started the spread of the horse across north America.But this is a good story anyway!
Q4horse 3 months ago
The truth: The pilgrims exterminated the Wampanoag and then had a celebratory feast.
christelisbetty 3 months ago
You should hear the Turkey’s version.
ncorgbl 3 months ago
Dispelling the revisionist history and accepting the truth and facts of history are what WOKE is all about.
Holden Awn 3 months ago
Horse was a big contributor to the 1619 Project.
William Robbins Premium Member 3 months ago
I like the story better in Aristophanes’ Lysistrata, maybe we’ll get our own version…
mindjob 3 months ago
The part about the reservations was a little depressing
Cozmik Cowboy 3 months ago
The First Thanksgiving was a feast declared to celebrate the slaughter of 700+ Penobscot Indian new, women , and children with no loss to the murderers.
leemorse9777 3 months ago
I may be wrong, it happened once before, but I thought horses didn’t come here until much later and I don’t think the first settler’s brought horses. I’m sure someone will edgumakate me on that.
proclusstudent 3 months ago
I did not gnu that.
Plumb.Bob Premium Member 3 months ago
It must be true, it is straight from the horses mouth.
Saurischia 3 months ago
Horses are NOT nice. One of the adults killed the foal of a new horse introduced to the pasture. They can be quite nasty and dangerous.
dimndno 3 months ago
Can’t blame the horses!
Is like a melody Premium Member 3 months ago
Thank you Wiley for all your delightful comics! They make us think about stuff and see the humor in life.
MRBLUESKY529 3 months ago
Horse Hockey!!!
RoboZsaZsa 3 months ago
Horses were first introduced to North America in 1519 by the Spanish explorers. They quickly spread over the grassy plains and were acquired by Native Americans by the mid-1600s.
Smeagol 3 months ago
In the Chinese horoscope I was born in the Year of the Horse, so there.
Quixotic1 3 months ago
Horses, unlike humans, don’t have the luxury of pretense. If they act like there isn’t a predator there when there plainly is, they find themselves on the menu.
dot-the-I 3 months ago
Cowpoke lore, unvarnished: “No, no naming. You mighta hadda eat the critter.”
willie_mctell 3 months ago
Europeans brought horses to the Americas. The indigenes never developed the wheel beyond kids’ toys because they had no beasts of burden. Well there were llamas.
Jingles 3 months ago
i was looking forward to a nice luscious baked ham. i haven’t even tried one since a plane wreck with a full load of fuel and 44 souls burned on the up-wind end of the NAS i was at. 1976. and i don’t like turkey, or white meat of any bird. MacD’s fixation on chicken breast puzzles me.
DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago
Revising history is one thing, but considering there weren’t any horses among either group of people, this is taking it to a whole new level!
Ermine Notyours 3 months ago
Wileyhorses!
keenanthelibrarian 3 months ago
Alternative facts, or a figment of imagination – or perhaps both …
eddi-TBH 3 months ago
Lucy is a lot of fun.
cnhardman 3 months ago
Lysistrata would be proud.
mistercatworks 3 months ago
It’s really crazy to see so many stories about the “4B” movement without any reference to “Lysistrata”.
lnrokr55 3 months ago
Horse sense beats social media any day !
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 3 months ago
The colonists were supposed to mix fertilizer with their crops to make them grow. Guess where they got the fertilizer?