Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 22, 2024

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    BasilBruce  about 1 month ago

    I guess they decided not to go with, “Care for a cup of coffee for ten dollars?”

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    Hello Everyone  about 1 month ago

    Ask a Stupid Question…At least Rat is honest…when it suits him.

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    Gent  about 1 month ago

    When me goes to has coffee me goes to has coffee and not to has inane banter.

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    c001  about 1 month ago

    The guy looks as if he already knows how Rat’s day’s going. And everything else, too.

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    iggyman  about 1 month ago

    Business suddenly dropped off!

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    Keno21  about 1 month ago

    And don’t forget my $5 tip.

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    ralphkramden  about 1 month ago

    My pleasure…..

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    ralphkramden  about 1 month ago

    My pleasure…..

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    Bilan  about 1 month ago

    Rat is wearing a bow tie? I’d be in a foul mood also if I had to wear one.

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    FGWaiss  about 1 month ago

    My favorite response: “So far, so good, but the day is young.”

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    nosirrom  about 1 month ago

    He could have gone with “Can’t complain”

    Of course he’d follow it up with “Because my boss says I can’t complain about him to the customers”

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    Ellis97  about 1 month ago

    Rat complains about Goat having a high paying job, when he himself can’t hold down a low paying job.

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    markkahler52  about 1 month ago

    Turn in your bowtie, already!!

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    steveh64  about 1 month ago

    Basil Fawlty in rodent form.

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    Croc Holliday  about 1 month ago

    It’s a common theme, employees resenting having to actually perform the job duties to get the paycheck they want.

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    juicebruce  about 1 month ago

    Make my own coffee at home ;-)

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    Goat from PBS  about 1 month ago

    Maybe Rat should have a script that he should repeat word-for-word.

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    buer  about 1 month ago

    I wouldn’t buy coffee from a place where they ask me to talk about my day when I just come to have some coffee.

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    28autumnbreeze  about 1 month ago

    If you’re needing coffee, you obviously don’t feel peopley. No need for small talk.

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    gozirra2 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Reminded me of ‘Supernews!: It’s a Horrible Life’ animation. In it Dick Cheney is a greeter at Walmart. He would say to entering customers, "Welcome to Walmart. Merry Christmas! Go @#%* yourselves!

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    CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    The Count thinks he saw that guy in a huge black SUV blocking J.D. Vance’s driveway. No kidding. And he didn’t wave back.

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    SusieB  about 1 month ago

    Having to work for a living forces one to do many things you’d rather not

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    royq27  about 1 month ago

    Ah, lunkhead…my Dad’s favorite term of endearment.

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    old_geek  about 1 month ago

    They say honesty is the best policy…

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    ladykat  about 1 month ago

    Not quite the permissible response, Rat.

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    UlrigJaeger Premium Member about 1 month ago

    They are obviously unaware of how many K-Cups they can get for $10! Also, since they also usually have hydration water with them, there is not a problem with having the new desk top brewer. There is almost the same number of different flavors available.

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    mindjob  about 1 month ago

    Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my cup of Joe

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    rshive  about 1 month ago

    Honesty is usually the best policy. But Rat can take it to extremes.

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    oish  about 1 month ago

    I usually went with – “Exactly the same as yesterday only completely different.”

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    txmystic  about 1 month ago

    Rat’s parting shot made me LOL…

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    klapre  about 1 month ago

    Similar to Kramer’s run-in with the bank teller who said “Hey” instead of “Hello”.

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    DaBump Premium Member about 1 month ago

    How is it that Rat is still working there? I know lots of places are short-handed, but they’d be better off short-handed than having Rat “helping” them.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 1 month ago

    I’ve had a problem with that phrase. I don’t always feel fine, but know people expect me to say so. On the other hand, Rat is part of that tiny cohort of people who should be paid not to work so they don’t toxify the workplace for those of us who are there to make our best effort.

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    joannesshadow  about 1 month ago

    I was in a major department store some years ago where the clerk at the register had to recite a long scripted greeting to every customer. I smiled and said that I knew she was required to say it, but it sounded artificial and whoever came up with had made a mistake. The next time I was there, the greeting was gone.

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    stamps  about 1 month ago

    It being a roastery, aren’t the staff supposed to roast the clients?

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  about 1 month ago

    For the third straight year,there is no Starbucks Eggnog Latte

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    ComicsBinger Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Grin and greet within 8 feet

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    candor1230  about 1 month ago

    Better than being greeted with ’WELCOME IN!"

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    zeexenon  about 1 month ago

    Well, at least they are now unionized against “the man.”

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    ROSTERM3  about 1 month ago

    The got roasted. It is a roastery, after all.

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    KEA  about 1 month ago

    I hate people asking questions for which they don’t want or expect and accurate answer

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    FireAnt_Hater  about 1 month ago

    I’ve heard there’s a labor shortage, but they must be more desperate than the average business.

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    Larry S  about 1 month ago

    William Faulkner resigned as a postmaster in 1924 "As long as I live under the capitalistic system, I expect to have my life influenced by the demands of moneyed people. But I will be da**ed if I propose to be at the beck and call of every itinerant scoundrel who has two cents to invest in a postage stamp.

    This, sir, is my resignation."

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    InuYugiHakusho  about 1 month ago

    A little too honest, Rat.

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    ComicKing456 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Someone needs to fire rat.

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    eddi-TBH  about 1 month ago

    The only reason Rat still has the job is that the manager hates the customers too.

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    mdl1911a1  about 1 month ago

    As a rodent, Rat could be related to Foamy.

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    sincavage05  about 1 month ago

    Reality, from Rat’s side of the window.

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    olds_cool63  about 1 month ago

    Who the heck would want a cup of coffee from a rat???

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    smartty cat  about 1 month ago

    Workers of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but a cheap cup of tea. My cup doth not run over.

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    tvstevie  30 days ago

    In real life, he would have had to make that same speech all over again, because that customer would have turned out to be all too typically deaf.

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    unfair.de  30 days ago

    I would appreciate a candid barrista like that.

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